Author Topic: Samikkk - Polish - Penge. Veteran SP checking out London. No cause to celebrate  (Read 2060 times)


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Noticed this fairly fit looking, pretty Pole turn up in a random check of AW spanning SE25-SE20-BR3-SE6-SE26 areas and texted for info.
Advised 80/120 for 30/60mins incl OWO, kissing, RO/69.  Only extra she mentioned was CIM @ +30. 
Sent postcode for somewhere just off Penge High St.  (She's looking for another rental somewhere in London for the rest of this week.)

I then saw this review  :drinks:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=330488.msg3436217#msg3436217
The pictures within had me wondering if I'd seen her years past in London and whether there were warning bells attached.
Still review seemed promising enough, and almost certainly safer than the Rom BBers, dodgy Chinese flats and gouging Latinas in the vicinity.   :unknown:

Decided to give 30 mins a try and her encouraging reply confirmed.  Found the tired looking flats easy enough.  Her comms via text and call on the day were fairly prompt.  Buzzed in and then magic doored into the flat.

She is tall at over 5'8" and the photo attached is current enough to be representative sans her long, slender legs.  She's at least late 20s, probably early-mid 30s, she's in her maturing phase where her lean skin is slightly less elastic and youthfully plump.  Given her slender, well-kept figure any bloat or long weekend of excess is going to show and her mid-riff was just shy of hitting bikini-bod tautness.  She wasn't particularly made-up so not as glam or seemingly smiley as the photo.  But she was welcoming without being enthusiastic  :unknown:

She seemed a bit brusque and whilst her English is great she didn't seem in the mood to flirt, seduce or talk dirty.  It was all a bit matter of fact, almost Germanic, in directing me to the bed and taking up position for her to get started.   :unknown:

Despite the confirmation no involved kissing was really available though we were both detectably minty fresh, (2 or 3 short  flurries of lip kissing the entire time, no hint of tongue).   :thumbsdown:

She reached for a condom and sighed when I asked for OWO, she gave me a couple of perfunctory, heavy-handed wipes with a tissue (not wet-wipes of which there were plenty) and then she began dribbling, sucking and bobbing.  Oddly despite the fair amount of spit she repeatedly dribbled she also seemed very particular about spitting into a tissue and mopping up my groin as she went.  Aside from the odd tooth scrape her head game was applied but pretty uninspiring.   :dash:

69 was awkward, whilst she didn't seem very long bodied in proportion to her height, she set herself with her mouth past my belly button but before the level of my groin which placed her puss around my nose and refused to move downward (I tried moving her a few times to no avail).  She didn't block with twists but clearly she was making oral on her difficult.   Licking, sucking, lapping at her moderately fleshy labia minora and opening drew no signs of her clit or puss responding.  The determined effort she was putting into the BJ was the kind that was trying to unload so she could stop rather than the impassioned kind from arousal.  Clearly a girl at work not play.   :dash:
I let the 69 run on because I wasn't niow convinced the sex was going to shape up to much, but she decided she'd had enough RO and dismounted.  c.15 mins probably left on the clock.

In no particular order:
Mish didn't work because the soft mattress was bottoming out on the cheap, hard divan base before I could get a good, lasting angle into her, of course if she were the least inclined to tilt her pelvis the right way it would've helped.  Her long legs were used as dead weight hindrances to folding her back to bring her puss up for driving into (stubbly calves/shins noted).   :thumbsdown:
Doggy failed because she seemed disinclined to take up a good stance for entry, whether we were standing beside or kneeling on the bed.   :thumbsdown:
Wasted a good few minutes to fruitless entry attempts in each position with wilting wood needing my intervention to restore function whilst she did and said nowt. :thumbsdown:
A tit-fuck was out of the question because she only has As which she didn't seem to want playing with or sucking on more than momentarily.   :thumbsdown:
More OWO didn't seem likely, not that she would do something effective and there was no chance she was going to take a face-fucking with her attitude.    :dash:
There were no sexy utterances or dirty talk throughout nor enquiry as to what I'd like, in fact barely a word at all from her.

Gave up trying and took a shower, that at least worked without hindrance.   :thumbsup:
Exited a little early after taking my time in the shower and getting dressed again with little conversation.

It's almost a fantastical delusion now that Polish SPs were once so well thought of, I enjoyed and repeated a good many in their heyday.  The remaining SPs claiming Polish nationality sub-150 ph seem to be mostly ones who will disappoint or need to be avoided (having gone to seed).

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Sexxygirl. 😁 Disappointing considering she has such potential. I toyed with a revisit, but it doesn't seem worth it. I can picture a long trek to Penge followed by a 15 minute poke at her minge and then back on the street trying to get back to town.
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I didn't find much in her minge to glory in, granted I don't have the excess length or girth to go dipping in all of it, but I don't think it worth the fairly quick trek up and down the line to Victoria let alone the much longer slog by bus or tram or negotiating the speed bumps and LTNs of Sarf London.  You'd have passed much better opportunities on all routes.  Even her performance in the positive review would not compete in the more SP-saturated hotspots.

Your review of her isn't that glowing under her old profile (5407998), there're some similarities in her constraining/wilful behaviour.  If I'd done my research properly and seen your review I would not have visited.   :dash:  No thanks, but thanks.  :hi:

Of the photos you quoted, most are when she was unhealthily skinny.  The one in white bra showing off her admirable legs fills out the picture I posted and incidentally you can see her sizeable feet.

It's insane, between us we've (mini-)reviewed well over 500 SPs in our times here (less repeats) and very few crossings of paths, I'll look back through your lot to note them but considering you could meet Lady.vivxx again for 80 instead of Samikkk I think you know who all our brains would choose!

Oh I forgot to review AngelaGFE, even though it was middling to pos for me, I'd see her again instead of Samikkk based on demonstrated technique, natural born assets and having to make the choice.

Sweet_Sara would also win out vs Samikkk even though I found Sara's performance also an act her assets and (feigned) enthusiasm were far more persuasive.  Neither had great conversation to charm with.

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A well written and useful review LL; though a pity it was a downer :/

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A well written and useful review LL; though a pity it was a downer :/

Thanks Heph, perhaps she's a highly YMMV and she didn't like the look of me but I certainly wasn't giving her any attitude, unless you count asking for the OWO that was supposedly inclusive?   :unknown:
It's not like we'd been trading posts on a forum!