Author Topic: London Adult Party Club - Sutton  (Read 4767 times)


17 review(s) for Holistics Haven (12 positive, 4 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by RedKettle]

Offline Mightier Than

Party in July

£95 for 3 hours.  4 girls, 18 guys.  The well-known house in Sutton

Arranged by text.  I only attended as I was going to be in the area a the time

Linzi Dawn External Link/Members Only AW claims to be 46, looked mid 50s
Gia who appears to be the same Gia as Milton Keynes Escorts External Link/Members Only  Claims 29 which looks right to me
Jenna – busty MILF.
Flo.  I'm guessing late 30s, a bit large

A couple also came along.  Slim lady who played with a few lucky guys.

OW only from the girls, even though they do OWO elsewhere, and no kissing at all..

Gia was the only one I fancied.  Annabella's photos are accurate.  Started with Oral, then into a coupe of positions, doggy, missionary with legs well spread, legs over shoulder , a very hard pounding and filled the bag.  I had a second go later,  She also gave us a solo show for 5 minutes, legs very wide apart and pussy gaping.  A 30 minute solo session with Gia would be worth the most of the entry fee alone and is what prevents it from being a negative.  Gia was the only girl who tried to multi task rather than sticking to 121s.

Linzi Dawn.  Much older and larger then the out of date photos.  AW photos are more realistic but still look a few years out of date.  She was good, but didn't fancy her.  I would have done 20 years ago.

Jenna & Flo – both a bit large, and busy so couldn't get near them, not that they were attractive enough for me to really try.

Biggest problems were 121s only & hogging. (Flo said she knew she was hogging a black guy and didn't care – and then continued for another 5 minutes so clearly values her enjoyment over the paying punters.)  The party organisers stayed downstairs, so it's up to the girls to ensure there's rotation.

Would I recommend? – No.  OW,121,s hogging, apart from  Gia the girls old, not good looking, and not multi-tasking. 

Better to go to Phoenix - much more expensive at £160 for 2 hours, the girls are younger, more attractive, OWO on offer, FK from many of them, and they handle 2 guys at the same time.  Or Rebecca Ryder's which is a proper group session where all the girls multi task with 2-3 guys all the time.

Offline fredhiggins


Better to go to Phoenix - much more expensive at £160 for 2 hours, the girls are younger, more attractive, OWO on offer, FK from many of them, and they handle 2 guys at the same time.  Or Rebecca Ryder's which is a proper group session where all the girls multi task with 2-3 guys all the time.
Good review, thanks. As discussed elsewhere, too many ladies only offering OW.

Offline MysteryManNo.7

Reading through I thought TPC is a million times better than this with low ratio and the girls for the most part are attractive, most will kiss if not DFK and I've only ever had OWO but you beat me to it.

Offline TallnHung

Glad its not just me that was dissapointed.
I like Linzi but only when she's blowing me OWO ;)

Offline fredhiggins

Glad its not just me that was dissapointed.
I like Linzi but only when she's blowing me OWO ;)
Agreed - saw her a long time ago , before this site. 

Offline SpaceRaiderDave

Reading through I thought TPC is a million times better than this with low ratio and the girls for the most part are attractive, most will kiss if not DFK and I've only ever had OWO but you beat me to it.

I 100% agree. With a ratio over 4:1 (4 girls and 18 guys) there is no room for hogging. Although £95 is cheaper than some other events its false economy.  I haven’t been to an LAPC party for 4 or 5 years but I do remember seeing Linzi at one and she must in her mid 50’s by now.  Even back then I considered her distinctly unattractive with a neck and build of a rugby prop forward and whose loud black country accent and prossie language very off-putting
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Offline MysteryManNo.7

I 100% agree. With a ratio over 4:1 (4 girls and 18 guys) there is no room for hogging. Although £95 is cheaper than some other events its false economy.  I haven’t been to an LAPC party for 4 or 5 years but I do remember seeing Linzi at one and she must in her mid 50’s by now.  Even back then I considered her distinctly unattractive with a neck and build of a rugby prop forward and whose loud black country accent and prossie language very off-putting

Completely agree with it being a false economy. TPC is still great value at £160 for 2 hours IMO and although there may be a bit of waiting around at a full party I personally will not be constantly shagging for 2 hours especially in this heat!

I can understand if you're after a real orgy atmosphere TPC is not it but I can't fathom why someone would go to a party with such a ridiculously crap ratio, OW only and, lets be honest, less than attractive women.

Offline SpaceRaiderDave

I can understand if you're after a real orgy atmosphere TPC is not it but I can't fathom why someone would go to a party with such a ridiculously crap ratio, OW only and, lets be honest, less than attractive women.

I used to go to the Monday bi fun club parties at Sutton were the ratio was also over 4:1 and enjoyed the experience. The entrance fee was only £55 for four hours and the place was rammed with a real party atmosphere. I always got some action and liked the seediness and debauchery of having a 100 people in the house. I tried one of their new Monday parties at the end of last year but it wan't well attended and was missing the same orgy element. I know it's strange that I like the extremes of a very big party and a very small one but there you go.
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Offline Linzi Dawn

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Hi UK Punting and members

Very sad to hear about the experience you guys have received at LAPC.    It hasn't gone unnoticed and I will speak to John about the comments you have raised.

I just wish to clarify a few things.

1) I no longer offer OWO/CIM at parties.   This is mainly to me filming now and the fact I have caught Gon/Clam in my throat in the last 2 years.    Gents have openingly admitted they arnt regularly tested and 1 gent admitted he has never been tested.    I actually prefer performing OWO but unfortunately my personal circumstances have changed so I can no longer offer these services.

2) My photos.   If you look at my AW photos these were taken last November.    I am not 46 as claimed but 51 born in the 70s.   I will give John my new photos.

Guys:

Most parties/gangbangs Oral is protected aside Phoenix Club.    Regrettably most girls ive worked with at parties have caught an STI in their throats.  Dean St have suggested it is the guys/girls barebacking which has seen a sudden rise in Gon/Clam in throats.

I know im not everyone's cuppa tea but I like to think im still a good party girl, maybe only a year or two left.   

Guys if you are hoping to come to a party seeing me on the list then please be aware I no longer offer unprotected services so bear that is mind.    Please also contact the party host and clarify who is offering what so you dont leave disappointed and feeling shortchanged.

Linzi     

Offline fredhiggins

All good points, fair enough on OWO.

I'm sure you've got loads of years left.   :P

Offline davidgood

All good points, fair enough on OWO.

I'm sure you've got loads of years left.   :P

Fred,

You will have seen that Linzi's post has confirmed what I told you a few weeks ago  about why there is a decline in the availability of OWO in London.

I thought the out brake was dying down but at a party I was at a couple of weeks ago Loula Lou was only doing OW. She told me that there had been an increase in cases in recent months and she needed to be very carful as she is scheduled to do some porn shoots in mainland Europe in September.

There are still some girls doing OWO at parties other than at Phoenix but they are few and far between.

Regards,

davidgood

Offline davidgood

Party in July

£95 for 3 hours.  4 girls, 18 guys.  The well-known house in Sutton

Arranged by text.  I only attended as I was going to be in the area a the time

Linzi Dawn External Link/Members Only AW claims to be 46, looked mid 50s
Gia who appears to be the same Gia as Milton Keynes Escorts External Link/Members Only  Claims 29 which looks right to me
Jenna – busty MILF.
Flo.  I'm guessing late 30s, a bit large

A couple also came along.  Slim lady who played with a few lucky guys.

OW only from the girls, even though they do OWO elsewhere, and no kissing at all..

Gia was the only one I fancied.  Annabella's photos are accurate.  Started with Oral, then into a coupe of positions, doggy, missionary with legs well spread, legs over shoulder , a very hard pounding and filled the bag.  I had a second go later,  She also gave us a solo show for 5 minutes, legs very wide apart and pussy gaping.  A 30 minute solo session with Gia would be worth the most of the entry fee alone and is what prevents it from being a negative.  Gia was the only girl who tried to multi task rather than sticking to 121s.

Linzi Dawn.  Much older and larger then the out of date photos.  AW photos are more realistic but still look a few years out of date.  She was good, but didn't fancy her.  I would have done 20 years ago.

Jenna & Flo – both a bit large, and busy so couldn't get near them, not that they were attractive enough for me to really try.

Biggest problems were 121s only & hogging. (Flo said she knew she was hogging a black guy and didn't care – and then continued for another 5 minutes so clearly values her enjoyment over the paying punters.)  The party organisers stayed downstairs, so it's up to the girls to ensure there's rotation.

Would I recommend? – No.  OW,121,s hogging, apart from  Gia the girls old, not good looking, and not multi-tasking. 

Better to go to Phoenix - much more expensive at £160 for 2 hours, the girls are younger, more attractive, OWO on offer, FK from many of them, and they handle 2 guys at the same time.  Or Rebecca Ryder's which is a proper group session where all the girls multi task with 2-3 guys all the time.

Thanks for the review MT.

Sorry to hear the party was not as good as you expected.

You don't mention which session you went to but I think it must have been the evening one as I went to the mid-day party and do not remember a couple there and certainly there was nothing like 18 blokes there.

As often happens, on that day Malu dropped out at the last minute and I think the sandwich girl could not make it.

As I am an old guy I was happy to have the time to have a round with the 4 ladies who were there plus a bit of a second helping with Gia who I was seeing for the first time.

To be fair to John, the organiser, he does try to get in subs to keep the ratio to 3 to 1 but he can't always get them at short notice.

At the August party, Linzi dropped out but as she gave good notice John was able to replace her with Tory Jackson. Unfortunately on the day Talula Thomas could not make it due to car trouble and Gia was not there at at the mid-day party.

I know John was making calls to get in subs but one who can  get to Sutton quite easily was not answering calls and another could not get there because of transport problems.

LAPC may not have the top notch girls Phoenix has, but I have been surprised to see that some of them are not the lithe young girls that LMP used to have.  To me, LAPC and the H of P parties at Sutton are a different offering than that of Phoenix. They are best suited to the older gent like me who needs plenty of time between rounds to reload, is happy with more mature ladies and likes the opportunity to play with more than 2 or 3 girls at a party.

Given that a number of parties have folded in recent years we are lucky to still have  a few to chose from in London to meet our specific tastes and requirements. Let us hope it lasts.

Regards,

davidgood