Link: External Link/Members OnlyWhen: Early July
Booking: £150 1hr
Location: Flat above shops in Bayswater. There is a porter at the end of the main entrance, who doesn't seem to pay attention to who comes in and out. A few corridors to go through to reach her flat.
Girl: Late-20's to Early 30's. Lovely face with a slim/petit body and nicely done fake tits.
Service: On arrival I was greeted by Nana wearing a sexy pink lingerie set and was ushered into her room. IMO Nana is pretty hot and I would rate her a good 8/10 overall for her figure and face. Initially I had booked for 1.5hrs but the moment I was ready to sort out the paperwork with her, she said she can only do 1hr as there was another booking. Even though I booked and confirmed earlier in the day

"Oh well" I thought and just go with it ay! With the paperwork sorted I was shown the outdated bathroom for a solo clean up.
Back into the room, Nana was on her phone whilst I dried up. I then sat next to her on the bed and began to get playful and talkative, but she was on the phone for a few more minutes...
This is where things go down hill, and a lesson learnt on what YMMV really means. Looks and other reviews doesn't always equal to the service expected...
Nana got me to lie down on my front, and began with the most pointless and lacklustre massage I have ever received. Little to no pressure with light rubbing, then turning me over to do the same on the front. She started to rub and squeeze my legs before going for a blowjob, which I found enjoyable but average at best. After a brief moment, she reached out for a towel to spit into and began sucking me off again. Every minute or so she would spit into the towel, and this lasted for about 5mins, before she reached for her phone to reply to a text with my cock in her mouth.
Having decided that I had enough with the phone, I turned her over and went down on her. She has a lovely pussy and ass which I did enjoy, however she indicated that her clit was too sensitive (and her nipples too), and prefers her ass to be played with. Going with her suggestion, I had 2 fingers in her ass and my thumb in her pussy whilst I softly ate away at her, and feeling that she was getting wet. The moment I thought I was getting somewhere with Nana, she picks up her phone again whilst I had my head between her legs. What a piss take I thought.
With 20mins or so gone off the clock, Nana eventually put her phone away, and got back to work on me (finally). She gave me a blowjob again (average with the spitting into the towel), before on with the dom and suggested I fuck her ass, beginning in doggy, miss then cowgirl to finish. She did put in the effort during cowgirl, but I already felt disengaged and was going through the motions with her. Eventually blowing my load over her body.
Note: At the beginning she mentioned she had filler done on her lips the day before, so no DFK/FK or CIM. Which explains the average BJ I got I suppose

At the end I had a solo shower, with her telling me I should see her again for a 2hr booking next time. I had to laugh that one off.
I'm glad I only managed to get an hour with her rather than the expected 1.5hrs. Nana is hot and loves anal which will tick a lot of boxes. Even though I essentially got what I paid for, and I thought this report could be a neutral, I have to be honest and say with the experience I got, this is a negative.
Would I return: Well probably not. The question I have to ask myself is, will I get a better experience even if I decided to go for a longer session?
This is part 1 of 3 of the punts I had in July. More to follow, with varying degrees of experiences.