Escort name: Mel (nb her AW nickname is variable – currently it is YoungNSingle)
Adultwork profile: https://www.adultwork.com/2534174
Number of visits: Plenty, Type of Visit: Incall (South Kensington SW3)
Minimum Duration of each visit: 1hr; Hourly Rate: £150; Total fee paid: A lot…PREAMBLE
A long review so that I don't get many/any questions…ABOUT THE VENUE: (positive)
A block of serviced apartments in SW3, 5-6 mins walking distance from the South Kensington tube station. Mel’s place is a private en-suite one-bedroom apartment which albeit smallish is nice, clean and very tidy. The interior of the bedroom can be seen in Mel’s pictures on Adultwork. There is also a clean good-sized bathroom with a bath-tube/shower and plenty of shower gels and fresh towels. Anyway don't expect the Ritz…but it perfectly suits the purpose. ABOUT THE ESCORT’S PHYSICAL APPEARANCE: (PLATINUM)
Mel is a drop-dead gorgeous (sex-bomb level), 23y.o (born in 1991) Brazilian girl with brown hair and hazel/brown eyes. All her current free pictures are 100% authentic and 100% accurate. Her photos have the face portion blurred – she bears some resemblance (60%) to all-time natural classical beauty Gene Tierney as in this gif
and (to a lesser extent 40%) to Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes as in this video
(nb. Mel’s beauty is a couple of notches below Gene’s or Dounzen’s in their prime but Mel could certainly hold her own if she were standing next to them). I will say that her nose, eyes’ shape and smile are closer to Doutzen’s while her faceshape/cheekbones, eyebrows and lips are closer to Gene’s. Sorry but I cannot be more precise than this. If you are interested to meet her, grow a pair, go see her yourselves and write your own report describing her face better than I did. She is 5ft8in-5ft9in tall (barefoot) and over 6ft with heels, she has a fit-slim-slender body figure “without an ounce of fat”, soft skin (albeit with some freckles on the upper part of her body), her dress size is 6/8, she has got perfectly shaped natural 34D tits and a perfect bum. In short Mel is fucking stunning…
(a) She is referred in the suspected Adultwork scams thread
and indeed these pics that used to be used in her profile and now appear in her PG can also be found in this website
. Be aware that this Malmo-escorts website is stealing pics from Type A London agencies (see definition here
(b) I will say the following clearly and slowly so that everyone understands it: The pics appearing in the above Malmo-escorts website and that also appear in Mel’s PG are heavily photoshopped AND severely modified/altered AND/or partially blurred – I am 50% sure that it IS her (purely just because of the freckles location) but the only picture from them that bears some very little resemblance (20%) to Mel’s actual face is the one with the lollipop (all the other pictures in her PG have absolutely zero relation to how Mel really looks-perhaps very slightly and very remotely the partially blurred pic termed “secretary blouse” may be considered 10% “representative” but 10% resemblance is nothing anyway). Just to be clear Mel looks better than the girl in these pics (if it is her then the pics were modified so that she cannot be recognised). As I said above what comes somewhat close to how Mel really looks is Gene Tierney (60%) and Doutzen Kroes (40%) in the gif and video I quote above. In any case what I want to make absolutely clear is that all the pics with background being her bedroom are definitely 100% genuine and 100% accurate. Absolutely zero margin of error. Period. ABOUT THE ESCORT’S PERSONALITY: (positive)
Mel is very friendly, very polite, very welcoming, down to earth and very naughty. She makes you feel immediately at ease. She is a lot of fun to be with. Really bubbly personality and she has great social skills due to her normal job in Brazil. OTHER FACTS:
(a) She speaks conversational English – I would say that her English level is currently B1/B2 (intermediate/Vantage) as that is defined by CEFR
. Her English will improve as she is attending English lessons here –something that will help her with her normal job in Brazil which she quitted in order to come in UK to earn money for a very legit target that I won’t reveal. At least this is what she says… it may all be bullshit. But I do believe her on this.
(b) She will be in UK for only a total period of 6 months (one has already past) and she will soon go back to Brazil for holidays.
(c) Mel also works for an elite London escort agency (listed in their VIP section as exclusive) and she is priced much much much higher than on AW (where she is independent). In the agency website she uses pictures from her July’s photoshoot (some of these pics appeared on her AW profile but she took them down). She showed me the unblurred version of these pics on her smartphone and these pics are far more representative (90%) of how she really looks-still in the flesh she is better…
(d) She admits that her AW profile was written by someone she paid (you know, one of those AW opportunists that most WGs tell them to fuck off in the FAQs) and that for the first month since the creation of her profile the emails, feedback and PG were managed by this guy. Whoever he is he managed to make the profile look like a PG scam (…well the profile IS listed in the suspected AW scams thread- LOL).
(e) The amount I will get paid for writing this review is … minus 2 hours from life + 2p in UKP credits.
(f) Since 21/07 it is Mel herself that manages her own profile BUT she doesn't log in every day – there is a phone displayed and she IS available but I guess she is already quite busy with her agency and AW regulars (a particular one springs to mind
) so perhaps she simply doesn’t care much about mid/long-term effects.
(g) She doesn't offer outcalls – Another mistake made by her profile author. Mel only offers outcalls through her agency for a very steep hourly rate.ABOUT THE MEETINGS: (mostly positive) POSITIVES
1. passionate kissing (albeit superficial FK she also kisses you on the neck and body and licks your ear, nipples etc –she does all this without asking her),
2. excellent OWO with eye-contact (also comfortable with deepthroating and ball-licking as well),
3. VERY enthusiastic and energetic during sex in different positions,
4. excellent dirty talking (pure filth - her English dirty talk is her second language!),
5. responsive during reverse oral (she also does self-clit rubbing and self tits sucking and cums or “cums”),
6. responsive during nipple licking/sucking,
7. allows fingering and clit stroking,
8. generally seems to enjoy (or “enjoy”) herself during the entire oral/penetration intercourse,
9. allows COB and cumming inside her pussy (inside the condom of course),
10. nice/skilful massage (nb. she will improve further as she is planning to attend professional massage lessons),
11. VERY willing to please,
12. great GFE illusion,
13. intimate sweet talk during massage and during re-covering,
14. fantastic striptease and lap-dancing (strips and dances like a professional stripper and with the proper music in the background),
15. mind-blowing HJ with dirty talking with her licking her lips and giving THAT killer look (much better than Tori Black in this pic
). Basically is as if she comes straight from your wildest fantasy POV porn video,
16. she is wearing very sexy and expensive lingerie/stockings (uniforms also available at request),
17. punctual (meeting started exactly on time). NEUTRALS
1. superficial FK (a lot of passionate lip-locking but very minimal tongue action),
2. minor time-wasting tactics (in the bounds of acceptable though)
3. checked her phone twice during our second meeting
4. No CIM/COF - their absence doesn't bother me though. This is another implication of the fact that she is not the one who wrote her profile as well as she doesn't quite know much about service acronyms.
5. Meeting is arranged by texts only – she doesn’t answer her phone. It IS HER though that answers the texts -1000% certain (I saw her texts with me on her phone).
6. Screening procedure for the first meeting (checking you through her window while calling her to let you know her number). Generally, combined with the text-only comms there is some uncertainty in getting to meet her. Better have a solid plan B in case something goes wrong.
7. Cum twice per hour principle applied. Cum once for 0.5 hour. Rest of time is filled with massage or other activities.
8. During our 3rd meeting she couldn't fully lift one of her legs into a more acrobatic position as she was slightly injured from gym exercise. Problem disappeared in subsequent meetings. NEGATIVES
1. clockwatching and rushing towards the end (with 10-15mins left) – This negative was present only during the first 2 meetings –especially during our second meeting she literally kicked me out without letting me cum second time (nb. I was kicked out with 5mins to spare…). However she doesn't clock watch or rush me anymore (last time I even overstayed by 24mins – chat only though- but that because she was free afterwards).
2. when she is busy she takes back to back bookings (that is actually why she kicked me out during our second meeting-she was expecting an agency client who was going to pay multiple times the amount I paid). I did lecture her to stop taking back to back bookings and space her bookings by at least 15-20mins and that she should never be in such panic about the next client and kick out the current one – by the looks of it I think she learned her lesson…Regarding hygiene she reminded me … Amsterdam window girls– while I was dressing up she jumped into the sink to wash herself (she doesn't get into the shower in between meetings because her hair will <insert girly stuff explanation>. Nonetheless she does clean her body quite well with soap and water (at least this is far better than baby wipes). The last few times I saw her I booked her earliest time slot and she was immaculate clean and freshly showered.
3. she counts the condoms used (maximum allowance 2-3 per hour, 1 per half hour). As soon as you consume them then no more vaginal penetration sex is allowed.VERDICT:
Q. Do I recommend her? A. If you require a girl with stunning physical appearance then Mel is perhaps the best choice around. In any case decide based on your own requirements.
Q. Going back in time would I meet her again? A. Yes. Despite the negatives I don’t think I can find elsewhere such a combination of drop-dead gorgeous looks, great body, masterful service and friendly personality for £150ph. As far as I can tell the only escort in London that is on par with Mel in terms of beauty is Leyla
but … £600ph.
Q. Will I meet her again in the future? A. Yes (well I have already seen her multiple times anyway). DETAILED SCORES ABOUT THE ESCORT:
Attractiveness/Beauty: 9.8/10 (face score: 9.6/10; body score: 9.9/10) – ratings are given based on this scale
Patience & Politeness/Friendliness: 10/10
Willingness to please: 10/10
Participation, enthusiasm & expression of enjoy: 10/10 (not always 10/10 but the minimum had been 9.6/10)
Available services: 9.2/10
Quality of available services: 9.8/10
Hygiene Standard: 8.0/10 (10/10 when booking the earliest time slot)
Health level & Energy: 10/10
Pre-meeting communication/Reliability: 8.0/10
English level: 7.0/10
Pubic hair: Brazilian (small strip)
Smoker status: Non-smoker
Quality/price ratio: Superb NONMENCLATURE OF SUBSECTIONS RATINGS: positive
=4.5 or 5stars, mostly positive
=3.5 or 4stars, mixed
=2 or 3stars, negative
=0 or 1starsPLATINUM
= awarded only in extraordinary cases. DIAMOND
=specifically designed to never be awarded…neutral
=something that either (i)doesn't bother me generally or (ii)didn't bother me at the time or (iii)it is an informed negative that I consciously chose to overlook because of the rest. However a neutral point would be preferable if it were available or avoided (depending on the subject). It might also be decisive/critical/vital for other punters that is why is mentioned.P.S:
I wouldn't be surprised if the person she paid to write her profile stupidly joins at some point UKP pretending to be Mel to say “she wrote the profile herself”, etc. I will let Admin to take care of him though.