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Author Topic: Mel (aka YoungNSingle) – Adultwork 2534174 – Defining gorgeousness…  (Read 33216 times)


20 review(s) for NAUGHTY.MEL (15 positive, 2 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline Jason

MEETING DETAILS:
Escort name: Mel (nb her AW nickname is variable – currently it is YoungNSingle)
Adultwork profile: https://www.adultwork.com/2534174
Phone: 07437476969
Number of visits: Plenty, Type of Visit: Incall (South Kensington SW3)
Minimum Duration of each visit: 1hr; Hourly Rate: £150; Total fee paid: A lot…

PREAMBLE
A long review so that I don't get many/any questions…

ABOUT THE VENUE: (positive)
A block of serviced apartments in SW3, 5-6 mins walking distance from the South Kensington tube station. Mel’s place is a private en-suite one-bedroom apartment which albeit smallish is nice, clean and very tidy. The interior of the bedroom can be seen in Mel’s pictures on Adultwork. There is also a clean good-sized bathroom with a bath-tube/shower and plenty of shower gels and fresh towels. Anyway don't expect the Ritz…but it perfectly suits the purpose.

ABOUT THE ESCORT’S PHYSICAL APPEARANCE: (PLATINUM)
Mel is a drop-dead gorgeous (sex-bomb level), 23y.o (born in 1991) Brazilian girl with brown hair and hazel/brown eyes. All her current free pictures are 100% authentic and 100% accurate. Her photos have the face portion blurred – she bears some resemblance (60%) to all-time natural classical beauty Gene Tierney as in this gif and (to a lesser extent 40%) to Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes as in this video (nb. Mel’s beauty is a couple of notches below Gene’s or Dounzen’s in their prime but Mel could certainly hold her own if she were standing next to them). I will say that her nose, eyes’ shape and smile are closer to Doutzen’s while her faceshape/cheekbones, eyebrows and lips are closer to Gene’s. Sorry but I cannot be more precise than this. If you are interested to meet her, grow a pair, go see her yourselves and write your own report describing her face better than I did. She is 5ft8in-5ft9in tall (barefoot) and over 6ft with heels, she has a fit-slim-slender body figure “without an ounce of fat”, soft skin (albeit with some freckles on the upper part of her body), her dress size is 6/8, she has got perfectly shaped natural 34D tits and a perfect bum. In short Mel is fucking stunning…

Notes:
(a) She is referred in the suspected Adultwork scams thread and indeed these pics that used to be used in her profile and now appear in her PG can also be found in this website. Be aware that this Malmo-escorts website is stealing pics from Type A London agencies (see definition here).
(b) I will say the following clearly and slowly so that everyone understands it:  The pics appearing in the above Malmo-escorts website and that also appear in Mel’s PG are heavily photoshopped AND severely modified/altered AND/or partially blurred – I am 50% sure that it IS her (purely just because of the freckles location) but the only picture from them that bears some very little resemblance (20%) to Mel’s actual face is the one with the lollipop (all the other pictures in her PG have absolutely zero relation to how Mel really looks-perhaps very slightly and very remotely the partially blurred pic termed “secretary blouse” may be considered 10% “representative” but 10% resemblance is nothing anyway). Just to be clear Mel looks better than the girl in these pics (if it is her then the pics were modified so that she cannot be recognised). As I said above what comes somewhat close to how Mel really looks is Gene Tierney (60%)  and Doutzen Kroes  (40%) in the gif and video I quote above. In any case what I want to make absolutely clear is that all the pics with background being her bedroom are definitely 100% genuine and 100% accurate. Absolutely zero margin of error. Period.

ABOUT THE ESCORT’S PERSONALITY: (positive)
Mel is very friendly, very polite, very welcoming, down to earth and very naughty. She makes you feel immediately at ease. She is a lot of fun to be with. Really bubbly personality and she has great social skills due to her normal job in Brazil.

OTHER FACTS:
(a) She speaks conversational English – I would say that her English level is currently B1/B2 (intermediate/Vantage) as that is defined by CEFR. Her English will improve as she is attending English lessons here –something that will help her with her normal job in Brazil which she quitted in order to come in UK to earn money for a very legit target that I won’t reveal. At least this is what she says… it may all be bullshit. But I do believe her on this.
(b) She will be in UK for only a total period of 6 months (one has already past) and she will soon go back to Brazil for holidays.
(c) Mel also works for an elite London escort agency (listed in their VIP section as exclusive) and she is priced much much much higher than on AW (where she is independent). In the agency website she uses pictures from her July’s photoshoot (some of these pics appeared on her AW profile but she took them down). She showed me the unblurred version of these pics on her smartphone and these pics are far more representative (90%) of how she really looks-still in the flesh she is better…   
(d) She admits that her AW profile was written by someone she paid (you know, one of those AW opportunists that most WGs tell them to fuck off in the FAQs) and that for the first month since the creation of her profile the emails, feedback and PG were managed by this guy. Whoever he is he managed to make the profile look like a PG scam (…well the profile IS listed in the suspected AW scams thread- LOL).
(e) The amount I will get paid for writing this review is … minus 2 hours from life + 2p in UKP credits.
(f) Since 21/07 it is Mel herself that manages her own profile BUT she doesn't log in every day – there is a phone displayed and she IS available but I guess she is already quite busy with her agency and AW regulars (a particular one springs to mind :rolleyes: :angelgirl:) so perhaps she simply doesn’t care much about mid/long-term effects.
(g) She doesn't offer outcalls – Another mistake made by her profile author. Mel only offers outcalls through her agency for a very steep hourly rate.

ABOUT THE MEETINGS: (mostly positive)
POSITIVES :
1. passionate kissing (albeit superficial FK she also kisses you on the neck and body and licks your ear, nipples etc –she does all this without asking her),
2. excellent OWO with eye-contact (also comfortable with deepthroating and ball-licking as well),
3. VERY enthusiastic and energetic during sex in different positions,
4. excellent dirty talking (pure filth - her English dirty talk is her second language!),
5. responsive during reverse oral (she also does self-clit rubbing and self tits sucking and cums or “cums”),
6. responsive during nipple licking/sucking,
7. allows fingering and clit stroking,
8. generally seems to enjoy (or “enjoy”) herself during the entire oral/penetration intercourse,
9. allows COB and cumming inside her pussy (inside the condom of course),
10. nice/skilful massage (nb. she will improve further as she is planning to attend professional massage lessons),
11. VERY willing to please,
12. great GFE illusion,
13. intimate sweet talk during massage and during re-covering,
14. fantastic striptease and lap-dancing (strips and dances like a professional stripper and with the proper music in the background),
15. mind-blowing HJ with dirty talking with her licking her lips and giving THAT killer look (much better than Tori Black in this pic). Basically is as if she comes straight from your wildest fantasy POV porn video,
16. she is wearing very sexy and expensive lingerie/stockings (uniforms also available at request),
17. punctual (meeting started exactly on time).

NEUTRALS :
1. superficial FK (a lot of passionate lip-locking but very minimal tongue action),
2. minor time-wasting tactics (in the bounds of acceptable though)
3. checked her phone twice during our second meeting
4. No CIM/COF - their absence doesn't bother me though. This is another implication of the fact that she is not the one who wrote her profile as well as she doesn't quite know much about service acronyms. 
5. Meeting is arranged by texts only – she doesn’t answer her phone. It IS HER though that answers the texts -1000% certain (I saw her texts with me on her phone).
6. Screening procedure for the first meeting (checking you through her window while calling her to let you know her number). Generally, combined with the text-only comms there is some uncertainty in getting to meet her. Better have a solid plan B in case something goes wrong.
7. Cum twice per hour principle applied. Cum once for 0.5 hour. Rest of time is filled with massage or other activities.
8. During our 3rd meeting she couldn't fully lift one of her legs into a more acrobatic position as she was slightly injured from gym exercise. Problem disappeared in subsequent meetings.

NEGATIVES :
1. clockwatching and rushing towards the end (with 10-15mins left) – This negative was present only during the first 2 meetings –especially during our second meeting she literally kicked me out without letting me cum second time (nb. I was kicked out with 5mins to spare…). However she doesn't clock watch or rush me anymore (last time I even overstayed by 24mins – chat only though- but that because she was free afterwards).
2. when she is busy she takes back to back bookings (that is actually why she kicked me out during our second meeting-she was expecting an agency client who was going to pay multiple times the amount I paid). I did lecture her to stop taking back to back bookings and space her bookings by at least 15-20mins and that she should never be in such panic about the next client and kick out the current one – by the looks of it I think she learned her lesson…Regarding hygiene she reminded me … Amsterdam window girls– while I was dressing up she jumped into the sink to wash herself (she doesn't get into the shower in between meetings because her hair will <insert girly stuff explanation>. Nonetheless she does clean her body quite well with soap and water (at least this is far better than baby wipes). The last few times I saw her I booked her earliest time slot and she was immaculate clean and freshly showered.
3. she counts the condoms used (maximum allowance 2-3 per hour, 1 per half hour). As soon as you consume them then no more vaginal penetration sex is allowed.

VERDICT:
Q. Do I recommend her? A. If you require a girl with stunning physical appearance then Mel is perhaps the best choice around. In any case decide based on your own requirements.
Q. Going back in time would I meet her again? A. Yes. Despite the negatives I don’t think I can find  elsewhere such a combination of drop-dead gorgeous looks, great body, masterful service and friendly personality for £150ph. As far as I can tell the only escort in London that is on par with Mel in terms of beauty is Leyla but … £600ph.
Q. Will I meet her again in the future? A. Yes (well I have already seen her multiple times anyway).

DETAILED SCORES ABOUT THE ESCORT:
Attractiveness/Beauty: 9.8/10 (face score: 9.6/10; body score: 9.9/10) – ratings are given based on this scale
Patience & Politeness/Friendliness: 10/10
Willingness to please: 10/10
Participation, enthusiasm & expression of enjoy: 10/10 (not always 10/10 but the minimum had been 9.6/10)
Available services: 9.2/10
Quality of available services: 9.8/10
Hygiene Standard: 8.0/10 (10/10 when booking the earliest time slot)
Health level & Energy: 10/10 
Pre-meeting communication/Reliability: 8.0/10
English level: 7.0/10
Premises: 8.0/10
Pubic hair: Brazilian (small strip)
Smoker status: Non-smoker
Tattoos/Piercings: None
Quality/price ratio: Superb

NONMENCLATURE OF SUBSECTIONS RATINGS:
positive=4.5 or 5stars, mostly positive=3.5 or 4stars, mixed=2 or 3stars, negative=0 or 1stars
PLATINUM= awarded only in extraordinary cases.
DIAMOND=specifically designed to never be awarded…
neutral=something that either (i)doesn't bother me generally or (ii)didn't bother me at the time or (iii)it is an informed negative that I consciously chose to overlook because of the rest. However a neutral point would be preferable if it were available or avoided (depending on the subject). It might also be decisive/critical/vital for other punters that is why is mentioned.

P.S: I wouldn't be surprised if the person she paid to write her profile stupidly joins at some point UKP pretending to be Mel to say “she wrote the profile herself”, etc. I will let Admin to take care of him though.


20 review(s) found for NAUGHTY.MEL linked to in above post (15 positive, 2 neutral, 3 negative)

thanks for the detailed review..contacted her in the past and comms were shit, but it was before the date you said she started her own comms.  It is iffy for me though..the rushing out and the sink wash are real turn offs for me.

she looks good though.

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Wow, thanks for the full blown review  :drinks:. She looks fantastically hot. Shame no CIM at £150 p/h, but into the hl she goes..... 

sash

thanks Jason - might see her for a short visit, just t see how pretty a face she has but also her figure looks the way i love em, tall hot curves .
if your saying she has a lot of energy when on top, then the visit might be a lot sooner ;)

Offline Jason

thanks for the detailed review..contacted her in the past and comms were shit, but it was before the date you said she started her own comms. 

As for her comms Mel prioritises bookings from her agency as she is supposed to be working exclusively for them and she is somewhat secretly working on AW as independent just to fill the time slots that are empty. That said most of her bookings every day are from AW (perhaps in a ratio 75% -25%) as there are not too many punters who splash day in day out her very very steep agency fee. However she also prioritises longer over shorter bookings. My first booking was a 2 hour one and I booked a day in advance. There are many WGs operating from the same block of serviced apartments so I approached that first meeting with a nothing to lose attitude – if Mel was cancelling on me I had 5 tried and tested other WGs available in that very same block of serviced apartments.


thanks Jason - might see her for a short visit, just t see how pretty a face she has but also her figure looks the way i love em, tall hot curves .
if your saying she has a lot of energy when on top, then the visit might be a lot sooner ;)

Regarding the cowgirl position (and its variations) yes she is quite energetic and she also rubs her clit, moans (I think sometimes genuinely) and/or talks dirty and/or leans her body toward you and starts kissing you (well superficial FK but very passionately nonetheless).

As for short bookings be aware that if you book for 30mins (£100) and you wish to extend by another 30mins then provided she is free it won't cost you just another £50 (to add up to £150 which is the hourly rate) but the clock is reset and it will cost you another £100. Same applies for extending 15min bookings by another 15mins - I doubt though whether she really offers 15min bookings … much more looks like an idea of her profile author to lure more people to look at her PG. Her PG is pretty useless btw as except from one topless pic -which is questionable whether it is her although I think it IS her- all the others are either those which appear in the Malmo site I link in my OP  + more clothed poses (with blurred face) – perhaps good though to have a look if you are interested about her available uniforms (secretary, sailor, schoolgirl, etc).

Online bigone

ust seen this young lady tonight
150 is the most I have ever payed
Just as Jason as said she very beautiful
She said she was a model
Still could be?. She done everything I asked
The only downside she did not do dfk
Only light kissing. Go see her before she
Goes back home to Brazil
Bigone

password02

Thanks JASON very detailed report - what time did you see her for her first appointment? what time does she normally start in the morning?

Thanks again

Offline Jason

I said earliest time slot. It varies but currently it is 2pm. Profile says that she is working 2pm-2am and that she also does overnights… well 2pm starting time is correct but  she doesn’t offer overnights and IIRC she told me that she works until 11pm but yet again it depends, perhaps she may sometimes go until 2am provided the meeting starts much earlier (say at 10pm).

Her most recent normal job in Brazil (and which she will take back once she returns) was not a model. It is a good job though where they usually prefer to have a beautiful girl with friendly personality and good social skills. It is a shame though she is not contracted by a fashion/lingerie house while so many girls with inferior physical appearance than Mel managed to do so. But that’s Brazil for you … Good for the punters though…    :thumbsup:

Offline Sunil_N

Did she have fake boobs and a fantastic big arse?
Banning reason: Undesirable

Online bigone

I not sure about the tits.they were a bit hard
For me.but perfect bum :)

Offline Sunil_N

Was she in NewGynnhouse ? Room number starting 23? (2nd floor)
Banning reason: Undesirable

Offline Rick2468

I'm booking this girl. Looks and sounds love errr lieeee

Jason, take a bow! yours was a very comprehensive & accurate review of Mel, except that her breasts seemed much too firm to be real-however, she likes them properly manhandled whilst in the throes of passion & she loves her nipples tweaked too . Her face is exceptionally pretty & she has a warm & welcoming smile-praise the lord, she loves sex too! (She should call herself the girl from Ipenema, not YoungNSingle)
contact was all by text as Jason says & I took her first slot (no pun intended) at 2pm; she was clean & fresh with a  slight & intoxicating aroma, when I got down there, of a girl who has already started to warm up nicely......a compliment, I thought.
She clearly wants more business & she asked me to write a review; after the time she gave me it would be churlish not to!
This is my first post & I want to thank all the other posters for their contributions as I can't afford to punt often so I can't afford any duds....& this one was very enjoyable.

password02

Thanks guy for the reviews - hope to see her soon - Do you guys know if she will answer AW emails? or is it only by text?

Offline yuiop300

Jason, thanks for the review, very comprehensive!

Jason, take a bow! yours was a very comprehensive & accurate review of Mel, except that her breasts seemed much too firm to be real-however, she likes them properly manhandled whilst in the throes of passion & she loves her nipples tweaked too . Her face is exceptionally pretty & she has a warm & welcoming smile-praise the lord, she loves sex too! (She should call herself the girl from Ipenema, not YoungNSingle)
contact was all by text as Jason says & I took her first slot (no pun intended) at 2pm; she was clean & fresh with a  slight & intoxicating aroma, when I got down there, of a girl who has already started to warm up nicely......a compliment, I thought.
She clearly wants more business & she asked me to write a review; after the time she gave me it would be churlish not to!
This is my first post & I want to thank all the other posters for their contributions as I can't afford to punt often so I can't afford any duds....& this one was very enjoyable.

Her boobs do look fake from the pics as they are too pert and too far apart in her profile pic.  BUT you had a lot of fun anyway and some fake boobs are great.

Y

Offline mrhappypants

I saw her Tuesday.  Jason's review is accurate of my (limited) experience of her, both looks and service.  She is away for a little while but I will be booking again and will write a proper review if I have much to add.  Thank you for the recommendation Jason.

Offline Darwin17

Saw her yesterday - she should be in town until the end of her 6 month visa.

Created an account to say: thanks for the review Jason, she was wonderful - exactly as described.

password02

Looking to see her next week - any ideas if she is still here in London next week?

Offline mrhappypants

She said something about going to Italy for a short spell - not sure when or how long.

Offline Jason

Mel was planning to go back to Brazil and she was supposed to leave last Wednesday (13/08) for 2-3 weeks. However she didn’t as she didn't do last time (04/08). I personally do know the reason she has to go back and the reason still remains valid but things keep getting postponed by the other end in Brazil. So she is still around and now even her doesn’t know when she will exactly go back (when she eventually goes it will be only be for a short vacation like 2 weeks). In any case she now logs-in her AW profile every day and she sometimes even uses “Available today” whenever she has credits so as long as either methods are used she is available. Hope this helps.

signed up here to say thank you Jason for the excellent tip, Mel is a gorgeous girl: face naturally pretty, body excellent (tits likely fake IMO but the only way you'd know is that they're too perfect to be real), very warm and friendly.

Online hendrix

Great review as usual Jason, thanks. Shame about the lack of DFK or CIM/Facials or I'd be up there like a shot!

Offline Jason

A few notes about Mel after having being asked by other members via PMs:
• About her boobs everyone is entitled to their opinion. I personally know they are natural but if some people think they are fake because they are firm then so be it. That way her bum, her thighs etc will be silicon as well. It is from gym exercise. Regarding the argument they are “too perfect to be real” so they must be fake ... well her face could also be considered “too perfect to be real” too but she didn't have any plastic surgery.
• Yes, she continues to take back to back bookings with zero spacing between them when she is busy.
• She got better in managing her profile and she does respond to emails as well. Still texting is her preferred method of contact.

Further notes:
• I previously mentioned that her PG is pointless. She did update it … oh dear…. with pictures she has taken with punters during (protected) penetration (cock in pussy) or handjob, titjob. By the way I was the very first she asked to take picture during penetration but I refused every single time. However it seems she asks almost anyone with a “big cock” (her trick to make you feel special) and by the looks of it there are plenty who agreed (btw in exchange of nothing –just the picture). I knew there had been many fluffies out there but some took it into the super-fluffy level.
• I have found a far more representative video of another famous actress that has 90% resemblance with Mel’s face. At times they look almost completely identical (with different hair colour – btw when Mel used to be blonde she was constantly told how much she looks like this actress). I am sure that others who have seen her will agree. Here is the video
http://shoutkey.com/huh  (especially as in the first 30 seconds of this video)
For discretion reasons I have timed the link to the above video to expire in 12 hours. Please do NOT make any references to the name of this actress in subsequent comments and please do NOT repost the direct link to the youtube video.

Online bigone

Having seen mell
Her tits are very very hard
I still think they are fake
Big One

Offline intana


reminds me of a girl i met in FKK Palacey

cost me 100 euro for 1 hour with full on DFK!




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