We've known wanking is to be encouraged so why isn't it part of the school curriculum instead of just being conducted surreptitiously on the back row of the science lab?
Why isn't it part of the normal NHS treatment in hospital wards by qualified wankologists?
Wanking shouldn't be considered distasteful. We should be wanking on the tube, the bus, at our office desks in the checkout queue, at morning mass for example.
MPs should set an example at PMs QT.
How come the chimpanzees at the zoo have all the fun?
When did it become such a frowned on and sinful practice and even somehow a derogatory term?
To be called a wanker should be a compliment!
So wankers unit. Starting from now. Let's all have a wank together for the health of the nation.
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