External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlySo this is a fairly new place that popped up on my radar several months back. I hung back and waited to see if anyone would post a review before I tried, but alas I TOFTT last week.
Probably not an ideal location, entrance is on a busy high street right next to Starbucks, a single door with a buzzer leading above a shop. however the sign outside looks very professional advertising osteopathy etc, so I didn't look too out of place. Got buzzed in fairly quick so no real issues.
At the top of the stairs was met by a very professional looking waiting area with chairs and a reception desk. was met by a Thai lady, probably early 40s, quite tall for a Thai around 5'8", size 10-12. very friendly and chatty, fairly decent English, enough for a basic conversation. she wore a black tunic and black leggings. I saw how professional everything looked, right down to anatomy posters on the wall and specialist osteopathy equipment in the treatment room and thought I'd walked into something far too professional for my seedy needs.
She was there alone which made me think I might be in store for extras, and the tone of her WhatsApp messages give me a gist. she was fairly good at responding to texts and appointment was set up quickly.
the massage bed was fairly robust and a little too hard for my liking. But she asked me how long I wanted (1hr for £50) slightly more expensive than the usual but Oxted is a slightly more upper class area.
Massage itself wasn't too bad, she obviously had some training worked some knots and knew her way around. I purposely stripped naked despite her giving no indication, and didn't cover myself with the towel. At no point did she cover me up which heightened my expectations. She also seemed to focus a lot on my lower back and upper leg areas which aroused more than my suspicions.
She very slowly inched closer and closer to my bratwurst and starfish which was a nice little lesson in anticipation. she kept asking if I liked it and with my positive reinforcement she grabbed some more oil and started CC swipes, very slowly and gently and RU which focused more on groin than anywhere else but still felt nice.
she whispered to me (despite the building being empty) if I wanted more, I asked for body to body, she asked how much I would pay. I say £40 as that's the going rate, she said no, £50. I agreed as my brain wasn't in my head at that precise moment. She then ruined the mood by asking for the money straight away so she passed me my trousers and I extracted the cash, she then walked off to make sure all the external doors were locked, which they were as I closed them on my way in. all the while I'm sat that cooling down and flaccidity washes over me.
eventually she comes back and carries on with more intense CC and RU which felt nice but cos she let me cool down, was hard to get warmed up again.
eventually asked me to roll over and begin to take her top off, finally.... tunic and bra came off, and that was it.... I was expecting body to body as agreed but all I got was topless, and no actual skin to skin, she just wanted to give me a topless handjob for £50 quid and because I'd already given the cash there wasn't much I could do about it. she let me play with her a/b cup tits, doorknob nips which weren't bad, bit of a mumtum and no real hips or arse to speak of. but they were still covered by leggings and she wouldn't let me explore.
jerk technique was alright, spaffed after a few minutes and she gave me a nice head massage after cleaning me up.
Then I was on my way and down £100 for something I usually pay less than £70 for.... hence the neutral. nothing she did was especially bad, but the price involved pissed me off. there are better cheaper places around the local area.
TL;Dr
communication 8/10
location 3/10
facilities 7/10
masseuse 5/10
massage itself 7/10
extras 4/10
good for a R&T but prepare to be disappointed if you want more.
