Wasn’t going to review, as wasn’t sure I could without a link, but someone else just threw one up so here’s mine.
Was extremely horny today and this turned out to be a plan D
Orange Spa on Station street, right by new street, just outside the bullring, you can’t miss it there’s a massage sign above the door with orange spa and the phone number written on it, can’t find an active link. There’s a door on the street, you walk through it and down some stairs. Another door at the bottom where you ring the bell.
Answered quickly by a Chinese lady around 60. I had the right horn and it’s amazing what you find attractive in that state. I ask how much for massage, I’m told £35 for 1 hour. Sounded reasonable so followed her through to the massage room, nice clean, spacious room. I gave her £40 and she gave me £5 change.
Strip while she watches and I’m fully erect and raring to go! Up onto a BIG sturdy massage couch FD. Massage started decent enough, and at one point she jumps up onto the table and I feel her legs in between mine, while she worked my butt and lower back, felt nice. Yes for the first 10 mins or so I thought I’m going to get a proper massage here. I don’t know if disinterest set in or what, but it started going down hill fast, not much in way of teasing or reach unders. Her phoned pinged a couple of times and she paused the massage to reply to the texts. After about 15 - 20 mins she asks if I want B2B. I ask how much. She says £40, that’s about the going rate, so I agree to that. Body wasn’t so good when the clothes came off, saggy all over. But her soft skin felt nice on mine. Back and frontal B2B then took place, not too bad, bit of tittie suckling etc. I did notice a slight whiff at this point, I don’t know if she’d recently eaten, but it was like a garlic or onion smell, some kind of Chinese food lingering in the air anyway. After a while I ask how much to suck my cock and CIM, language barrier meant I don’t think she got the CIM bit, (or didn’t want to). Anyway she says £40 I tell her to forget it. She then says £30, and I start thinking about it. I say £20, but she won’t budge. So I agree to £30. She wants the money straight up. So I have to get up and rummage through my trouser pockets. I try and give her £25, she’s like “no no no, £30!” So I say “hold on then” and gather a load of loose coinage to make up the remaining £5. I told her I want some more B2B before the BJ She didn’t understand (or didn’t want to), and started wiping my dick, then washed it with cold water. BJ wasn’t all that good and only lasted a few minutes. I’ve had worse but I’ve had a lot better. Her hand was wrapped around the bottom of my shaft while she bobbed her head up and down the tip of my cock, no depth. Nice bit of tongue around the helmet, that’s as about as good as it got. But like I say had worse, had a lot better. Then she gets off me and starts swilling her mouth. So that’s the end of the BJ after a mere few minutes. Didn’t last enough. Next I’m fully aroused and about to be finished off with a HE. Then there’s noise outside the door. I hear a man’s voice and a woman’s voice. So this burd massaging me decides to put all her clothes back on to see what’s happening, leaving me lying there with my cock pointing to the sky. I wasn’t best pleased. It was another punter. I think she must have told him to wait. She came back in, removed her clothes again and gave me a rather rushed HE so she could get this other guy in. After I cum I just lay there because I knew I hadn’t been there an hour. She politely asked me to leave. So I got dressed and practically bumped into the next punter right outside the door. He walked passed me brushing my shoulder as we passed and went straight in. When I got outside and checked my watch I’d had 40 mins. I didn’t realize there was another lady working there until the kerfuffle outside the room what I was massaged in. So don’t know what she looks like as never saw her. But I think she might have been busy as well. So the moral of the story if plans a and b are a no no, have a wank!
1 hour massage £35
B2B £40
OWO £30
Total £105
