External Link/Members OnlyWhen: Early June
Where: China Massage Centre, Wolverton. Super easy to find, opposite Tesco, which offers 3 hours free parking. Entrance on the Main Street, with traffic lights outside, so queuing traffic means a pretty public entrance.
Price: 45/hour 20 HR
Massage: I text about an hour before and had an almost instant reply, confirmed the booking. No mention of costs, staff or extras. Arrived about 10 min early, greeted by a very average looking Chinese lady, good English, but not really my cup of tea, I carried on with the massage keeping my fingers crossed someone else would appear for the actual massage… they didn’t! Shortish lady not large, but carrying a few extra pounds, had a mask on at all times, so can’t comment on her face. Small breasts, B cup maybe, wearing a rather old fashioned floral dress. Maybe 40 years old.
Shown to a very small room, and left to get undressed alone, but the door was left open, I hadn’t heard any other voices so just carried on. She returned just as I was dropping the boxers, and jumped on the table (with a hole for your head which I appreciate), asked if I wanted soft or hard, asked for hard(ish). A rather hard dry affair then started, with plenty of pushes, pulls and knuckles used which was probably better than is sounds! One interesting manoeuvre was climbing on the table between my legs, lifting my leg up with her hands running all the way down to my balls, where she had a good play, so the game was up… finally applied some oil and softer strokes continued until I was asked to turn over. Asked straight away if I wanted any extras, £20 for HE or £40 for a tit wank. I didn’t ask about anything else, and as she didn’t have a body I really felt the need to look at, I agreed to HE shut my eyes and let my imagination take over. Actually a really good technique and the deed was done, another 10 min of soft massage and the hour was up.
For me neutral because of the lack of choice and as said not to my tastes, but a half decent massage.
