What's the etiquette on having a fuck with a massage girl?

[aj91]

Before execution by some of you on here, whats the etiquette on posting stuff like this on reviews?

Had a few occasions where I was offered OWO and then it escalated. These are massage places in London so if it's of value i'd like to reminise on my experiences

[KelvZhan]

As in the massage girl was so attracted to you that they couldn't resist fucking you?

[KelvZhan]

I don't know if you're capping, but a lot of your reviews involve escorts being attracted to you and things escalating. Are you some top chad or something?

[aj91]

As in the massage girl was so attracted to you that they couldn't resist fucking you?

I dont think so in these cases, sometimes they are milf's maybe they like to change it up

[crunchy_guy]

If a masseuse wants to fuck a punter, she is either horny, in need of extra cash, compensating for a lack of massage skills or a combination of the above! I’ve fucked many masseuses but I generally don’t specifically mention this in reviews if the services are not publicly listed unless its clear she is a WG.

The chances are if she has fucked you, she has probably fucked a lot of other punters too! Its the nature of the business. Some people choose to live in a delusional fantasy that they charmed their way into a pussy but there are very few bragging rights in punting! We pay for the services

[stampjones]

Before execution by some of you on here, whats the etiquette on posting stuff like this on reviews?

Had a few occasions where I was offered OWO and then it escalated. These are massage places in London so if it's of value i'd like to reminise on my experiences

I think there are a mixture of views. Some think it should be kept quiet as it can bring trouble to the shop whereas others happily report it. Personally Im with the latter. I think it may add to evidence against a shop but its never going to be the trigger. Besides, as my old friend sparkus says, nothing I write on here is true anyway 

So ultimately its up to you. If you think its valuable go for it!

[MissWolf]

I don't know if you're capping, but a lot of your reviews involve escorts being attracted to you and things escalating. Are you some top chad or something?

Nah he's a narcissistic fantasist who takes 1-2k extra to a booking, wears his rolex and makes sure he finds girls who are lonely by being nosey and texting continuously so he can dangle the money carrot and get extras

It's called a predator 

[mr.bluesky]

Nah he's a narcissistic fantasist who takes 1-2k extra to a booking, wears his rolex and makes sure he finds girls who are lonely by being nosey and texting continuously so he can dangle the money carrot and get extras

It's called a predator 

Funny, I was thinking exactly the same thing

[lillythesavage]

Nah he's a narcissistic fantasist who takes 1-2k extra to a booking, wears his rolex and makes sure he finds girls who are lonely by being nosey and texting continuously so he can dangle the money carrot and get extras

It's called a predator 

You forgot the LV denim jacket, must be vintage  , are they still a thing ?

Oh, wait, it goes with the 1970 Mustang  , and who the fuck rolls up money these days?  , those plastic notes would fly everywhere.

Too many old films methinks.

[versace]

I don't know if you're capping, but a lot of your reviews involve escorts being attracted to you and things escalating. Are you some top chad or something?

All made up bollocks

[LLPunting]

Before execution by some of you on here, whats the etiquette on posting stuff like this on reviews?

Had a few occasions where I was offered OWO and then it escalated. These are massage places in London so if it's of value i'd like to reminise on my experiences

Research the existing feedback about the SP you're considering outing.  She may already be known for being generous with her favours.

If you got a freebie upgrade to an otherwise priced extra i.e. she told you the price for sex, you declined and then she fucked you anyway "because she likes you" then that's a moral quandary for you given that the consequence will very likely be that she will be pestered by leeches and chancers here and she may well take offence/revenge with you and others who aren't to blame.

If you got an off-menu extra then you're back in the quandary; you can boast about what's not meant to be available to anyone and subject the SP to subsequent harassment, giving rise to whatever consequences result including being outed/blocked by the SP in reprisal.  She may leave or be fired.

If it becomes suspect that you are maliciously outing SPs then...

[Colston36]

"Etiquette"? What pretentious bollocks. You pay more money. That works.

[scutty brown]

It's simple
Pay the girl to go naked/b2b, then suggest a switch to you massaging her.
Gently switch to licking her nipples, her navel, and - if no objections - RO.
Most Asian girls seem to rarely experience RO and if you get it right you can really surprise them with the strength of their orgasms. Once you've done that some will fuck you for gratitude, others through simple horniness. Unfortunately some won't.
Two important points
Take your own condoms
Take the used condoms away so there's no evidence for management to find

And don't tell anyone

But it only works if you're really really good at  RO and can give the girl earthshattering convulsive orgasms.

[daviemac]

"Etiquette"? What pretentious bollocks. You pay more money. That works.

Have you read the OP?? He's not asking about how to get the service, he's asking if unadvertised extra services should be included in a review or kept quiet.

Regardless of how the OP is thought of reply #5 answers the question very well.

[Colston36]

Have you read the OP?? He's not asking about how to get the service, he's asking if unadvertised extra services should be included in a review or kept quiet.

Regardless of how the OP is thought of reply #5 answers the question very well.

True; I sit corrected.

[spiralnotebook]

What the fuck is a ‘chad’?

[versace]

What the fuck is a ‘chad’?

The ultimate alpha male who women simply can’t resist.

[ik8133]

The ultimate alpha male who women simply can’t resist.

That'll be all of us on here then! 

[Captainhowdy666]

It's simple
Pay the girl to go naked/b2b, then suggest a switch to you massaging her.
Gently switch to licking her nipples, her navel, and - if no objections - RO.
Most Asian girls seem to rarely experience RO and if you get it right you can really surprise them with the strength of their orgasms. Once you've done that some will fuck you for gratitude, others through simple horniness. Unfortunately some won't.
Two important points
Take your own condoms
Take the used condoms away so there's no evidence for management to find

But it only works if you're really really good at  RO and can give the girl earthshattering convulsive orgasms.

Did that in the past.
I was there for a b2b then spent 30 mins eating her out then fucking her.
All in a legit massage shop that only offered He and B2B.

[versace]

That'll be all of us on here then! 

Unfortunately the OP has set the bar quite high, here is a list of the minimum requirements to be qualify as one.

1. 1970’s Mustang
2. Rolex watch
3. Wear designer gear: Versace, Gucci, Dolce & Gabbana etc
4. A spare roll of at least £1K in your back pocket
5. Leave a tip of £50-£80 depending how happy is your cock
6. Attractive looks is a MUST
7. Be heathy and fit
8. Be wealthy of course, doh!
9. Gift of the cab
10. Show interest in the WG beyond her working hours
 

[KelvZhan]

Unfortunately the OP has set the bar quite high, here is a list of the minimum requirements to be qualify as one.

1. 1970’s Mustang
2. Rolex watch
3. Wear designer gear: Versace, Gucci, Dolce & Gabbana etc
4. A spare roll of at least £1K in your back pocket
5. Leave a tip of £50-£80 depending how happy is your cock
6. Attractive looks is a MUST
7. Be heathy and fit
8. Be wealthy of course, doh!
9. Gift of the cab
10. Show interest in the WG beyond her working hours

Only need 6 actually haha

[catweazle]

Unfortunately the OP has set the bar quite high, here is a list of the minimum requirements to be qualify as one.

1. 1970’s Mustang
2. Rolex watch
3. Wear designer gear: Versace, Gucci, Dolce & Gabbana etc
4. A spare roll of at least £1K in your back pocket
5. Leave a tip of £50-£80 depending how happy is your cock
6. Attractive looks is a MUST
7. Be heathy and fit
8. Be wealthy of course, doh!
9. Gift of the cab
10. Show interest in the WG beyond her working hours

I'm not giving away a taxi just for a shag!

[versace]

I'm not giving away a taxi just for a shag!

 

Typo. 

Looks like I don’t have the required minerals to be a chad 

[SeekingSteve]

Just getting visions of Karl Pilkington as Bullshitman bursting in on all his reviews 

[scutty brown]

Chad's are the small bits of paper punched out of voting cards in the counting machines used in USA elections.

[versace]

Chad's are the small bits of paper punched out of voting cards in the counting machines used in USA elections.

 

It has many meanings mate. The “Chad” he is referring to is a “jack the lad” type of guy who every women wants to fuck.

[MissWolf]

It has many meanings mate. The “Chad” he is referring to is a “jack the lad” type of guy who every women wants to fuck.

Or not as the case may be 

[versace]

Just getting visions of Karl Pilkington as Bullshitman bursting in on all his reviews 

+1

Totally mate. I have just been reading his reviews, what a load of shite, all of them. He either exaggerates like mad or it’s all made up bollocks.

[versace]

Or not as the case may be 

Well, according to him, WG’s get extremely wet at the very moment they lay eyes on him once he has pulled up in his Mustang. 

This guy is an absolute joke, an absolute fantasist who has no idea about the real world, I actually feel sorry for him. Oh well, he is entertaining at least. 

[Thephoenix]

It has many meanings mate. The “Chad” he is referring to is a “jack the lad” type of guy who every women wants to fuck.

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[MissWolf]

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OMG where did you get his picture from 😍😍

[versace]

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[lamboman]

The OPs reviews are worth a read .

[Gordon Bennett]

The OPs reviews are worth a read .

Yep. The fellah is quite a character! But, he's polite and contributing info so I'm not sure he deserves the snotty remarks and sarcasm about his lifestyle and approach that have crept into this thread in places?

[versace]

Yep. The fellah is quite a character! But, he's polite and contributing info so I'm not sure he deserves the snotty remarks and sarcasm about his lifestyle and approach that have crept into this thread in places?

Are you serious? The bloke is no more than a fantasist wanker, he spits shite and lives in a dream world. I’m surprised he ain’t banned yet, he talks out of his arse.

[Naughtyboyuk]

I didn’t even realise there is an etiquette!!

If the masseuse offers the change to fuck her and she’s hot, and the price is fair, then I simply fuck her…nothing more complicated than that and I’ve enjoyed a few good unexpected fucks

[Gordon Bennett]

I didn’t even realise there is an etiquette!!

If the masseuse offers the change to fuck her and she’s hot, and the price is fair, then I simply fuck her…nothing more complicated than that and I’ve enjoyed a few good unexpected fucks

The guy is simply asking if it's okay to mention these "extras" in reviews he may contribute cos he doesn't want to go against forum etiquette. Apparently this is causing some folks a great deal of consternation though.

[SpaceRaiderDave]

Are you serious? The bloke is no more than a fantasist wanker, he spits shite and lives in a dream world. I’m surprised he ain’t banned yet, he talks out of his arse.

He might be a fantasist or he may be attractive and a player. I don't know but if you can call out the op with facts please do so and bring it to the attention of a mod.

If you can't then I don't see any point in just calling him names as all it will do is make you appear to be jealous and you will run the risk of being banned yourself for being abusive

[versace]

He might be a fantasist or he may be attractive and a player. I don't know but if you can call out the op with facts please do so and bring it to the attention of a mod.

If you can't then I don't see any point in just calling him names as all it will do is make you appear to be jealous and you will run the risk of being banned yourself for being abusive

I apologise, I’m just inferior, and jealous of him obviously. I do apologise

[KelvZhan]

I apologise, I’m just inferior, and jealous of him obviously. I do apologise

Yh he's chad and ur beta bux

[versace]

Yh he's chad and ur beta bux

Beta? Nah!! I’m the biggest loser with the smallest cock on this site, I do not belong.

[Celtic 69]

It can happen & it did once to me about 4years ago. But as some of you have already said it costed me extra money.

I normally prefer independent massage therapist rather than shops. I was regularly seeing a Romanian massage therapist who was in her late 20's. I must of seen her about 6 or 7 times, a couple of times with a friend of hers for 4hand massage treatments, don't think she has got a current advert...I can't find on anyway.

She would always do naturist & only HR without any touching of her. We always got on really well and I obviously found her attractive as I returned quite often.
Her HE use to be quite mechanical but over time it felt more sensual....she probably done this with most of her regulars & most SP are not stupid & want good regular clients.

One time when she was giving me the HE she looked at me and asked what was I thinking?
I said you really don't want to know.
When I got home I txt her, thanked her for another great massage & told her I was thinking how great it would be to have sex her.
She replied that she was flattered but only offered massage & HE.
About a month later I booked next appointment & politely asked if she would ever think about providing FS.
Can't be 100% sure but I think I use to pay about £80 or £90 for 90min naturist massage & HE.
After what seemed like forever she finally txt me back & said something like if you fancy me that much bring £200 with you tomorrow.

Price was quite ridiculous I know especially for back in 2018, but I really did fancy her over time & the illusion in my head that she didn't fuck all her clients turned me on (notice I said illusion as I'm not stupid enough to think I was the special one).

Paid her the £200, had usual massage treatment on her massage table & then moved onto the bed for bj, ro & sex in a few positions. She must have mentioned half a dozen times that I was never to tell anyone, which I never did.
Downside was after we had this appointment she stopped replying when I tried to book future appointments ?
Don't know if guilt kicked in or she just stopped working as I can't see her advertising anymore, perhaps she just moved on.

And before anyone says it......don't think it was down to my performance on the day as she seemed to enjoy it as I did....hahaha.



It was in north London &

[Thephoenix]

Ooops!   Error!.....just talk amongst yourselves and ignore me!

[Stevelondon]

Bloody hell.
I used to see a Rom in north London for sensual massage.
She asked me what I was thinking as her hands glided over my muscular physique.
I said,
“Newcastle winning the Premiership”

Couldn’t get a reply from her after that. Probably moved on. 😂

[fredhiggins]

Bloody hell.
I used to see a Rom in north London for sensual massage.
She asked me what I was thinking as her hands glided over my muscular physique.
I said,
“Newcastle winning the Premiership”

Couldn’t get a reply from her after that. Probably moved on. 😂

[SpaceRaiderDave]

Fucking a massage girl does happen but if you are seeing her for the first time it is a rare event unless you have prior intel from UKP or another source.

I enjoy fucking and giving a girl lots of attention but when I go for a fbsm it is to lie back and be pampered and pleasured so I don't push for FS. That being said, I've been an active punter for the last 30 years so have fucked quite a lot of girls as a result of the massage sequeing into more. My experience has been that the shop girls who fuck are doing it for the extra money but the indies are often doing it for their own pleasure and are not looking for any extra tip. For shop girls my price points for extra moneys above shop fees are £20 for HE, £40 for HE & B2B and £60 for HE, B2B & FS. I now stick to the B2B option and refuse anything else even if offered as sex on a massage table is not particularly satisfying.

in answer to the original question. I think most times it is best not to mention FS as it isn't an advertised service and even if it is a shop routinely offering HE management may not approve of anything more than B2B and could get the girl in trouble,