External Link/Members OnlyI hadn't punted in a quite a long while due to a variety of personal issues but got back in the saddle this past week.
I picked Alex from Lush escorts as she looked good, almost Amazonian with a nice rack.
Venue - Jewellery Quarter Birmingham
Time - 30 mins
Cost - £60
I made the booking quite late in the afternoon for late evening and was pleasantly surprised at her availability - new girls at Lush usually get booked up pretty fast.
Turned up 5 mins before, called Lush and was given the flat details. So up I went.
The door magically opened as I approached and as I entered, my heart sunk. The pictures were quite obviously photoshopped, I knew that going in, however they were also about 10 years old. Her face was pretty, but her body was nothing like the pictures. Her large knockers had a weighty sag to them, something which I don't personally like at all as I prefer tits to have some perkiness to them. From the waist down though, she had to have been a size 16-18. I kid you not. Her arse and thighs were huge......and not in a good way.
I contemplated walking, however I had been building up for a punt all week, so my judgement was impaired. I stayed.
She offered me a shower which I duly took. I won't say anything about the state of Lush's towels, I think they've been mentioned a few time before
Back in the room, she started off by kissing me whilst rubbing my now throbbing hard-on. She then asked me to sit on the edge of the bed and proceeded to give me one of the best deep throat blowjobs I've ever had. I'm talking nose to navel deep! Not sure how I lasted but 10 mins of this later she stuck a condom on and asked what position. I didn't think I would be able to penetrate her through the layer of fat from behind so decided to climb on top. I pumped away for about 8-9 mins but I was literally feeling nothing. The Johnny was thick and her fanny was....wide. She also had a few days worth of stubble down there.....it looked a mess. Asked to go back to the blowjob and again, it was superb. Proper deep throat. A few mins in and I ask where I can cum - "my tits" she says. I duly obliged and deposited a huge load all over them.
That was it. In and out in about 25 mins.
I'm giving it a neutral only because of the superb blowjob. If I had only gone for that, it would have been a positive. The rest of the sub-par service along with the old, out of date photos means it's a neutral.
Also - if anyone saw her after me yesterday, and had a suck on her tits......you probably had a taste of me. She only gave them a quick wipe down and got dressed
