External Link/Members OnlyRecent, 4 hands massage, £65.00 for 1 hour.
Location is in the Central Chambers Building.
Comms all good via text, no issues.
Arrived at the venue to be met by a well built African woman (A), wearing a mask and sailors type top and hat! She greeted me in and was pleasant enough. Asked me a few health questions and asked me to sign a form (used a fake name obviously) that had been photocopied so many times you could hardly read it. Just as I was signing this, a tall blonde Glaswegian woman (B) came in, dressed in proper beauty therapy attire.
Had to wear a mask throughout.
The room was too small had a desk and was full of clutter.
Asked to go behind the curtain (hung from a piece of string!) and put a towel around my waist when ready before going on the bed.
The bed was too low and the two women massaged me sitting down.
"A" took the lead and was rough and fast, "B" followed her but with softer, slower strokes. So if "A" was on my calf, "B" moved to my other calf, "A" to my foot, "B" followed to the other foot, totally contrasting styles and totally unsynchronised, and absolutely nothing sensual about anything that was going on, not on my front, and not on my back. The towel was always covering my nuts up and got moved around and tucked into my arse to ensure it!
"A" must have stopped to fix the music (90's pop) 5 or 6 times - shit music played too loud.
Massage oil was heavily scented.
Even with no happy ending (not that I was really expecting it - but you never know), it was poor and no doubt a negative.
On the plus side, I had pre-empted the lack of a happy ending and went to see riabody2body for an hour first (Previously reviewed and another positive) and still feeling the horn after, went to see Mina @ Ann Siri for half an hour after (Previously reviewed and another positive)
