External Link/Members OnlyUsual location in Fenny Stratford near Ego M.
60 mins £130
Shown to a very warm room and offered a drink. Usual waiting around for the obligatory 5 mins late start to the punt.
Not sure whatever to say here as this was a staggering waste of time and money. To say I was disappointed was an understatement. Photos heavily photoshopped and nothing like the description online. I would estimate a good 3 stone heavier than the photos, huge belly but as she is tall the rest of her is proportionally fatter than the photos suggest. Don’t know how she is described as leggy, as that isn’t the standout feature. The enormous fake lips, huge boobs, fake too but well done as far as i could tell, and the big belly. That along everything is pierced which I hate, tongue, clit, nipples, its like playing with a Meccano set back in the days.
Bright blue hair and OTT makeup completed the look.
I’m quite tall and take good care of myself and I dont mind tall ladies as long as they are in shape, she isn’t.
Why I didnt walk is beyond me. Cock rules everything when he gets the flava.
Being Northern she was direct and to the point so that was good, and asked what I wanted.
Started with a massage and she was quite chatty during it which i dont mind. We then did some OWO which was the highlight as she’s good at it, plenty of spit, deep throat and gagging, face fucking included, so that part was good. Now some reverse O, at which point the heat of the day started to show as it was getting late. Now I shower a lot when its hot, plenty of deodorant and on hot days if needed a splash of talc down there, I know its all a bit poncy, but I like to be clean and fresh all the time. So going down on her I get a good whiff of the BO, I’m not a complainer as it was bloody hot but come on lets have some mutual respect. But I am a trooper so I thought lets give it a go. I dont know how to explain, those that know know, the smell/taste of a pussy thats had some action and is struggling in the heat, it just tastes off and I’m thinking wtf. The only thing I could do was think, a double vodka for medicinal purposes is going to be needed after this along with a trip to the clinic just in case, harsh you may say but it tasted off and you can’t be too careful. Anyway onwards and upwards and on with the rubber and she was bent over the bed, a good bout of doggie, some sideways action with one leg up and some hair pulling and I came in the bag. Now I have to confess, i just closed my eyes and went for it.
Now my head is going, do I bail as I have 30 mins of the hour left or do I just go with it. Well I am a man slag so I stayed and thought I could probably muster up another pop and do a CIM and then bail.
Zoe had other ideas, she climbed on top and DFK me with her pierced tongue for what seemed like an eternity in hell. I did the right thing and flipped her over on to her back climbed on and just stuck my cock in her mouth and face fucked her until i came. Don’t know if it was CIM or not as I was, again, just eyes closed and getting it done.
Much to my dismay i had 10 mins to go, so i got a back a massage for a few mins, a kiss goodbye and I left.
Yet again the Annabellas HOD MKE crew are either being touted as new when they’ve been around for years, and / or photoshopped to death with very misleading info. I’m fed up with the practise and its about time they got called out for it regularly. The standards of some of the girls are not good.
I wont be revisiting Zoe. Not my thing at all and a very disappointing punt.
