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7 review(s) for miss sexi kitty (4 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


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Just got back from the most depressing punt of my life. Fannying on all day trying to get a punt sorted without success, I decide to revisit old ground and drop Miss Sexy Kitty a text. Initial comms are good, it's a late booking at 10:15pm but she's happy to take it so I get ready and drive through. Pull up a couple of streets away and get a text asking if I'm still coming and asking where I am. I text back saying I am where she used to get me to park, she immediately rings me and tells me to park in front of her house cos it's late and she doesn't want her neighbours to see people walking around? Fair enough, drove down to her house and walked to her door while a couple of feral youths rode past me on BMX's. She let me in and led me upstairs, so far so good I hand the 20 notes over which is her going rate for a blowie. She nips out to stash the cash and returns, opening her mouth I realise she is either half pissed, on drugs or both. Fuck! Probably half pissed I gather when she takes a drink of her cider.

Talking over the top of her late 90's rave music she tells me no touching in the £20 deal, if I would like to feel her newly enhanced, silly-looking fake tits I will have to stump up an extra tenner. I think about it for 2 seconds and decide to stick with the £20 blowie. Bad start to the punt, despite me been horny as hell all day when faced with a half-cut Miss Kitty and Blue Monkey rave music my little soldier decides he doesn't want to play ball. I lay back on the bed while she fumbles with my limp cock and use the power of mind to summon a hard-on. Looking quite pleased with herself she takes the condom out and amateurishly puts it on my cock. The blowjob went like this; sucks, uses hand, says sorry, sucks, uses hand, says sorry, sucks, stops, complains she's got a dry mouth, sucks, uses hand, complains she's too hot, stops to put on fan, sucks, complains she's too cold, stops to turn off fan, sucks, says sorry, complains she's got a dry mouth, sucks, complains she's too hot, stops to turn on fan, says sorry, sucks.

I was beginning to lose all hope when she stops to drop another bomb shell "you only get 10 minutes in the £20 deal y'know". Determined to salvage what I can I tell her I can't cum because she keeps stopping every 30 seconds. She says sorry and starts sucking again. I tell her to just use her hand if she's got a dry mouth and she says no it's alright and proceeds to lick the tip of my cock while wanking me off. At this point I lay back, think of England and by some miracle pull of a cum 90% mind control and 10% what she was doing to me. She says "there you are" like she's just done me a huge favour and throws a pack of baby wipes at me, telling me to wrap the condom up in them and put it in the bin. She immediately goes to her phone starts mumbling something about missing a call or forgetting to text someone back. Takes a drink of her cider and lets out  a massive burp, classy! I don't really care I just want to get out of there. We go downstairs and she holds me hostage while she checks her street for signs of life before granting me permission to leave. Will never return!

Planning a trip to see Beth tomorrow to help me forget about tonights punt. £40 notes is well spent on her blowies she is my number 1 girl for a sloppy nosh simply fantastic.


7 review(s) found for miss sexi kitty linked to in above post (4 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative)

Offline denyason

what do u expect...u get what you paid for.  £20 is cheaper than the skanky prossies that inhabit the street corners- not that i've used any as my minimum spend is £100 a time.  blooming heck....seen all ya reviews and your punts are all 15 minute long!  i need at the very least 60minutes of pleasure.  if all my punts with Frankie were divided into 15 minutes punts, i'd have over 80 punts with her since March this year.  I could fuck for hours.
« Last Edit: August 04, 2014, 12:33:10 AM by denyason »

what do u expect...u get what you paid for.  £20 is cheaper than the skanky prossies that inhabit the street corners- not that i've used any as my minimum spend is £100 a time.

I had actually booked Nikki the Viatnamese girl at Diamonds before hand but close to the punt time I got a call from a fella at Diamonds saying there'd been a mistake, Nikki isn't available but Antonia is. When I found out Antonia was EE I told him I'd leave it which is how I ended up booking with Kitty in haste. 90% of the times I punt I'm only looking for a quick blowie since I can get sex at home. It doesn't make sense to blow 100 notes for a 15 minute gobble.
« Last Edit: August 04, 2014, 12:41:25 AM by BB1987 »

Offline denyason

why not ask your wife/gf for a bj for free lol.

I have seen Kitty in the past, and it was for an hour apt, she is as crap as this review states, stop giving the reviewer a hard time I sometimes want a walk in cum walk out apt, nowt wrong with that, the reviewer has a right to a decent service whatever length of time  :mad:

Her new tits look like she should pay you a tenner to touch them as well :)

Offline denyason

those tits are a reason NOT to do a tit job- they'd fucking knock you out cold- like two boulders.

why not ask your wife/gf for a bj for free lol.

Chance would be a fine thing. Let's just say it's not on her 'likes' list :D

Offline cd888

I had been thinking about going for the £20 BJ this week, thanks for the head's-up BB, dodged a bullet there.

Offline denyason

god damn....just seen her verification photo....absolute horror and to think she was on my hotlist a while ago (thank fuck i didn't see her)- she ought to of spent the boob job on a face transplant instead.  To the OP "how could you?"....just soiled mee pants :P    An ugly bird sucking your cock is akin to a bloke giving you head- i believe as i've never done either and its just one of my theories.  Question that really puzzles me.....how would you get an erection?  Mine wouldn't even twitch to her.
"sexy kitty....my arse!"
« Last Edit: August 04, 2014, 06:00:27 PM by denyason »

god damn....just seen her verification photo....absolute horror and to think she was on my hotlist a while ago (thank fuck i didn't see her)- she ought to of spent the boob job on a face transplant instead.  To the OP "how could you?"....just soiled mee pants :P    An ugly bird sucking your cock is akin to a bloke giving you head- i believe as i've never done either and its just one of my theories.  Question that really puzzles me.....how would you get an erection?  Mine wouldn't even twitch to her.
"sexy kitty....my arse!"

lol I remember before I met her for the first time I emailed her on AW and asked her to rate her looks out of 10. She told me "definitely a 9". To be honest though looks aren't really a deal breaker for me, I've punted with stunners and I've punted with munters, some of my best punts have been with the less than stunning girls. As long as they have the skills to do the job then I'm all set. Willingness/Friendliness/Personality means more to me in a punt than how a girl looks. I had 30 mins with Northern Kara once after reading all the rave reviews on here and honestly wouldn't put her in my top 5, I was disappointed hence why no review made. Frankie May has been knocked from her number 1 spot but still in my top 3. I think your theory of letting an ugly bird suck your cock = being gay is a bit silly though  :D

Here's my top 3 girls at the minute.

1. Bethx1x - https://www.adultwork.com/2318235
Best fucking BJ ever! Slow and sloppy just how I like it. I will struggle to find someone who can match her oral skills. Friendly, pretty, educated and a great personality.

2. Sheng Long (Not An Escort) - http://services.vivastreet.co.uk/massage+chester-le-street-dh3/sheng-long-chinese-massage/96606548
Lovely woman, friendly, sweet and gives me Chinese gifts after our appointment. Great massage + HE.

3. Frankie May - https://www.adultwork.com/2384818
Lovely girl, easy to talk to and a good shag. I think you know this already though. Only seen her once unfortunately.


3 review(s) found for Bethx1x linked to in above post (3 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)
4 review(s) found for frankie may linked to in above post (4 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline Matium

Her verification photo:



She looks like one of those you'd pass by unnoticed at a bus stop.

Offline Mike Hunt

She is plain rank ..I would rather spend £5 on a wank mag than be in the company of her..she should not get any customers given the service reported andher appearance..yuk
Banning reason: Malicious conduct against service provider

Offline Mickplatt

I Def agree with bb1987 on her bj skills. They are strange to say the least.  And I do get the impression that she looks like she's on drugs ha

Offline Mickplatt

Her verification photo:



She looks like one of those you'd pass by unnoticed at a bus stop.

Haha how did you find that pic. Looks like she eats marbles for breakfast.

Haha how did you find that pic. Looks like she eats marbles for breakfast.

Just click on the verified member link!

Offline baresi

i've seen her 5 times pre boob job and enjoyed the meet,however the last time i was there it seems the neighbours have sussed what she's up to,i had a very awkward walk back to my car while one of them was shoutinf 'fuck off you dirty cunt' at me out of their window,,i'll not be back

Offline oldfart

In her profile on AW..she says, park your car at the end of the street.... now we know why.

       

Offline Greenman

Great well throat review of a bad punt
Helps is all avoid her
Boobs look a bit big and odd shaped must of been a special offer from the surgeon

Offline Highlander

Thanks for this review and thread in general. Was both informative and amusing!  Interesting boob job, looks like someone has surgically grafted a couple of those mini football's circa Italia 90 onto her chest :lol:

Thanks for this review and thread in general. Was both informative and amusing!  Interesting boob job, looks like someone has surgically grafted a couple of those mini football's circa Italia 90 onto her chest :lol:

LOL are you saing you would like to have a bit of a kick about with her tits?

TBH I cant think of anything else to do with them

i've seen her 5 times pre boob job and enjoyed the meet,however the last time i was there it seems the neighbours have sussed what she's up to,i had a very awkward walk back to my car while one of them was shoutinf 'fuck off you dirty cunt' at me out of their window,,i'll not be back

Christ! Well there's discretion out of the window!

i've seen her 5 times pre boob job and enjoyed the meet,however the last time i was there it seems the neighbours have sussed what she's up to,i had a very awkward walk back to my car while one of them was shoutinf 'fuck off you dirty cunt' at me out of their window,,i'll not be back

Are you sure they were shouting at you, or had Kitty come out with no knickers on :)

Offline Strachen1982

Glad i found this review. Was about to take her up on the xmas special. Never mind then. Will avoid this one.
Banning reason: Previously banned (Mickplatt)

Offline sirstiff

I recently visited Miss Sexi Kitty and found most of what the first poster to say was true, but i noticed on the way out that she has a camera pointed to the be from above the door, so i would deffo avoid this lady




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