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Author Topic: Best lie told you by a WG  (Read 3929 times)

Offline Kimberly_C

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Of course i remember you, how could i forget such a nice guy.
Never met the trollop in my life  :unknown:

As near as I can tell, most WGs only remember the extraordinary clients: everyone else sort of just blurs together. I remember the extraordinarily lovely ones and I vividly remember the unpleasant ones. If someone shows up claiming to have seen me before, I do what everyone does in the same embarrassing social situation: pretend to remember them whilst frantically trying to recall anything about them. If I kept better records, I suppose I could verify if they're lying or not but even saving phone contacts for every single punter isn't bullet proof as they could have a new number.

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. If I kept better records, I suppose I could verify if they're lying or not but even saving phone contacts for every single punter isn't bullet proof as they could have a new number.

Whether they are lying or not is irrelevant - they are with you for a fantasy ~1 hour and I'm sure I speak for many punters when I say I definitely do not want a WG to be keeping records on me.

Offline Kimberly_C

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Whether they are lying or not is irrelevant - they are with you for a fantasy ~1 hour and I'm sure I speak for many punters when I say I definitely do not want a WG to be keeping records on me.

I think that's absolutely valid. I save phone numbers for ones I think I absolutely must remember - and that is so that I don't see them again. It's usually just saved under the name "Never Again" or something like that.

Ooooh,that was a bit below the belt mate, very close to home that one!

I'm sure it's true in my case tho.  :)

I am sure it is Sam.

I should have added 'I bought this underwear set just for you as I know you like this colour/design'

I am just and old cynic really....

Offline MikeBWales

On many a prossie's profile, 'you won't be disappointed'  :dash: :dash:

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I only do bareback with you.   :rolleyes:  :scare:

Offline doc14

Whether they are lying or not is irrelevant - they are with you for a fantasy ~1 hour and I'm sure I speak for many punters when I say I definitely do not want a WG to be keeping records on me.
Wonder if I could request my file under data protection act?

I think that's absolutely valid. I save phone numbers for ones I think I absolutely must remember - and that is so that I don't see them again. It's usually just saved under the name "Never Again" or something like that.

One WG told me she has three lists: never again, see again and her top list, whereby she would cancel whatever she was doing to see again. I went into the latter. Yeh right......

tcm

Wonder if I could request my file under data protection act?

say data protection act to alot of escorts and theyll hand you a condom, dahlink

Offline punk

Then as I started to fuck her she said

"is it in yet?"

 :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:

same here.

Offline punk

Can you wait half an hour, the landlord's come round.

 :lol: :lol:

I've had that one 3 or 4 times now with different girls.

Another great one, happen's a few times.

Offline Sparquin

"Nobody has ever made me cum like that before"

Better still

" I only cum with you, not other clients"

Priceless

Offline Matium

"You're my favourite, "muah" and I'm only seeing you today"

Some favourite!

I passed the next bloke going up the stairs as I went down.


Offline itk

It's not just for the money I do this, I love sex with strangers.

Offline cunnyhunt

I am trained as an accountant  :lol: :lol:

Offline Matium

I am trained as an accountant  :lol: :lol:

That'd be Pia, the Prossient moderator, would it not?

Pretty awful accountant.

 :lol:

Offline itk

I'm a model earning £'000's a week. Strange that, considering I'm blowing my beans all over your tits for £50.

Offline Dani

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I think the most used lie has to be "I only do this job because I love sex, Its not about the money at all"  If that was true they would not be charging for it.

Yes they may well like sex most of the time but it is like every other job and done for the money first and foremost

Offline cunnyhunt

That'd be Pia, the Prossient moderator, would it not?

Pretty awful accountant.

 :lol:

Correct, can not work her age from her birth certificate. My friend said it is because it is written in Roman numerals. :D

1) You're sexy man  Yeah Righto
2) You're a Right Ladies Man Ditto
3) You've come to bed eyes ,only with money involved sadly
I know what i am and how women view me but at least they are only little white lies to try and make me feel better

Offline mattylondon

What's the best lie ever told you by a WG?
Ah, misread the post! Probably that they only see one punter a day.. usual bullshit!

And... "I only do this part time, in addition to my other job"!   :rolleyes:

« Last Edit: August 04, 2014, 08:02:58 PM by mattylondon »

Offline punk

One of the most honest things that i have heard from two different escorts are one and the same:

I like the money and i like sex.
 

One WG told me she would love to have a man just like me...

I was so embarrassed...

Offline LL

A Polish WG I met volunteered to me during the chitchat after sex, that she was only whoring to pay her sick Grandmother's medical bills.  I laughed my socks off (and really hope she wasn't telling the truth!  :D)


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