I called in here on Saturday but as I was planning my visit I nearly scrapped the idea because the place is on a very busy crossroads - it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, I parked on a little side street where the Dulux trade centre is it's only a 2-minute walk.
I rang the bell and was let in almost immediately by a small cute Chinese girl probably late 20s, I am so pleased she was the girl who did the massage instead of the old fat girl who was asleep on the sofa.
The place is very clean and tidy which was nice. The girl led me down a corridor and into a room with one chair and a massage table and a little table in the corner, the lighting was girly but very poor, I was asked for the money (£40 for an hour) and could hardly see enough to count the money out it was so dark. She asked me straight away did I want any extra, I asked what and she said B2B £40, I agreed and paid.
undressed and onto the massage table, after 5 minutes I had to ask her to go a little more gentle on me - she was kicking the shit out of me. Once she got the touch right I started to settle into the massage and waited with anticipation for the CC to start. Once she started with the CC swipes and reach unders (these were something else guys) I was raring to go.
After 25 minutes she asked me to turn over - I thought thank fuck for that the main event is about to start. She undressed to reveal a gorgeous body, nicely tanned and lovely shaped little titties, but the bonus for me was because she was natural down there and exquisitely trimmed (a trimmed bush is my thing). The handjob was ok but nothing to write home about, I couldn't keep my eyes off her body because it was so nice and trim, and of course, looking at her bush whilst I played with it was mind-blowing, she was happy for me to stroke her pubes but not happy for me to get stinky finger. Time was pressing on and I needed to offload some DNA but her handjob was never going to get me over the line so I took things into my own hands, as soon as I did this she stood up turned around then squatted over my face, for a hairy fanny fan like me this was enough to send me over the edge.
Final thoughts and would I go back? She was pretty, (sorry I didn't catch her name) petite and with a trimmed bush, these 3 things will do it for me every time and I can be quite tolerant of other shortcomings like kicking the shit out of me with her massage technique and not giving the best handjob. Also if I do return which I think I will, if the girl is anything like the old woman who was in reception then I would walk out.
Total cost for the hour was £80
