Harbin Clinic - Harborne - legit + rubbish massage

[PunterP]

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I thought i'd try Harbin due to the old reviews saying HR was offered, and even in the last review saying it was legit, there were a few people who seemed to think extras might still be on offer, so I thought i'd confirm for myself as no review seemed to be coming up.

Services: I called in recently to book in a massage, confirmed that it would be a female masseuse but he said there was an option to have female and male. Booked in for 30 mins for £30 pounds with female masseuse.

Location: Just opposite M&S Foodhall. When I got there, I had to ring on the doorbell to be let in, so was waiting outside for a couple mins. Not that great.

Experience: When I got in, I saw an old 40-50yr old man and woman. The woman was quite chubby and not good looking at all but I didnt give a fuck as I just wanted HR anyway, but unfortunately as soon as she took me upstairs, she told me to take all my clothes off except my underwear.... She left the room and I lay down on the bed. She grabbed me a cushion to put my face on and proceeded with the massage. What I noticed immediately is that she didnt use much oil at all and her hands were rough like sandpaper. The massage was very light and because of her hands, was slightly uncomfortable. The only time I didnt notice it was when her hands were near my arse, but despite spreading my legs more, lifting my arse up, nothing came of it. Even reaching out a bit to touch her, but she moved her body away both times so got the message loud and clear.

So yeah, definitely no services on offer plus the massage wasnt that great either.

[houseboot]

"she told me to take all my clothes off except my underwear"

but you still

"Even reaching out a bit to touch her"

Unbelievable ... you really thought that was a good idea after being told to keep your underwear on? And you wonder why

"the massage wasnt that great either"

she probably just wanted you gone.

"so got the message loud and clear" ... but about half an hour late.

[PunterP]

Lmao fuck off, just because I put that at the end doesn't mean it was. I just mentioned it then. As soon as she started the massage, I reached out to check if it was or not. Once she moved away, I didn't proceed any further except to spread my legs a bit or raise my arse in the air.

She said the bit about keeping underwear on whilst the door was still open and the other guy was within earshot so of course I'm going to think she might have said that just so owner can at least feign ignorance that nothing was going on. Stop trying to paint a different picture, so you can have a little bit of drama on here like a sad, old fuck.

Thanks

[houseboot]

Lmao fuck off, just because I put that at the end doesn't mean it was. I just mentioned it then. As soon as she started the massage, I reached out to check if it was or not. Once she moved away, I didn't proceed any further except to spread my legs a bit or raise my arse in the air.

She said the bit about keeping underwear on whilst the door was still open and the other guy was within earshot so of course I'm going to think she might have said that just so owner can at least feign ignorance that nothing was going on. Stop trying to paint a different picture, so you can have a little bit of drama on here like a sad, old fuck.

Thanks

  So you're now offering up a different version of events 

[PunterP]

Literally nothing was different about it you mong  I didn't think i'd have to elaborate on the door being open or when i specifically reached out to touch her. My review was to make other people aware of the legitimacy of the location, not to justify myself or my actions.

I can see with your posts vs reviews, you like to do fuck all but gossip like an old woman on a punters forum - how about you do a few punts yourself before making stupid comments about others. Or carry on whining on like a bitch, up to you tbh

[oldmanking]

he actually has far more reviews and posts than yourself, and tbh, i can see why he replied as he did.  your original account was rather sketchy in regard to order of events.

one thing we know now for sure though, is that its a definite legit massage place with no added fun extras.

[daviemac]

Literally nothing was different about it you mong  I didn't think i'd have to elaborate on the door being open or when i specifically reached out to touch her. My review was to make other people aware of the legitimacy of the location, not to justify myself or my actions.

I can see with your posts vs reviews, you like to do fuck all but gossip like an old woman on a punters forum - how about you do a few punts yourself before making stupid comments about others. Or carry on whining on like a bitch, up to you tbh

You need to calm yourself down a bit. What you described in your review was totally out of order, sexual assault is illegal.

Now you can see what you think of my review to post count. 

[bonham]

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I thought i'd try Harbin due to the old reviews saying HR was offered, and even in the last review saying it was legit, there were a few people who seemed to think extras might still be on offer, so I thought i'd confirm for myself as no review seemed to be coming up.

Services: I called in recently to book in a massage, confirmed that it would be a female masseuse but he said there was an option to have female and male. Booked in for 30 mins for £30 pounds with female masseuse.

Location: Just opposite M&S Foodhall. When I got there, I had to ring on the doorbell to be let in, so was waiting outside for a couple mins. Not that great.

Experience: When I got in, I saw an old 40-50yr old man and woman. The woman was quite chubby and not good looking at all but I didnt give a fuck as I just wanted HR anyway, but unfortunately as soon as she took me upstairs, she told me to take all my clothes off except my underwear.... She left the room and I lay down on the bed. She grabbed me a cushion to put my face on and proceeded with the massage. What I noticed immediately is that she didnt use much oil at all and her hands were rough like sandpaper. The massage was very light and because of her hands, was slightly uncomfortable. The only time I didnt notice it was when her hands were near my arse, but despite spreading my legs more, lifting my arse up, nothing came of it. Even reaching out a bit to touch her, but she moved her body away both times so got the message loud and clear.

So yeah, definitely no services on offer plus the massage wasnt that great either.

are thes new owners English Chinese or thai

[Michael48]

Once she moved away, I didn't proceed any further except to spread my legs a bit or raise my arse in the air.

Even reaching out a bit to touch her, but she moved her body away both times so got the message loud and clear.

You say your version of events didn't change from original post to second post, so did you try to touch once and stop when she moved away, or twice and she moved away both times?

[PunterP]

You need to calm yourself down a bit. What you described in your review was totally out of order, sexual assault is illegal.

Now you can see what you think of my review to post count.

Sexual asssault = touching someone in a sexual manner without consent, or coerces someone into sexual activity without consent.
Do you mind telling me exactly where I mentioned physically coming into contact with her before spouting bullshit. You're a moderator, so learn to actually read/ask before you start accusing someone of that bullshit. 
Yeah 1 review in the last year, excellent mate.

[PunterP]

You say your version of events didn't change from original post to second post, so did you try to touch once and stop when she moved away, or twice and she moved away both times?

As you genuinely asked rather than accusing straight away on some bullshit, i'll actually write out the events in question in order that are relevant to the sexual assault shit the other mongs are accusing me of.

1) The lady first took me upstairs and with the door still open, and with the other man still within earshot, she said take off your clothes except your underwear and let me know when you're ready. Obviously, i'm assuming theres a chance she said this to either make sure the owner can feign ignorance, or if she's trying to hide it from the owner.

2) I got off my clothes and lay down face first on the bed, before she started the massage.

3) During the massage itself, when she was massaging my head, I moved both my hands from my side where I initially placed them to the front of the massage table (similar to the photo below but with hands further forwards on either side of her). I did not touch her, but gave her the option to - her belly was literally touching my head, so if I really wanted to touch her, I could've easily grabbed her.

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I've literally done this in every massage parlour, even when they've had positive HR-confirmed reviews like bearwood or OLL. This way i'm not just randomly grabbing some woman who turns out to be legit. It's her choice - if she does brush against my hands, then i've got a reason to ask about HR or other extras.

What I mean by both times, is with both my right hand and my left hand she moved out of the way rather than coming into contact with them and moved them back towards my side. I knew at that point she was legit so didnt even bother to ask.

I'm sure these online wannabe investigators can pick apart something further from that, but didn't realise I had to go into this much detail on a review to defend against assault accusations from a bunch of addle-brained pensioners.

[PunterP]

are thes new owners English Chinese or thai

Looked to be chinese.

[daviemac]

Sexual asssault = touching someone in a sexual manner without consent, or coerces someone into sexual activity without consent.
Do you mind telling me exactly where I mentioned physically coming into contact with her before spouting bullshit. You're a moderator, so learn to actually read/ask before you start accusing someone of that bullshit. 
Yeah 1 review in the last year, excellent mate.

You said it not me "Even reaching out a bit to touch her, .  You even said yourself you don't have to make physical contact. - "or coerces someone into sexual activity without consent."

Yes I am a moderator and one that thinks we don't need abusive twats like you on here.

[Hoping]

Well said

[pbrown355]

And I was just getting to like him.