External Link/Members OnlyThis is one of the most bizarre experiences I have had with a WG.
This girl featured on AW had a brief description but looked hot. At 22 and proclaiming why fly economy when you can fly business class, had me hooked to take a punt. Her ad said she was hot, had perfect boobs and peachy bum. One of those was correct.
Her headline was ANAL QUEEN. Both incorrect.
Comms: Her green light was on in AW, she answered the phone quick. Messages exchange via SMS, to confirm postcode, price, OWO and CIM extra. Also confirmed no DFK or RO. Time agreed and I texted when I got there. She asked me to wait 10 mins. Turned out she was showering. But then she asked me to go to the pharmacy and buy some lube. Ok, so she ran out, but why ask a punter to buy some. I decided to buy some. But not the green glupe she wanted. Pharmacy close buy. Slightly embarrassing as I asked for some lubricant and the assembled gang of Indian chemists asked what for? “For sex” I cried. What else ffs! They only had KY jelly. The last pack!
Venue: Modern flat on second floor of one of 4 blocks near McDonalds town square Dartford. Parking easy due to said McDs. Busy, so could proceed incognito to block. Texted her at the intercom. Was given number and buzzed in through steel bar gate to flats and then again at building. Tapped light on door and was let in. Pitch dark. Walked in and turned round to meet Bruna. Dressed in black baby doll lingerie, revealing her cleavage. She said sorry for the delay. Ushered me to bedroom.
Price: On top of £4.69 lube, which I decided to offer to pay for I paid £140 to include RO. She agreed. The way we did the deal was bizarre. She used her translate talking app on her phone. So I spoke into it and it translated into Portuguese and she spoke into it to translate into English. She had only been in UK 2 months. Even so, poor English command. The advertised price was £130 for an hour. With £20 for RO. But having our hard the lube and she had no change for a £20 note, we struck a deal, via the speaking translate app phone.
Bod: she was tall, about 5.7ft. Impeccable white teeth, peachy bum. When she took off her bra, her 34DD with pronounced haribo sweet chewy nipples attached my attention and that of my cock, which saluted. She claimed through the app that they were natural. If they were then she had picked up redness underneath. So I suspect enhanced and only recently done. But thankfully not sensitive so I felt and fondled my hands all over them.
The details: she helped me undress and scrunched my cock through my Gant red trunks and made some cat purring noise. Not through the translate app. She used wet wipes to clean and then performed OWO with me standing with cock on her mouth and her sitting on the edge of the bed. Then she beckoned me on the bed. Put the C on with the mouth trick. Lubed it and herself up with the KY and offered me her rear for doggy. Her favourite position. All the while I was jogging on her bum doing doggy and breaking into a canter then gallop, she was shouting “fuck my porsy” several times. It was a bit of a turn on. Even if she couldn’t say “pussy”. I was tempted to imitate her but had other things to do. Her bum was bouncing up and down whilst I thrusted deep and I grabbed it with both hands. Thought this is really good. With her screaming “porsy”. Then we switched to cowgirl. She was tight and I loved the feeling of resistance as my cocked broke through her lips of her porsy. She rode me high with her boobs bouncing up and down and then low so that I could suck them. Or one of them as her black hair got on the way. We went onto missionary and she allowed me to kiss her lips, neck and cheeks. Unfortunately I could not feel the sap rise. So I asked her to do a HJ, which was mediocre and didn’t cut the mustard. Tried several times. But couldn’t get it to splash. So we went into doggy again, with me thrusting longer out and in to see if that work. Then cowgirl, then oral with and handjob. But no. She did ask why not. Through the phone app and replied again through the phone app that it is all to do with the technique and I needed my balls massaged as she gripped my shaft up and down. She point blank refused to handle my balls. So that was it. I didn’t spurt and there was no point. Bit of an anti-climax. Had a shower in a decent bath shower with fresh towels. Kissed her tenderly on the right nipple and left to go to Costa for a ham sandwich. A neutral in my view. If not a negative. She is going to get a grip on the lingo and the ball aversion if she is going to compete in a crowded market of DA postcode. Happy to take questions.
