External Link/Members OnlyGot to address and it was Thai House on Gordon Street. Probably easier to make a bullet list than entire pointless essay.
1. Least relaxing ever. Door bell keep ringing and the girl left me half a dozen times to answer.
2. Can hear entire boring life story of some guy in next room who is from Doncaster but actually in Glasgow just for work today, his booming stupid accent, and heard his entire fucking arsenal of bad chat up lines including how he “really fancies Asian women” totally ignoring “Asian” is about 5,000 variety of people. In case you reading this mate - INSIDE VOICE. Even if I did not have door bell to deal with, this alone would have ruined it.
3. Absolutely no tease whatsoever. In fact I begin to think this is a legit place but…
4. Girl ask if I want extra massage. I say sure, ok FORTY QUID. Would not do 25 not even 30. I declined.
Think I will avoid this place at all cost.