Author Topic: Matty - Diva Escorts - Earls Court  (Read 863 times)

Offline JAM2121

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Hope everyone is doing well. Unfortunately writing my first Negative review after a bad session with Matty from Diva Escorts. We met last month and I was in the mood for a Russian MILF and saw Matty on Diva and decided to take a chance. I arranged for £200 for 1hr

Comms were good and prompt with Diva and a meeting was arranged, location provided etc. The location was a few minutes walk from Earl’s Court station down a quiet and discrete street.

Matty advertises as 45+, I’d put her in her mid-50s. As mentioned in other reviews, apart from being older/less airbrushed, she broadly matches her photos. Size 10-12, good natural breasts but unfortunately did not find her attractive when meeting her in the flesh.

The reason for the negative was her quite odd attitude that I found off-putting and uncomfortable. Her English is quite poor and she giggles a lot so its extremely difficult to understand what’s going on or have a conversation with her. She made a lot of weird noises, ooohs, ahhhs and gasps so between all of that and the constant giggling it was like a female version of Mr Bean.

I knew i should walk but tried to carry on, no DFK (which is advertised on her services) only pecks on the lips. Her hair and breath didn’t smell fresh so I was soon fine without any kissing. I opted for OW and it was focussed only at the tip and very toothy. She then got on top and was perfectly fine on top and playing with her breasts.

I popped once and left pretty quickly and unsatisfied. I think I probably contributed to the negative by feeling uncomfortable and deciding early that I wanted to leave but soldiering on to try and salvage it. Live and learn

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I saw her as part of a duo with Ksenya (reviewed) and concur with her constant giggling. Very off putting and childlike. Did she go on a out your "strong elephant"?

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Yeah, plus with what I imagined was her impression of an elephant. It was all quite odd