Author Topic: Who’s the oldest WG you’ve done the dirty with?  (Read 21876 times)

Offline Bogof60

Thanks for that JB.

I don't feel so bad now someone else has shagged her.
Mind you

If I had looked on here first instead of being mesmerized by the tits I would have found 3 red reviews.

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Offline dobob

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Of course we all dream of a nubile 18 year old supermodel who can bring you to the edge and keep you there for half an hour and who has a mouth  like a sewer and a mind to match….. but let’s be honest, they just don’t exist.
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I never dream of 18 year old supermodels or of 18 years olds at all. Please don't assume that we all share your sexual aspirations.

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Offline Tmor25

I’ve seen Yourguiltypleasure in Eastleigh:

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She says 76 on AW but looks very attractive. Vanilla punt but a very good looking GILF.

Offline Pete M 02

My oldest was Charmaine in Northampton, well in her 70's. Met her as part of a duo with a younger girl and fucked them both

Offline Littlejohn2807

This one has come up in my area a few times,I have thought about it but may be to old for me ages 72 years in Aw years I see no reason for her too lie.

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I had the pleasure of seeing Anna May about 6 years ago, shes a decent shag and got a decent body for her age. I would've been back but never seem to catch her when shes localish

Offline Dennis T Menace

When I was early to mid thirties I saw Classy Bekkie loads of times, she advertised as 40 but must have been closer to 50 going off of reviews. However she had the tightest body I'd seen and could be pure filth.  If she came back I would see her tomorrow.

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Offline unclepokey

I recall a 'Nina' from up north west (Preston?) who I saw on tour in London one blindingly hot day followed by lunch with Tiny of Watford. Nina must have been well into her 60s
My current fave is a 60 YO lady (who looks half that age).

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I'm wondering if I'm on the equivalent list of old punter's on the SP's site. :D
Although I don't think I'll catch up with Colston. :hi:

Offline fastnet

She advertised as 60 years old, lovely, dirty nutcase.
Sadly she's no longer about.
If she ever reappeared I would be back there in an instant

Offline mr.bluesky

Many years ago I saw a service provider who was probably in her late 50's early 60's who used to visit my home town on a fairly regular basis. She lived in Jersey or Guernsey and would  come over and rent a house or flat for a few weeks. Then her daughter would also make the trip and work as an sp. Her mother would arrange the bookings on behalf of her daughter who was probably mid to late 30's so over a period of time had the opportunity to podge both ( never at the same time unfortunately,  now that would be one to tick off the bucket list) on one occasion the elder lady's sister made the journey over to make some cash who was also in her late 50's early 60's so I did the dirty deed with her too. All in all I managed to do the dirty deed with three members of the same family, mother, sister and daughter , a feat never likely to be repeated. Of the three the daughter was definitely the best. Quite attractive with innocent looks but she was pure filth who could bang like a barn door in a hurricane. After a couple of years they stopped making the trip over  :dash:
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Offline Landscape

Saw one in her O.A.P. home in Edgbaston who was grumpy but could suck cock and was a good fuck.

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How old was the woman Rooney humped?

Offline Badboyrich

I have seen Sonia4stockings a few times. She has got to be 60s/70s.
Her face shows her age but she has a nice body.

Offline bbwandy72

A reasonably well known porn star. She claimed 40 on her profile, but was actually 48 at the time.

Offline smit1234

Met this lady recently whose age shows as 60 on aw, but I think might be a little older. As far as I'm aware, she's the oldest I've had the pleasure of when it comes to a full service (Maureen in St. Helens was another older lady (65+), but it wasn't a full service I received from her)
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Any review of this one coming up??

Offline Fkk

50+ year old Russian in Puerto Banus.

Just had that touch of class. Well presented.

She drove this absolute banger of a car back to my hotel room.

In the room she would stop playing with my nibbles, ok at first but fuck me after a while it started grating on me. So I thought your turn on nibble play.

Multiple positions finished up on the hour.

She gave me a lift back down the port to meet up with the other lads.


Offline Mr lovepants

Two recently
Both must be in their 70's
Charmaine - Northampton (75)
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Had a great time with both

Offline Wristspinner

I visited Floosie in Wellington in 2016 she was definitely mid 70s

Offline quatter11

Crystal Cougar in Warrington. Well into her 60s and still a great shag.

Offline Mr Rollison

In 2008/9 I visited London and via Helga's Vintage Vamps booked Bella who's profile said seventies.
Looked sorta cute to me but I wouldn't have thought she was younger.
Turns up like she was going to a wedding in a dress a hat.
Great french kissing and one of my favourite blowjobs.
Sadly gone by the time I returned.

Alexis in an Edinburgh flat. The Sport advert had her at 57 and 10 years later she was 59. This was through the 90s to the 2000s, i think.

Saw Carlyrose who still is on AW at 54 but she's on Senior Sirens as 70s.

Offline Crackpot11

My preference is over 40s, as we know most escorts minus 5-10 off their age. My limit would be 64 I guess, having seen Cherry in Paignton recently, but it was no ultimate.

Offline Jonestown

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Koko in Earls Court, 77 this year and still going strong.

Offline mancsguy1975

My eldest was at City Sauna in Sheffield on Attercliffe Road.

I needed to drain my balls ahead of an epic night out about 7-8 years ago. Made my way to that part of sheffield, with a number of punting locations on offer. Did a complete walk up with next to no pre-punt recon (my mistake).

Only one lady available - she was deffo late 50s/60 - with grey hair and good few wrinkles and some pronounced sag of the tittage, a very mature demeanor but extremely filthy indeed. You could definately tell she had a few miles on the clock and been on the game for a while (say at at least   20-30 year age gap).

With my cock ruling my head, and a full ball sack, I went ahead with the deed.

I did struggle at first to perform as I was slightly put off with her looking like a younger version of my dear late nan's best friend.  :sarcastic:

Her oral skills got me over the line with her complementing me on a substantial load of bollock yoghurt. Then I went my jolly way back to the hotel in centre sheffield and got ready to go out for an all nighter until the sun came up.

Not sure if id repeat the experience with such an age gap, but it was a box ticked.

MG  :drinks:
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So who has ducked the oldest working girl?  Lisa32FF is certainly my record (see John Terrys mum for details).

 :hi:  I saw Lisa many times and did not think she was that old  :D :D :D Powerful Pussey muscuels though eh..

I think the big thing really has been the age gap as a young punter in Soho too many years ago I saw Maltesse ladies who were maybe in their 50`s and I was a teenager they allowed a two cum for a tenner which was fantasic VFM and unbeliveable now as I cant cum twice in a day now  :( :( I saw the old french lady in soho who after took me up to the flat above to a younger girl about my age at the time it was dreadful compared to the Older ladies...I bet theres a few Soho Lurcher Lads who clibed the stairs like me in the late 70s and 80s  :drinks:

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I had a terrible meeting with this one who says 68 but I suspect older.

Some of the oldies I saw in the past were great, but did not enjoy this one

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Offline TittyfuckKing

When I was early 20s I had a really old granny late seventies, white hair. Was good tho. I frequently go to one in her sixties for a blozza. Banged one in benidorm who was late 60s. I obv love gilfs without knowing. Always tempted by the gravesend granny  ;)

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I remember Margaret, in an upstairs flat off Prince Regent Street in Stockton-on-Tees, looked like a cosy granny, but have excellent BJs. Probably well into her 60s, 20 or so years ago..

Offline Arripotter1971

My dad used to say to me “An old one closing is as good as a new one opening, it just smells different”  :vomit:

Offline mancsguy1975

Off topic, OP, but love your avatar - big fan of Stella Cox myself. I'm dreaming here but she would be my ultimate bucketlist punt if she was a SP.

Offline Longshot

Louise in Leicester - mid 60s when i saw her and Sonia in Derby - early 70s.  Both reviewed with neutrals and both still working.  Could possibly be tempted by Sonia again.

Offline The Vicar of Dibley

I visited Floosie in Wallington in 2016 she was definitely mid 70s

She was one of the first SP's I ever saw. Probably in 2014 or 2015. Actually a very nice lady. We had a cup of tea and a chat in her living room afterwards.

Offline pythondan

I recently fucked a 36 year old "granny"

Actually she has an older partner whose daughter has a young kid who calls the WG "granny" - it did make me laugh when she told me.

Oldest I have fucked is mid 50's and it was a very decent punt.

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By an astonishing coincidence I am just in the process of tidying up a few old links and had looked to see if she was still with us

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By an astonishing coincidence I am just in the process of tidying up a few old links and had looked to see if she was still with us

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I mentioned her on this post back in July 2022, along with the legendary scorcherlegs (Stephanie) from North Wales. (#9)
They're probably both in their 80s now which makes me smile when blokes are posting about 'old' SP in their 50s . :rolleyes:

It looks as if Stephanie has finally retired, but Diane's still advertising.
What a sweet little old lady she is.
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Offline mrwhite

Age is subective - maybe you should ask the age difference.

When I started punting years ago I fucked a 55yo SP.  She would be about 75 now.

I was about 30 at the time, so the age difference was about 25 years.

Offline alabama1

Age is subective - maybe you should ask the age difference.

When I started punting years ago I fucked a 55yo SP.  She would be about 75 now.

I was about 30 at the time, so the age difference was about 25 years.
The OP's question couldn't be any simpler. Are you a politician by any chance ?

Offline Cum_again

Age is subective - maybe you should ask the age difference.

When I started punting years ago I fucked a 55yo SP.  She would be about 75 now.

I was about 30 at the time, so the age difference was about 25 years.
I’m over 50 now and want to fuck 19 year old girls just as much as when I was 19  :D
Admittedly I’m probably less fussy at the other end of the scale than I was

Offline fatboy

The OP's question couldn't be any simpler. Are you a politician by any chance ?
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Offline TrampZ

I really fancy the look of this one so when we eventually meet she will be the oldest

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