Victoria (the new one) - Lush Escorts - Birmingham

[Tender.french.kiss]

The Girl:
Victoria from Lush Escorts
External Link/Members Only
Date of meeting: July 2022
Price: £60 for 30 minutes

Pre-meet / Communications:
Usual with Lush. Meeting took place in Digbeth, the one flat where girls have to come and pick you up from the pavement. Came down to collect me 5 minutes after the start time (first meet of the day) despite having arrived there 15 minutes early, so felt quite exposed for a while. 

The meet/ the action:
Once back upstairs, took her shorts and T-shirt off to reveal a nice green-blue matching set.
Very smooth silky skin. Lovely ass, hips, belly. Smelled nice, clean everywhere.
Attempts at kissing were not rejected but not met with FK nor DFK. Kisses, caresses, compliments about her lovely body, nothing seemed to get her in the mood.
when OW was OK. Reasonably deep but not DT. No eye contact.
She knew I was there to sample her backdoor and then lubed herself on both sides. Started with a bit of mish, pretty much met immediately with wincing and comments on how huge I was! And this was not meant like a Thai fake compliment. I am not small but I am certainly not 'huge'. Never had an issue vaginally with any WG I saw, even very tight ones, but not really my thing to keep drilling a girl when she shows so blatantly discomfort and non-enjoyment  (be it faked or real). Feeling that keeping going in mish for much longer would not change her attitude much I started massaging lube onto and then into her tight asshole while keeping my cock hard in her pussy. She then goes on all four saying it's time for anal (more like in a 'let's get done with it' rather than 'please fuck me in the ass'). Beautiful tidy rose, but not desire to rim it. Managed to insert my little friend before it got too deflated. Went in surprisingly easily, was met with a mix of passive attitude and complaint as it was the biggest cock she had ever fitted there (but there again not sounding as a compliment but more like 'I am not really in the mood'). Her phone started ringing (not an alarm but a proper phone call) just as she was starting to open up a bit and I could start to slowly increase the rhythm. Phone kept ringing which was enough to finish whatever mood to fuck I had left. She went to the bathroom to answer the call and clean herself (condom wasn't the cleanest on withdrawal).
When she came back we had about 10 minutes left on the clock but no way I'd manage to get it back up and finish from normal intercourse. Confirmed she did facials, 'it's good for the skin' but in a tone which was not erotic and more a reflection of our lack of chemistry. Get her on her knees and proceed to finish myself as I could tell she would have been happy to call it a day there and there. Emptied a big load on her face. She went to the bathroom to clean herself and I was left to tend for myself. Quick rinse of the tools in the bathroom sink with half hearted chit chat on both sides. Get dressed back up and goodbye.


Summary:
Nice body but little enthusiasm. She felt like tired and worn out, disinterested. Was the first meeting of the day, but her fifth day in a row. I thinks she's getting jaded and won't last long or will stay but service level will not be sustained.
Similar to some of my last punts. Bearing in mind the positive reviews she got from others, it almost makes me wonder whether I have now become an irritating punter WG don't enjoy being with (but to my knowledge my attitude hasn't changed at all), whether I am slowly losing interest in it or whether it's just a bad streak.
At least I left with empty balls.
Despite her nice body and her not trying to deny services, her just letting me use her body and clearly making no effort to at least pretend it's not a chore will just get her a neutral.

Pros:
- Nice body
- clean
Cons:
- No chemistry. No services denied but little enthusiasm. Felt like she just let me use her body but was doing this as a chore.

Would I see her again?
No, when I have an average or disappointing experience with a girl I do not tend to see her again as I can't shake the memories and am dubious the chemistry would suddenly appear.

[Dark Vader]

I don't think her poor performance was anything to do with you. She was slightly on the slide back when I saw her. Did we on here contribute to her burn out by blowing her up with rave reviews? There in lies the dilemma. Do we hang back with our reviews or not? Or is it just down to the girl? I do believe her namesake was extremely popular but was on the rota for a good while from what I can remember staggered her days though. Who knows maybe she had a death in the family which would explain a lot.

[Man of steel]

Back to back..imo..wore her out..the old saying long term quality works on who you prefer (regulars)  better than quantity.

[alibirmingham]

Thanks for the review and I must admit I’m glad I got in there early. She has racked up a few comments on poor service and lack of interest and this just adds. Defo sounds like burnout and maybe that’s why she’s taking some time off for now.

As for holding back on reviews i can see both sides of the argument but I like to think it’s better to share sooner rather then later only because some wgs don’t stick around for long. The clever ones will pave themselves and offer decent service to the majority. The ones who burnout I think aren’t suited to this line of work and will burn out eventually anyway.

[Tender.french.kiss]

Thanks for your kind replies guys. UKP can sometime be a bit of a rough place and I feared a bit that some of her 'fans' might have had a go at me for being very picky, especially after my few average/disappointing punts lately.
But this place has been such a good source of intel for me that I had to give back and share my experience with a review. Even if this differed from others'. Hoping it will be of help to some. Glad I didn't get a backlash. Not sure whether it is pure exhaustion or if her family issues were such that she wasn't into it just temporarily but the results were the same: totally mechanical with not joy. Like my previous punt, I opted for neutral because of her great body, but if I had focused purely on service, might have tipped towards a neg.
Hope she'll recover and get back into it properly for longer for you all to enjoy as before, but as far as I'm concerned 'I'm out' as I can see her into it just of the £££ now

[alibirmingham]

Thanks for your kind replies guys. UKP can sometime be a bit of a rough place and I feared a bit that some of her 'fans' might have had a go at me for being very picky, especially after my few average/disappointing punts lately.
But this place has been such a good source of intel for me that I had to give back and share my experience with a review. Even if this differed from others'. Hoping it will be of help to some. Glad I didn't get a backlash. Not sure whether it is pure exhaustion or if her family issues were such that she wasn't into it just temporarily but the results were the same: totally mechanical with not joy. Like my previous punt, I opted for neutral because of her great body, but if I had focused purely on service, might have tipped towards a neg.
Hope she'll recover and get back into it properly for longer for you all to enjoy as before, but as far as I'm concerned 'I'm out' as I can see her into it just of the £££ now

I’ve always had the same feelings when writing a review that went against the masses but honesty and fairness is what matters even if it goes against the majority. I think you’ll find that if your honest people will be supportive. There have been a few reviews I’ve done that went against the grain but always got support for it and others would come out and say “me too”

Keep up the reviews mate. Love reading them.