Ladypenelope1 - Hersham

[Percy]

Link: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Telephone: +447871670472

Logistics: all arranged by text easily - final quick call when I was in the street to get house number - responsive and friendly

Location: Terraced house on quiet side street between Esher and Walton - convenient free parking available nearby. House perfectly fit for purpose was taken upstairs to the main bedroom for the action. Didn’t see any nosy neighbours. Felt very safe.

Looks: Tallish busty white British brunette with big, enhanced rack (as described in other reviews) not fat but not super slim - mid to late 40s. Reasonably attractive but facially not quite my type. I would estimate between size 10 and 12. The pictures on the site are misleading in my view - I don’t think it is the same person but if it is they would be many years out of date - so sadly not quite what I was expecting. I am sure she could have taken some reasonable recent pics if she had wanted so the reality wasn’t bad but not the “wow” factor that the pics had hinted might be possible even allowing for ageing. The issues previously mentioned in other reviews with plastic surgery were observed and did dampen my enthusiasm a little bit.

Hygiene was good smelt and tasted fresh and clean.

Attitude was excellent keen to provide a good service, a willing enthusiastic and accommodating participant. I felt free to get stuck in and Lady P was happy to go with the flow. Good chat and banter throughout - no complaints on that score and I felt I could move the conversation along if I had wanted.

Price £180 for hour - full covered sex and BJ:  plenty of time for reverse oral and rimming (me on her) which I enjoyed. No clock watching at all and in the end I was the one to bring matters to a close and leave - I think I could have stayed longer had I wished.

Overall: I rate this (perhaps a bit harshly) as a neutral - I didn’t manage my expectations going in and I had expected a bit more based on the pics and I felt a little deflated when I met Lady P in the flesh. But she’s a trooper and will provide a decent albeit pricey service. I just wasn’t that turned on by the whole thing and I don’t think I will return but I didn’t feel ripped off or taken advantage of.

[Waterhouse]

Was on my radar (not my hotlist) a while back, but the whole plastic tits and barbie thing quickly made it a non-starter.  Some may like the look, but not me.