Author Topic: laura_top_rimming_bj - Aldgate / Spitalfields  (Read 5616 times)


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Offline Gurgel9165

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Felt like getting a massage with a BJ finish instead of a HJ. I got something like that and bizarre experience for good measure.

Comms: Was professional and responsive with her texts. My session started on time.

Girl: Somewhere between early and late 40s. I thought she was facially attractive. A tiny bit of belly and nice, slightly saggy tits. I would say overall attractive lady.

Fees: £120 for 1 hr

Location: First floor apartment a stone throw away from Spitalfields Market. Absolutely clean. Shower pressure was a let-down.

Meeting: Offered a shower and took it. Was instructed to lay on the bed after which Laura proceeded to rub my back with oil. Not exactly a massage but I was not expecting much in this department. Laura was friendly as we chatted away, she was doing most of the talking anyway. The conversation took a turn when Laura started talking about the country of her residence.
She started spouting racist nonsense about immigrants getting into a lengthy monologue about how immigrants come to countries and try to imprint their values on their new home country, bla bla bla. Then she goes on to shit on her country of residence which is not her home counry. Oh, the irony (won't be the last time).

Let me say this, I grew up as a second generation immigrant elsewhere before i migrated to the UK. That said, I'm not the snowflake type and generally don't give a shit about people's opinions of those outside my family and circle of friends. That said, I felt I had to cut her mindless monologue short to escape her verbal diarrhea. I objected by saying that her views do not reflect my experience and that I think that she is painting with a broader brush. I gave a couple of examples of friends who don't fit her narrowminded takes on society.

This is when she completely lost it. Started berating me that I was triggering her and that I am one of those who think they know everything. And that she lived in so many countries and that London is a shit hole. She then suggested that my friends and I must be lower class, which I found refreshingly rich. Classism coming from somebody who chose to make a living of licking anus. Who would have thought? Laura suggested that we continue in silence since I made her angry.

At this stage I found myself contemplating two options:

a) Get up and leave. I wasn't feeling it anymore. Felt almost repulsed by her
b) Not letting her get away with an easy payday (let's be honest, the money was gone) and make her suck on some immigrant anus

I opted for b). Laura continued with the B2B part rubbing her body on my back. She also does that thing where she runs her lips on your back which felt nice. Then Laura went on to rim me. Have to say, it was good. Spent close to 10 min down there polishing by brown balloon knot. She runs the tip of her tongue on the butt hole. If you are into getting your fart box tongue-punched you should look elsewhere. Overall,  not bad at all.
The BJ was also great. It was her technique that did it for me. I respond more to suction than deep-throating and suction she has. The sucking was intersped with licking of the shaft and balls until I came in her mouth. She immediately lets go and spits whatever she got into her racist mouth on my dick and cleans me up.

She then tries to start AGAIN with the immigration topic. Telling me a tale of two friends. One who completely assimilated into society and another one who she described as standoffish. All smiling and trying to turn the mood around. Too late too little. About 3 min into her second monologue and with the onset of post-nut-clarity I started feeling strong buyers remorse. I interrupted her by asking if she wants to shower first to which she responded that I can go first. Showered, got dressed and left without saying a word.

Verdict: Never again.

Offline lillythesavage

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You should have told her flights to Poland are less than her hourly rate, and to fuck off back there  :D

London is so bad she chooses to whore here  :lol:
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Offline andy6969

You should have told her flights to Poland are less than her hourly rate, and to fuck off back there  :D

London is so bad she chooses to whore here  :lol:

She probably been boring because licking too much ass hole , then looking someone and taking bull shit.  :yahoo:

Offline Gurgel9165

You should have told her flights to Poland are less than her hourly rate, and to fuck off back there  :D

London is so bad she chooses to whore here  :lol:

TBH, I had to fight the urge to do something similar. I refrained from aggrevating her further. She is erratic and you never know how these types will respond. I sincerely recommend avoiding this crazy bitch altogether.

Offline lillythesavage

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. I sincerely recommend avoiding this crazy bitch altogether.

Oh you have done that, along with the last review, obviously lost the plot  :lol:
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Offline pepsicolaboy

Classism coming from somebody who chose to make a living of licking anus.

 :lol:
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Offline johnny786

This one has serious mental issues tried to book her once and she kicked off at me for asking what she was wearing that day and then spouting nonsense about having plenty of clients yada yada yada

Offline Punter2024

This was one of the funniest reviews i have read, thank you mate....and well done for not entertaining her nonsense

Offline The droff

London is a shithole but we love it.😄

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Offline paullingard35

This woman is a loose cannon if ever there was. I agreed a meet via text and asked her if she offers edging service and that was it-- BOOM! A heap of messages berating and insulting me. I just blocked her without replying.

Offline akauya

Wow, what a review. Sounds like this prossie would be happiest rimming Farage. They'd get along like a house on fire  :sarcastic:

Online willholiday101

Hilarious. Having stared at so many brown eyes in her job no wonder London looks like a shithole. However those shitholes pay her bills.

Offline salazar

"Spent close to 10 min down there polishing by brown balloon knot." Fucking Shakespeare!
Very entertaining review and explains how the absence of conversational skills can override physical attraction in a blink of an eye. 

Online Jeffpike

I used to like her service but the ranting got too much. She has issues.

Offline Gurgel9165

This was one of the funniest reviews i have read, thank you mate....and well done for not entertaining her nonsense

My pleasure. Glad you liked it.
Mixed feelings thinking out this potty-mouthed (badum tsss) lady of the night and my experience with her. Hope she got the help she needs and that she is in a better place mentally now.

Offline pepsicolaboy

My pleasure. Glad you liked it.
Mixed feelings thinking out this potty-mouthed (badum tsss) lady of the night and my experience with her. Hope she got the help she needs and that she is in a better place mentally now.

Well cash flow is certainly not the issue, she seems to pick and choose when she works. I am sure she could pay for private therapy.

I will guess that she doesn't think she has any issues :unknown:

I wonder if she mouthwashes between clients...
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