External Link/Members OnlyWell back in the office on Monday after my knee op, so I thought I needed a release before i feel the stresses of returning to work. This was my second punt today (Sunday) as price hikes and cost of extras led me to take a chance earlier in the day on an obvious B&S Chinese/Japanese vs ad that had delivered more than I was expecting but less than I had dreamed of.
So text sent off to all the local Thai girls ads and got only 1 reply from Coco. Text was very positive; owo 69, FK, cim all included in price of
£70 for half hour
£120 for hour
With an additional £20 for anal.
So for £90 half hour I was going to get the full range of services on offer. What a bargain and that is very rare in this age of inflation and Golden Pussy Syndrome.
Reviews on here were mainly positive, however I should of looked at them a little closer before agreeing the booking.
Anyway got to the bungalow in Evington, and let in by someone hiding as usual. When the door closed I was hoping it was the maid and not Coco, she didn’t look like her photos. Her hair was up, she was a lot older, and she was very chubby. She was pleasant enough, smiling and grabbing my cock through my trousers as she led me to the passion room, so I thought may as well give it a go. 90 Lizzies handed over and she went out the room while I undressed.
She was gone for about 10 minutes (I think prepping herself), however there was a clock so I noted the time of her return to avoid any confusion on half hour service.
When she returned she had a long blue boob tube dress on and had put her hair down. She then took her dress off and I wished she hadn’t. I realised it was the girl in the photo by the small tattoo on her chest but She is a BBW with a huge double gut and just not my cup of tea. She does have half decent bazumbas but I didn’t fancy her at all.
She then knelt between my knees and after the usual wipes started sucking on my cock which was interspersed with licking and swallowing balls, while jerking the old fella. This was quite pleasant when I closed my eyes and imagined it wasn’t her handling my Crown Jewels. Having said that she did suck quite forcefully on my balls and took them fully into her mouth which was bordering on painful.
Anyway 10 minutes passed, no RO, no DFK, but I didn’t ask and had no interest because it would just put me off more.
She bagged me and then lay on the bed on her back showing her belly, and puffy pussy which put me off even more so we started with me stood up taking her doggy style on the bed. This was the best view as it disguised her humongous gut, but I was not a fan of the full inked back, and firm but enormous arse in front of me either.
I could only keep wood for a few minutes as she kept making her noises, so I suggested anal in the same position so I could give her good banging.
She said sorry, I think you too big, which to me was a little relief as it gave me a chance to save £20. I said ok but can you refund the extra money to which she agreed straight away.
There was no way I was finishing fucking this cavernous hole, so I asked for HE with cim. She put plenty of oil onto the old boy and put plenty of gusto and effort into the job as she sat in between my legs out of reach. It was pleasant enough but not orgasmic. I asked Coco to sit at the side so I could grab her ass, and boobs. She knelt down at my side but prevented me from feeling her asshole or pussy which was the last straw for me.
So unable to cross the line I asked her to sit on the edge of the bed while I wanked into her tits. This was no good because I could still see her stomach so after 25minutes I accepted defeat and got dressed after paying £70 for a mediocre massage and BJ, uninspiring sex and no HE.
If you like BIG (but small in height) Girls then you may enjoy Coco, she was quite enthusiastic but I had no sexual attraction to her. Definitely not one for me to remember.
