External Link/Members OnlyI reviewed Holistic Haven some time I ago. I was in the area so popped in on the off chance. I parked in the road about 30 metres from the shop.
I was met by a reasonably attractive Chinese girl in her 30s. She was short and seemed to have a nice figure. She wore a mask throughout. Her english was not the best. I think she said her name was "Mew Mew" but could be mistaken. It was definitely a name that was repeated twice.
I paid £25 for a 30 min full body massage. She showed me to one of the rooms which was suitable for a Massage shop. She stayed in the room as I stripped off naked and positioned myself face down on the massage table, which was covered in fresh paper towelling.
I thought the massage was very good. Mew Mew applied a LOT of oil, which she wiped off with lots of paper towelling before asking me to turn over. Unfortunately there were no CC swipes or Reach Unders.
On turn over she offered HR for £20 and I thought B2B for £40. I enquired further more about B2B but she confirmed it was only topless Massage, so I settled for a HE. I was then handed a paper mask to wear. The hand job was very good. She edged me and stroked by balls until I had an explosive finish. One of the best HE's I have had.
More massage followed. I certainly got my allocated time and possibly a few minutes more. I was towelled down again, paid the tip and was on my happy way.
PROS: Reasonably nice looking Chinese Girl. Good Massage. Good HR.
CONS: No reach unders. Limited english.
For £45 all in, I couldn't complain. I left a satisfied man. I would visit again