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Offline ALyons

Hi all,

Perhaps this is a stupid question, but how do you get yourself checked up for a sexual health check? Do you have to do a advance booking for the hospital or can you just turn up and they will see you? Also how long does it take for results to come through?

Just wondering in case if I ever need to go  :hi:
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Online hendrix

There are plenty of NHS clinics around London certainly and I go every three months as a matter of routine. You don't usually need an appointment, the ones I go to are walk - in. Results via text or automated phone call (you call them!) within a week, or you can get a written cert if you want.

Offline akauya

I think you're a London punter yes? If so you can get your result the same day at 34 Dean Street or Dean Street Express as they call it. If you have no symptoms and you just want to have a regular test that's the place to go. You answer a small questionnaire on a touch screen computer, they give you a number, you piss in a pot, they take your blood sample, have a chat with a doc and six hours later you get your results via text. Couldn't be simpler and easier. Whilst you're there tell them you pay for sex and get the Hep B vaccine too.

http://www.chelwest.nhs.uk/services/hiv-sexual-health/clinics/dean-street-express


Offline yorkshire123

As i work away from home i just google the nearest walk in clinic to where I'm working & go there, never been asked for my real name or address.
The staff are always very good and have never looked down on me and seem totally unshockable.
Results come via text within 2 weeks.
For me its not a matter of going if i need to i go every 3 months because i want to.
Hope this helps
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Offline smiths

Hi all,

Perhaps this is a stupid question, but how do you get yourself checked up for a sexual health check? Do you have to do a advance booking for the hospital or can you just turn up and they will see you? Also how long does it take for results to come through?

Just wondering in case if I ever need to go  :hi:

As others have already posted but some GUMs have appointment only clinics on certain days, some men only, and walk-ins on others. My advice is ring the one your going to be going to first and ask or look online, although i have found on a couple of occasions the online information was out of date.

Also you can make up a name and address rather than use your own if you so wish, i always do and a few i go to know i do as i give different details each time, they dont care. I dont want any chance of my GUM visits geting on my medical record. Most staff are fine in my experience and they have heard it all before. I say i punt so i get all the tests.
« Last Edit: July 27, 2014, 11:41:28 PM by smiths »

Offline drwho

I should get myself tested really, but one thing putting me off is the blood sample.

When I've given blood or had injections in the past I've ended up with very prominent bruising on my arm.
What's the blood sample for? It seems a shame to go to the trouble then skip an important stage, but I can't be found out

I should get myself tested really, but one thing putting me off is the blood sample.

When I've given blood or had injections in the past I've ended up with very prominent bruising on my arm.
What's the blood sample for? It seems a shame to go to the trouble then skip an important stage, but I can't be found out

You really should get yourself tested

Cant you say you have just donated blood or something


Offline ManInBlack

I should get myself tested really, but one thing putting me off is the blood sample.

When I've given blood or had injections in the past I've ended up with very prominent bruising on my arm.
What's the blood sample for? It seems a shame to go to the trouble then skip an important stage, but I can't be found out

If you're worried about being found out by a partner then I would suggest having to find an excuse for a bruised arm is preferable to not getting checked and running the risk of catching something and passing it on.  Being found out that way would be a hell of a lot worse.  Surely you could just say you had a doctors appointment and they wanted to take some blood for something?

Just wondering in case if I ever need to go  :hi:

Well, considering that you've already got 2 reviews on here, one of them being for a gang bang ..... :wacko:

 :scare: :scare:

Offline Steve2

Well, considering that you've already got 2 reviews on here, one of them being for a gang bang ..... :wacko:

 :scare: :scare:

And the other, Genna was a bareback girl for a long time and possibly still does

  :scare: :scare:

Offline Jimmyredcab

Last time I had a "problem" I visited this one, just walk in and wait, you could be there some time. I was quite surprised that it was a mixed clinic, men and women in the same waiting room.    :scare:

http://www.tht.org.uk/sexual-health/Clinics-and-Services/Other-clinics/B/Barking-Hospital-%28Sydenham-Centre,-Integrated-Sexual-_and_-Reproductive-Health%29

And the other, Genna was a bareback girl for a long time and possibly still does

  :scare: :scare:

Agreed. I find it quite scary how little importance certain punters put on their own health/life - and maybe that of their unsuspecting partner at home. Would these same punters visit a pro$$ie who openly brags that she's never been to a GUM clinic in her life?

Sorry if it offends anyone on UKP, but these ignorant people are as thick as pig shit.  :hi:

Agreed. I find it quite scary how little importance certain punters put on their own health/life - and maybe that of their unsuspecting partner at home. Would these same punters visit a pro$$ie who openly brags that she's never been to a GUM clinic in her life?

Sorry if it offends anyone on UKP, but these ignorant people are as thick as pig shit.  :hi:

So the OP does a gang bang and bangs a BB (though covered) and is worried that the wife will ask too many questions about a bruise on the arm from having a blood test...

Fucking hell if her piss starts stinging she is going to be asking a lot more questions then why have you got a bruise on your arm.

Whoops I got the OP confused with Dr Who.

But the point stands to Dr Who

Your missus is going to ask a lot more questions if she catches a dose than just if you have a bruise on your arm

Offline Stealthy

... Whilst you're there tell them you pay for sex and get the Hep B vaccine too.


Could people please tell me more about the Hep B Vaccine?

Can you get a Hep B vaccine using annonamous name or does it need to go on your NHS records, Doctors records etc?

Thanks chaps!  :hi:

Curious6705

Could people please tell me more about the Hep B Vaccine?

Can you get a Hep B vaccine using annonamous name or does it need to go on your NHS records, Doctors records etc?

Thanks chaps!  :hi:

I declared myself a punter who had OWO from WGs on a visit to the GUM and was offered the vaccine as a matter of course. I'm not going to repeat the medical advice and information I was given wrt to the vaccine, because IMO that is something you should receive first hand for yourself at a GUM clinic, not from someone posting on the Internet.

I declared myself a punter who had OWO from WGs on a visit to the GUM and was offered the vaccine as a matter of course.

That's the best way to do it.  :thumbsup:

On my first visit to a GUM I danced around the subject about shagging hookers and didn't get the full monty of services they offer. When I eventually fessed-up, they started pulling out the stops to make sure I was good to go - as  apposed to someone who wandered in and fancied a random health screening.

Can Doctors records and GUM records be kept separate? Mine certainly are ;) . NHS departments swap so much patient information nowadays that I prefer to go down the fake sheikh route. They don't give a fig. As long as they have a first name, D.O.B and PAYG mobile number to text your results. 



Offline smiths

That's the best way to do it.  :thumbsup:

On my first visit to a GUM I danced around the subject about shagging hookers and didn't get the full monty of services they offer. When I eventually fessed-up, they started pulling out the stops to make sure I was good to go - as  apposed to someone who wandered in and fancied a random health screening.

Can Doctors records and GUM records be kept separate? Mine certainly are ;) . NHS departments swap so much patient information nowadays that I prefer to go down the fake sheikh route. They don't give a fig. As long as they have a first name, D.O.B and PAYG mobile number to text your results.

I wouldnt bank on them keeping the records separate, the NHS isnt the most competent organisation when it comes to confidentiality. Stick to the fake sheikh routine is my advice.

Offline rogerc23

I declared myself a punter who had OWO from WGs on a visit to the GUM and was offered the vaccine as a matter of course. I'm not going to repeat the medical advice and information I was given wrt to the vaccine, because IMO that is something you should receive first hand for yourself at a GUM clinic, not from someone posting on the Internet.

Thats interesting regarding the vaccine,i have been to the burrell street clinic in london a few times and i think its very good,i have mentioned getting owo from escorts but have never been offered this vaccine

Offline Dani

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Thats interesting regarding the vaccine,i have been to the burrell street clinic in london a few times and i think its very good,i have mentioned getting owo from escorts but have never been offered this vaccine

Not all clinics offer it as standard as they wrongly assume anyone involved in this industry in anyway would already have had it done.  A bit of a silly attitude really as by not offering it to everyone lots of punters and prossies are not getting it as not everyone is completely honest when visiting a GUM including many prossies who don't say they do this job so don't get throat swabs done

next time you go ask for it, also if you do RO or DFK with a girl who does OWO make sure you get a throat swab as well as not every place offers these as standard either

Offline akauya

Thats interesting regarding the vaccine,i have been to the burrell street clinic in london a few times and i think its very good,i have mentioned getting owo from escorts but have never been offered this vaccine

Dean Street Express offers it. I told them I pay for sex and they suggested I get the Hep B vaccine too. You need three doses of it. They give you the second one month after the first one and the last one five months after that. I'm due my last dose soon.

Always a good idea to have a full and frank chat with health workers. They've heard it all and don't bat an eyelid.


Always a good idea to have a full and frank chat with health workers. They've heard it all and don't bat an eyelid.

That initial moment feels like a meeting at Alcoholics Anonymous where you stand up and address the room. It's probably the first time you fully admit to yourself and others that you're a punter. Well it did me.

Offline rogerc23

Dean Street Express offers it. I told them I pay for sex and they suggested I get the Hep B vaccine too. You need three doses of it. They give you the second one month after the first one and the last one five months after that. I'm due my last dose soon.

Always a good idea to have a full and frank chat with health workers. They've heard it all and don't bat an eyelid.

Cheers will do,i normally say "i had a one off with an escort" when i go when really i should say next time that i am seeing them regularly.i am not prolific by any means and probably only punt a couple of times a month,do you think i would still get it?
I have only done ro with one escort but interestingly have never been offered a throat swab at burrell either.

Offline cosava

Your GUM records should be kept entirely separate from your usual records and they don't tell your GP of tests or treatment unless you request it or you have been referred from your GP and even then they should not blab everything. Thats why the clinic I saw said anyway.
« Last Edit: July 28, 2014, 09:28:57 PM by cosava »

Offline Stealthy

So, to recap;

Use a false name at GUM clinic as they don't mind you doing this (and give PAYG mob no. and a DOB ).
I need to tell them Iv seen WGs,
Ask for full tests,
Ask for Hep B vaccine,
Ask for throat swab test if Iv done RO, DFK with WG.

**Anything else I should know about or ask for?**


Thanks again to everyone who posts!  :drinks:
« Last Edit: July 29, 2014, 01:04:10 AM by Stealthy »


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