External Link/Members OnlyDate: August 2022
Venue: London E3
Cost: £90 half hour
Had the urge for a natural large breasted play mate and Bailey caught my eye one recent afternoon as not a lot else on offer to be honest. English with strong northern accent. Good friendly telephone manner which sealed it for me so made a booking as she was only in London for a couple of days as she is a touring escort.
I should have kept my money to be honest as so many things were wrong with this punt as follows:-
On the phone she had told me she is located 4 mins from Canary Wharf Station. I didnt bother looking at Google as I took her word for it. When I got to said station, typed the post code into Google maps and it was a 29 minute walk ffs. Turns out she meant 4 mins drive. Ok I should have checked the map so partly my fault. Texted her to tell her I would therefore be late she said she was not worried as it would give her time to be ready, thats promising I thought. 30 mins later I arrive at post code, sent her a text and she asked me to wait 15 mins whilst she popped in the shower (why couldnt she have done that whilst I was walking there ! Probably serviced another punter).
I had asked her to dress normally as I dont really like it when everything is on show. I prefer a slow reveal. No problem she said. When she openned the door she was wearing this see through stocking thing. I said what happened to the normal clothes em….she forgot apparently ! I so nearly walked but her J cups were calling me to stay and she was quite bubbly and friendly with quite an attractive face so I thought f..k it and stayed. Used the loo paid her and she disappeared. Told me to undress. I usually like mutual undressing but as she advertises that she is a tantric provider thought I would start with a massage.
When she came back I still had my sexy lucky pants on lol which she tried to take off. I brought her in for a gentle embrace and she snapped dont grab WTF. She then grabbed my wrists and said she is not at all submissive and seemed to be offering to dominate me but I told her im not into that at all. She is quite tall and obviously a big unit (she is big everywhere !). Anyhow needed to get this back on track so stood face to face touching each other and she removed the lucky pants and started playing with the slowly rising member. I went in for a kiss and she turned her head just offering her cheek. I had specifically checked with her on the phone that she offerred kissing as its quite essential to a good punt for me and she had said yes without hesitation so I asked her does she handle her own calls. She said yes so I reminded her she had said yes to kissing. She says she only does lip kissing not french. I say thats fine thats all I want anyway I dont do french. Then she says when she means kissing its only on the body wtf this girl is priceless ! I offerred to massage her but apparently the oil blocks her pours so it would have to be a dry massage. Forget it love.
I said what about the massage she advertises but she just ignored the request as she is unwrapping the condom. I said you dont need that yet but she said she always puts it on early. . My cock is now flacid with all whats going on and she comments it was hard just now. I make a joke saying it went limp when kissing was denied !
She gets the condom on the little fella and gets me stiff with oral which is ok with constant eye contact obviously looking for encouraging signs from me, things are improving. I have a little play with her pussy lips and she asked me to go down on her but I declined politely, i just dont do that with escorts. We f..k in 3 positions and doggy was pretty good slapping against her large arse. She is making a few appreciative moans but pretty sure they were fake and we finished in mish but the very instant I came she was whipping the condom off. So she is quick to put it on and even quicker pulling it off !
Had a bit of a chat and it turns out she started hoaring at the tender age of 15 in a parlour up North and claims to be 35 now. She seemed to get confused as she said she had been in the game 25 years. I said that would make you 40 then and she quickly corrected herself to say she has been doing it 20 years but had a break recently to have or look after her kids not sure which. Asked me if I was on Adultwork and when I said I was she said I should have booked through the site so I could leave her feedback !!!
It was not a complete disaster as I suppose the sex was ok but my god you can tell she has been in this game a long time as she knows all the tricks. I hate it when girls deliberately lie about services and therefore she gets a negative. She plans to tour a lot so you might get lucky if she comes to your area soon !