Author Topic: Alice - VS - Birmingham B29  (Read 715 times)

Offline Roadster

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I went along based on a previous review positive here by pbrown355.  All of what was said there holds true here.  It is amazing though how one mans meat can be another's poison.

New-ish flat in Selly Oak area.  Books a 15 min P&D by text.  All the text messages were long lagged.  I later realised that they were working a really fast conveyor.

Got to the location and was kept waiting on the street for about 15 mins.

Admitted by the maid (possibly her flat mate Adelle) and ushered into the bedroom.

Size 6-8 is about right.  If you like junkie chic these two women will suit you down to the ground.  Alice had a tattooed but pretty body and a face full of spots and scars.  Her attitude was a weird combination of aggressive, pissed off and something close to delusional.  I suspect chemistry may have been involved.

Money paid and on to the action.  Covered BJ was short and on the boring end of crap, swiftly moved on to sex.

Combination of thick condom, way too much lube, and a bucket cunt meant that I couldn't actually feel anything.  Meanwhile Alice was veering from comatose to visibly disgusted.  Nice.

Given the situation, I asked for a HJ finish.  She was horrified.  She went along with it while moaning incessantly about how she was going to get stuff on her hands!  I suggested that she could always wash them afterwards.  She wasn't impressed.  Too little time between punts I suspect.

Deed done.  Dressed and off.  9 minutes street to street.

Passed the next punter on the stairs.

0/10

Offline pbrown355

I may have to stop reviewing the thin miserable ones.(she wasn't actually miserable). I seem to be having the wrong effect.
Sorry my review led you to this. I'll still be going back. I hope I don't regret it.

Offline Roadster

Hey ... don't be.  I saw what you saw and I get why you liked it.  I love rough women too.  Just not this one!

I think perhaps I was there at a busier time than you ... and I got flattened by the conveyor.  Hey ho.  Win some.. lose some

Keep on reviewing and we can all keep making mistakes  :yahoo: :yahoo:

Offline pbrown355

Yeah there was definitely no rush when I saw her. And don't worry about the reviewing. I only punt to help you guys with reviews. Otherwise I'd have to be a nuisance to somebody else.