Kim_KK - Birmingham

[Punter S Thompson]

This one has been hovering around my HL for some time but her inconsistent reviews made me a little wary.  £60 for ½ hour including CIM and anal sounded like a right bargain though.

COMMS
Not the best. I did try to set up a punt a while back but didn't get a response. Tried again a few weeks back and got an immediate reply and soon made a booking.

LOCATION
Apartment block about 10 mins walk from New Street Station. Previous reviews mentioned the kerfuffle trying to get into the damn place. And boy were they right!
Luckily someone let me in both doors down stairs whereby I got into the wrong lift as it only went to even floors and hers was on an odd one!

KIM
She's a bit bigger than her pics, especially her gut and ass. But jesus those tits of hers are great! Huge, heavy with big areola. She knows they're the star attraction too as she was swinging them around very playfully. Not a great looking gal, but not terrible.
A little quiet but nice enough.

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THE PUNT
Started stripping off and as soon as I was naked she told me that anal was off the cards. Wasn't too fussed as apparently her hygenie ain't the best so unleashed her melons and had a right good mess with them.
OWO, CG and mish followed and were all just..... OK.  As vanilla as it gets really but I did get to come in her mouth that was soon spat out though.

Not much else to say with this punt really.  Very average all round apart from those very impressive knockers.

[smiler999]

Cheers. Probably saved me £60 as can’t stand a gut even if there’s some cim on offer, would rather pay more for a slim girl with perky little tits

[Punter S Thompson]

Cheers. Probably saved me £60 as can’t stand a gut even if there’s some cim on offer, would rather pay more for a slim girl with perky little tits

You're welcome mate.
Pity really as she would have a banging body if she lost a little weight.

[Tender.french.kiss]

Cheers. Probably saved me £60 as can’t stand a gut ...

Same for me, her now being larger than her pics and the location have made it a no for me.

[Comicman]

Thanks for the review i was considering seeing her a while ago but i didn't as i thought her  pictures weren't  recent so I'm glad i didn't see her

[shrewsmale]

I love how her profile starts with 'ANAL'

[aanimator]

Very similar experience to mine

[Beerswillin99]

She has definitely put on some weight since her pics (last time I saw her was a couple of years ago, and she'd definitely put on a few pounds), I was lucky enough to see her a few times when she still had a tight bod (minus her nice big ass and boobs, of course).

But I actually like some timber on a girl. Haven't seen her in a long time though so would be interesting to see what she looks like nowadays.

Also, yes, I think Kim poop'd on my cock once or twice (I tend to somewhat avert my eyes after I've cum in a girl's bum (into condom)), and when I gaped Amy's butthole she definitely shat on my wang! I'm not too bothered by it but it might definitely put some others off (by not bothered, I don't mean I scooped it up and ate it  ( ) but I didn't throw up afterwards kinda deal).

Some anal girls have really good hygiene and douche before every meet (or maybe every few meets/on the day), but I do highly doubt these girls douche.

Thanks for review

[samsung1]

She has definitely put on some weight since her pics (last time I saw her was a couple of years ago, and she'd definitely put on a few pounds), I was lucky enough to see her a few times when she still had a tight bod (minus her nice big ass and boobs, of course).

But I actually like some timber on a girl. Haven't seen her in a long time though so would be interesting to see what she looks like nowadays.

Also, yes, I think Kim poop'd on my cock once or twice (I tend to somewhat avert my eyes after I've cum in a girl's bum (into condom)), and when I gaped Amy's butthole she definitely shat on my wang! I'm not too bothered by it but it might definitely put some others off (by not bothered, I don't mean I scooped it up and ate it  ( ) but I didn't throw up afterwards kinda deal).

Some anal girls have really good hygiene and douche before every meet (or maybe every few meets/on the day), but I do highly doubt these girls douche.

Thanks for review

They use their shit as lube mate! no wonder why they just say put it in without any lube 

Didnt the smell of shit put you off??

[Punter S Thompson]

Ffs.... I'm glad i didn't fuck her arse!

[Tender.french.kiss]

I like a bit of backdoor action, but not one that turns into unrequested Hardsports 

[Comicman]

This is why I'm not into anal 

[tigerbiker]

I only ever go for tradesman access if I have seen a review or checked with a punter on here to make sure they douche/enema properly.

Years ago I had a regular SP who did very clean backdoor service. She told me that to do it, she could only offer it in the mornings to coincide with her daily shit cycle. She had a poop first thing to get emptied then showered - then back on the toilet having run a full washbasin of warm water. Then she did a half pint enema at least 3 times with the warm water and shat it out in the toilet. If the third rinse was not totally clear, she would do it again until just clean water was coming out. She said that she then had a clear window of 45 minutes for anal sex - after that the next turd could be arriving.

She also said that the enema loosend up her anus for comfy entry - worked well I could get entry without all that pushing and slipping sideways.

Since then I have noticed that SPs who have cleaned out their back yard have easy entry dilated arse holes. If they are really tightly closed and dry looking there is often a turd waiting behind the door and I decline the offer.

[samsung1]

I only ever go for tradesman access if I have seen a review or checked with a punter on here to make sure they douche/enema properly.

Years ago I had a regular SP who did very clean backdoor service. She told me that to do it, she could only offer it in the mornings to coincide with her daily shit cycle. She had a poop first thing to get emptied then showered - then back on the toilet having run a full washbasin of warm water. Then she did a half pint enema at least 3 times with the warm water and shat it out in the toilet. If the third rinse was not totally clear, she would do it again until just clean water was coming out. She said that she then had a clear window of 45 minutes for anal sex - after that the next turd could be arriving.

She also said that the enema loosend up her anus for comfy entry - worked well I could get entry without all that pushing and slipping sideways.

Since then I have noticed that SPs who have cleaned out their back yard have easy entry dilated arse holes. If they are really tightly closed and dry looking there is often a turd waiting behind the door and I decline the offer.

could you kindly tell us who this was?

[tigerbiker]

SophieX - not based in the midlands. She was in Plymouth. She stopped working about 4 years ago - you did ask!

[alibirmingham]

Reading these comments had me laughing out loud at some points but bemused at others.

As some might know I’m partial to a bit of anal if it’s on offer and I regularly get lucky. But seems I’m luckier then most as I’ve never had any nightmare shit on dick scenarios YET but no doubt this thread has just jinxed me.

I’m certain some of the wgs I’ve seen have never even heard of enemas so never done it so as I said must be lucky. I’m all for anal but not for shit. That would make me 

[Punter S Thompson]

Reading these comments had me laughing out loud at some points but bemused at others.

As some might know I’m partial to a bit of anal if it’s on offer and I regularly get lucky. But seems I’m luckier then most as I’ve never had any nightmare shit on dick scenarios YET but no doubt this thread has just jinxed me.

I’m certain some of the wgs I’ve seen have never even heard of enemas so never done it so as I said must be lucky. I’m all for anal but not for shit. That would make me 

Same here mate. I have a few regular Thais that I see for anal and they take a proper hammering. Anytime of day.
Never once had any issues with hygenie.

[pbrown355]

Only had a problem once. It was a long time ago with an absolute cutie who I suspect didn't usually offer it. I think I was an experiment for her that went badly. Ultimately it involved some cleaning up and a lot of air freshener! She didn't do it for me again.

[Beerswillin99]

They use their shit as lube mate! no wonder why they just say put it in without any lube 

Didnt the smell of shit put you off??

So for Amy I didn't put it back in her butt after that as no I didn't want poop on my dick (on the condom) again.

I think I only took it out of Kim after I came a couple of times and didn't smell any shit, but didn't really look at the condom before she took it off. So if she did shit on my cock then it would have only been a small amount. Hope this answers your question 

I've just realised this thread is all about shit now     

[tigerbiker]

If you want a clean pump up a lady's tradesman's I can recommend Horny Zena of Worcester - much reviewed on here.

She is no looker and quite old but when you are fucking her bottom in doggy, you won't be looking at her face.

She is always squeeky clean - not even a brown smear. Easy entry too - probably been taking it up there for years so the tunnel is well worn in.

[shed]

If you want a clean pump up a lady's tradesman's I can recommend Horny Zena of Worcester - much reviewed on here.

She is no looker and quite old but when you are fucking her bottom in doggy, you won't be looking at her face.

She is always squeeky clean - not even a brown smear. Easy entry too - probably been taking it up there for years so the tunnel is well worn in.

You have a link for Zeena.  Thanks 

[Mooney019]

If you want a clean pump up a lady's tradesman's I can recommend Horny Zena of Worcester - much reviewed on here.

She is no looker and quite old but when you are fucking her bottom in doggy, you won't be looking at her face.

She is always squeeky clean - not even a brown smear. Easy entry too - probably been taking it up there for years so the tunnel is well worn in.

Haha ye its becoming about shit now.
She did shit herself on my dick(condom on obviously). Room stunk and she acted like she didnt have a clue. I didnt stick around for round two on a shit filled scented room

[Mooney019]

Any suggestions for  girls who do Anal in Birmingham?
Sorry if this isnt appropriate in this group.

[alabama1]

Any suggestions for  girls who do Anal in Birmingham?
Sorry if this isnt appropriate in this group.

It's not appropriate due to your lack of contributions  on here 

[Punter S Thompson]

Any suggestions for  girls who do Anal in Birmingham?
Sorry if this isnt appropriate in this group.

Asking for a quick recommendation here wouldn't be so bad normally. But as Alabama has said, you need to contribute more before asking for help.

[tigerbiker]

You have a link for Zeena.  Thanks 

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Fill your boots mate! (well fill her bottom might be a better way of putting it)

[shed]

 

[aanimator]

Thai anya and sexy sonya / maya, both defo anal