Bruna Sweet (Brazilian) - Hull

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I TOFTT so you don't have to. Quick summary: Don't bother seeing her.

Agreed by text on £120 for 1 hour plus £30 for anal, total £150. On arrival there was another Brazilian girl in the flat - she tried to upsell me to a threesome for the ridiculous price of... £240 for 30 mins. When I declined she seemed pissed off and anal was suddenly no longer available.

First of all some positives: It's 100% the girl in the pics, although she was wearing no makeup and her face was a bit "plainer" than the pics. Absolutely banging body, a real PAWG with a giant ass and real tan lines from a thong bikini - could have just arrived from the beaches of Brazil. She has to be size 16+ but I wouldn't consider her a BBW, she just has a giant ass.

Now the negatives: Everything is extra, literally everything. £20 for kissing, £20 for OWO, £30 for facial/CIM, £30 for anal (no longer available), £30 for rimming. If you wanted the full package you'd be blowing your wallet.

Service was equally as shit. Tried to put a condom on my semi within 10 secs of me undressing, then complained immediately, "am I not hot enough for you?". Literally 10 secs of a covered BJ before she hopped on top. No lube applied (or even available?!) so she was dry. After 30 secs of riding me, she demanded to switch to doggy. 30 secs later, "you didn't come yet baby?". That giant ass was too much for me and I did blow my load within 30 secs of doggying her (shame on me!)

She offered a "massage" and this was done with... Dove body moisturiser. You know the cream that becomes sticky when applied excessively... yes. It was absolutely shit, just random prodding all over my body.

I was regretting paying for an hour... it was now 20 mins into the booking and she seemed uninterested to do more. Lay next to her for 5 mins just on my phone... started to touch her pussy (she flicked my hand away, no touching), then grabbed for a condom and wanted to put it back on my total unerect member. I declined and said I wanted to blow my load over her tits instead. She asked for £30 extra... I just gave up, got dressed and left.

A real shame as her body is stunning.

[versace]

Thanks for the review, what a shit show. “Am I not hot enough for you?” Err no honey, it doesn’t work that way, looks can only get you so far. If you get arsey with the punter who refused a threesome with your mate then don’t expect him to be rock hard after seeing you naked for 10 seconds. You ain’t that special. FFS. This girl takes the piss.

You spent £120 for an hour service and after 30 seconds of doggy she has the nerve to say: “you didn’t come yet bby?” 

Wow. This whore is next level con artist. Even worse than your local Rom and that’s saying something.
I’m actually fuming by just reading this review, I can relate. But for £120, this is a fucking piss take 

I wish you better luck on your next punt.

PS: this cunt needs to be deported back to Brazil asap.