Topless Massage Linda “the letdown” - Queensway

[Georgebarber]

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Booked 30mins/£40 with this girl having read all the positive reviews on here and I do like a bit I
Of edging so she seemed like a good bet

The girl: 1/10 there’s really not that much I liked about her tbh. Her tits looked like that of a young girl soft and sensitive but other that that she got no curves no ass and doesn’t like nipples pussy or asshole being touched

The venue: very small hot sweaty room with a roll of paper towel on her bed. Was a Shower in room but toilet is in hallway and shared with the other residents on the same  floor

Service:  took me maybe 5-10 mins to get an erection and that required my imagination to support her efforts. She  had no special technique or anything you’d expect from someone who wanks for a living. Barely brought me to the edge more than once and didn’t even keep me proper hard the whole time

It’s was a relief when I cum got dressed and got out.

Would not recommend  or go back and
Very shocked she’s had so many positives

[rover_100]

Guessing you didn't mean to mark this a Positive review?

[lewishamguy]

Her latest profile - External Link/Members Only

This review reads like a strong Negative.

Can OP confirm?

[bungry]

I've seen her about 8, 9 or 10 times now.  It's cheap and cheerful.  Just the bag of tissues on side of bed and the same blanket everyone lays on that is discusting. 

[daviemac]

Helpers please note review ratings can not be changed under any circumstances without the posters express permission as was indicated on the 'how to be a helper thread' when the subject was raised.

Only the OP can decide what rating to give his review and it can't be changed without their specific consent. It doesn't matter if other members think it should be rated differently it isn't their review.

A review is only a reflection of a punter's experience as he found it at the time, however we are all different and have different standards, what one would find acceptable another might not.

Members should take what information they find useful from a review and act accordingly.

That’s helpful clarification, thanks Davie.

Southcoastpunter pointed out in a recent thread that that the OP needed to approve a rating change.

There was another review just over a week ago that I was tempted to change as it was ‘clearly incorrect’ but didn’t because the OP didn’t clarify.  It’s been changed.

No probs, it's a slippery slope if we start changing review ratings to what we think they should be, regardless of how obvious we think it is.   

I have no doubt that the OP will confirm he meant this as a negative and when he does it can be changed.

[crunchy_guy]

I haven't seen Linda for over a year but I used to visit her frequently. Why she has so many positive reviews? Its down to two things, her extreme value for money and her willingness to please. Most of the complaints are down to the small betsit location and hygiene issues which are mentioned on almost every review - positive, neutral and negative, so it should have been no surprise if you read the forum.  I personally have no problem with the room and have never experienced issues with hygiene.  I'm not a big edging fan but a fairly decent massage and a prolonged HE (or two if you want) was awesome value for me but every provider runstheir course for me and I moved on.

[Georgebarber]

No I didn’t can it be changed to negative ?

[Georgebarber]

I didn’t read All 44 reviews but read a couple that gave the impression she gave a good service. The room wasn’t that much of a problem really but £40 isn’t that cheap when most massage places will give u happy ending for a 10-20£ tip + £30 for the massage.  Maybe my expectations were too high. It just always surprises me when you go for a massage and the WG  can’t even give a decent hand job or just has one technique that involves punching your balls on the downstroke   

[SpaceRaiderDave]

.........when most massage places will give u happy ending for a 10-20£ tip + £30 for the massage. 

The current most common London massage shop prices for a 30 minute session is £30 for the massage and £20 or £30 for a HE with an extra £10 for topless. Indies on average tend to be slightly higher with the range even greater so I do think this lady is at the very low end of the price scale.

The lack of a good hygene regime is very worrying given the high turnover of clients   

[Lfc4life]

Had a very different experience recently... review incoming

[welby]

Linda is excellent at her job and provides good vfm too, if you can skip past her small box room and dental structure.

[Supernam]

Linda is excellent at her job and provides good vfm too, if you can skip past her small box room and dental structure.

Pretty girl, but don't look at her face.
The bed and  covers are all unhygienic  she doesn't put much effort.
The mattress is awful. How expensive is a firm mattress? Her daily earnings are at least 300.
To fix teeth and moles would make her more attractive.