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Author Topic: Timekeeping. Bookings where Escorts are late AND finish early. How common?  (Read 7946 times)

Offline Cactus

But don't us good girls deserve a good hammering from time to time too?

You certainly do if the profile pic is anything to go by  :cool:

On a more serious note though: Getting profiles deleted on adultwork alas doesn't change the actualy behaviour of the WGs in question. It just cocks their operation up until they get a new profile. Soooo no actual effect upon WG behaviour at all.

There are a number of girls in my local area who have never received any feedback, clearly just there for the private gallery money and then there are a number more who never respond to emails, they aren't really doing any harm though. The ones who do the most harm are the timewasters, girls who offer a crap service & who you don't get your monies worth with.

I would say as a rule of thumb 75% of my punts have gone the full distance, there have been a couple of occassions where for one reason or another bookings have been cut short.  Like Lurtz too I have seen myself leaving early when small talk becomes awkward (not on my part, I can talk shite all day) and it is all getting a bit awkward hanging around.  I'm tending to go for half hours now as a first meeting where previously I would have gone for an hour - gives the oppertunity to see how I get on with a lady and what the service is like.

However since I joined this forum, I have been punting less, perhaps as I am becoming wiser to the shit that goes on.

Offline Jimmyredcab

You haven't had any good experiences at all?

If that's the case then it'll be best if you only stick to 30 minute punts from now on then the maximum you'll lose is about £80.

Exactly.
You will still get bad experiences with 30 minute bookings ----- but at least you wont waste £250. ;)

Offline Jimmyredcab

Honest question here:
Do the members here truly believe that they can have any impact upon escorting in the UK?

Truthful answer ---------- probably not ------- however if I can convince just one person to not pay ridiculous rates then it is all worthwhile.    :drinks:

Offline Jimmyredcab

I'm tending to go for half hours now as a first meeting where previously I would have gone for an hour - gives the oppertunity to see how I get on with a lady and what the service is.

Very sensible decision.   ;) ;)

Offline Steve2

Truthful answer ---------- probably not ------- however if I can convince just one person to not pay ridiculous rates then it is all worthwhile.    :drinks:

Write this down and repeat Jim

I WILL NOT PAY OR THINK ABOUT PAYING  £110 FOR A 1/2hr PUNT.. EVER

Offline Jimmyredcab

Write this down and repeat Jim

I WILL NOT PAY OR THINK ABOUT PAYING  £110 FOR A 1/2hr PUNT.. EVER

I was interested in the girls profile, I did not see her, I will not be seeing her -------  £110 for 30 minutes is a piss take, no doubt about it.

Offline softlad

However since I joined this forum, I have been punting less, perhaps as I am becoming wiser to the shit that goes on.

I can relate to this also.
And I don't miss getting ripped off one bit.  :yahoo:
This place really has made me open my eyes, and feel a sense of companionship with my fellow punters who have similar tales of woe to tell.

Offline Matium

I WILL NOT PAY OR THINK ABOUT PAYING  £110 FOR A 1/2hr PUNT.. EVER

The maximum for a half hour punt should be £80, anything more is outrageous.

Offline Jimmyredcab

The maximum for a half hour punt should be £80, anything more is outrageous.

I agree ------------------ however I would not miss out on a potential gem for the sake of a tenner.
I was prepared to pay £90 recently because the girl was within 2 miles of me,sadly she let me down at the last minute.  :(

Offline Tibbs

IMO that should all be included in a 1 hour booking.

When you go to a Health Spa/Swimming Pool/Cinema/Hair Cutters- paying Money at the Kiosk, being seated and given a complementary Drink, a formal introduction and looking at the menu/service list is NOT taken into account.

The hour should start from the activity itself (in the case of Escorts "on the bed").

£100 is a lot of Money. So I don't see why I should pay an additional £60-£100 for hospitality and pleasentries that benefit both the Escort AND Client.

It's interesting point - and it does depend on what you expect from a booking.

I don't just book an escort to shag her, it's the whole GF experience I'm after. For me that clock starts when I give her the money, and as far as I'm concerned that time is for me to do with as I please. It's very rare that I want to fuck right away, I enjoy the build up, but it is up to me what we do. I'm not aggressive about it, but I am definite & insistent that we do what I've asked for, on my timescales.

I do sometimes wonder why I haven't had more bad punts. I have had them, and looking back the bad feelings were there as I booked the girl, I just ignored them. I guess it's because reading people is part of my job; sometimes it's the text, but often it's the photos that give it away. Some girls you just know will give you a bad punt, and no matter how badly I fancy them I just play it safe and don't book.

I physically couldn't shag for an hour straight. I think the closest I've come was 10 minutes chat 20 mins RO/BJ 5 minutes shagging, 15 minutes snogging & chatting and another 10 minute session to close out. That for me is pretty much the perfect timing for a one hour punt.

I also think your argument about things that benefit both the client and WG is wrong. If I weren't paying her, would she choose to sit in an hotel room or invite me into her home to have a drink & a chat? I very much doubt she would so I pay for her to do so. Likewise - I love going down on girls and making them come. The fact the the WG gets pleasure out of it is secondary to my enjoyment. It's also why I don't worry if she fakes it or not - as long as I can't tell of course!

Offline Matium

The hour should start from the activity itself (in the case of Escorts "on the bed").

It is not physically possible for any man (not even an Adonis) to keep his penis erect for more than 15 minutes. Most men would be extremely proud of their sexual prowess if they could have sex 3 times in an hour, a lot of men would be proud of twice in an hour, most are content with once and a lot of men don't manage it at all and have to have a WG finish them off by hand.

So to expect one whole hour of sex is unrealistic, you should be looking at 30 minutes of sex and 30 minutes of just chatting and kissing.

WGs always start the clock from the moment you cross their threshold.

Offline Jimmyredcab

It is not physically possible for any man (not even an Adonis) to keep his penis erect for more than 15 minutes.

Not strictly true, it is possible with the help of Viagra/Kamagra --------- however I can only cum once in an hour.   ;)

Offline Simple

Whenever I've treated myself to a longer booking (1 hour or more) I've ended up wasting time pleasuring her or chatting about trivial crap. I prefer a short, sharp 30 minutes of condensed fun.
I used to do one hour punts as a standard, but now I much prefer 30 minutes punts as less time is wasted on trivial chit-chat and it doesn't take more than half an hour to shag a prossie...

It is not physically possible for any man (not even an Adonis) to keep his penis erect for more than 15 minutes. Most men would be extremely proud of their sexual prowess if they could have sex 3 times in an hour, a lot of men would be proud of twice in an hour, most are content with once and a lot of men don't manage it at all and have to have a WG finish them off by hand.

So to expect one whole hour of sex is unrealistic, you should be looking at 30 minutes of sex and 30 minutes of just chatting and kissing.
Albeit with a little help from a little pill for me twice in an hour is easy enough and with some effort thrice is quite achievable though somewhat strenuous and less enjoyable. I would personally consider it something of a waste to only cum once in an hour long punt in addition to using 30 (or even 15) minutes on inane small talk with a prossie literally at my own expensive...

In answer to the original question at least twice has a prossie cut short my appointment or attempted to do so, the first was due to a late started punt (she had to get ready) and I had to  remind her I still had about 15 minutes left. The other prossie was rather devious and tried to cut the punt by about 20 minutes without me knowing, but I had already cum twice and was quite weary of her company and decided to just go early anyway....

Offline Jimmyredcab



I don't just book an escort to shag her, it's the whole GF experience I'm after.

That is where we differ, I book a prostitute for sex, of course if she can act like a girlfriend all well and good ----------- but never forget she is only acting, if you had no money she would not give you the time of day.  :(

Offline Tibbs

That is where we differ, I book a prostitute for sex, of course if she can act like a girlfriend all well and good ----------- but never forget she is only acting, if you had no money she would not give you the time of day.  :(

Very true, but just as it's possible to turn a WG on despite being someone she wouldn't fuck without being paid, it's also possible to have an engaging conversation despite not being someone she'd talk to without being paid.

I specifically book WGs I think it would be fun to chat with as well as someone I fancy physically. Most WGs I've chosen on this basis have been hugely fun to talk to with a wealth of hilarious stories. Would I pay £100ph just for the chat? Of course not, but it helps the recovery time along!

Offline James999

A pro$$ies job is to extrract spunk from the guy, and do this in his chosen format, be this by sucking / fucking or whatever.

If a guy is unable to deliver the desired result within 30 mins then he should consult his GP or retire and realise he is no longer sexually active.

All the tea / coffee drinking with pro$$ies on longer bookings is a waste of time and money (if you have to pay someone £100+ an hour to drink coffee then you really are a sad fucker) , instead of booking an hour with one pro$$ie and spending 20 mins drinking coffee and listening to her made up crap about the degree she is doing etc, book a 30 min appt with a pro$$ie then go to the cafe and have a coffee then go and see another pro$$ie for 30 mins that way you get maximum sex and minimal crap, and a decent relaxed coffee.

When people talk about "connections" with the girl they are simply deluding themselves and would be better off wasting their money on a dateline subscription, and if a guy feels the need to talk to someone ring the Samaritans, they are cheaper than talking to a Pro$$ie and more honest  :cool:
« Last Edit: July 20, 2011, 02:52:59 PM by James999 »

Offline Jimmyredcab

Very true, but just as it's possible to turn a WG on despite being someone she wouldn't fuck without being paid, it's also possible to have an engaging conversation despite not being someone she'd talk to without being paid.

I specifically book WGs I think it would be fun to chat with as well as someone I fancy physically. Most WGs I've chosen on this basis have been hugely fun to talk to with a wealth of hilarious stories. Would I pay £100ph just for the chat? Of course not, but it helps the recovery time along!

I have always found girls very happy to talk in MY time but the conversation seems to dry up when it runs into HER time ------ or is it my imagination. ?????

Offline Knick

I assume this is more of a problem when WGs come to visit? I've always done incalls. I've usually assumed the time started the moment I got through the door. I usually shower before I go too, so not to waste time doing so there. I'm not a big talker so I don't spend too long chatting.

Offline Shade

It is not physically possible for any man (not even an Adonis) to keep his penis erect for more than 15 minutes.

Well, I've read some...strange...things on this board before, but that's got to be one of the most mental / funniest. Of course it's physically possible, and it's something I've achieved without problem many times. Sure, there might have been changes of position from time to time, but I've still been erect throughout. And one time I lasted over an hour, though I know my girlfriend wasn't particularly happy about that! ;) Oh, and trust me, I'm not an adonis - the opposite infact!

Just so this doesn't seem to appear to be a bragging post, I've watched plenty of amateur porn where the guy has lasted 30 minutes too...

Offline Lurtz

Well, I've read some...strange...things on this board before, but that's got to be one of the most mental / funniest. Of course it's physically possible, and it's something I've achieved without problem many times. Sure, there might have been changes of position from time to time, but I've still been erect throughout. And one time I lasted over an hour, though I know my girlfriend wasn't particularly happy about that! ;) Oh, and trust me, I'm not an adonis - the opposite infact!

Just so this doesn't seem to appear to be a bragging post, I've watched plenty of amateur porn where the guy has lasted 30 minutes too...

+1

Offline Louisa Leigh

Let me give you a little lesson into why people are "late".

Lateness is a actually a form of self sabotage,  people do before an event because they don't want to commit to it or attend.

Lateness is something people do sub-conciously and on purpose before an event because simply THEY CHOOSE THAT THEY DON'T WANT TO DO IT!

So therefore all this talk of Escorts that love their job- is bollocks. They hate their jobs- thats why their appearence is sloppy, their time keeping is sloppy and they are in a right state- in terms of dragging their heels taking bookings, being "late" giving out the address details and taking drinks or drugs or being hungover. Its self sabotage!


I used to be late all the time for my former Call Centre Job, Cold Calling- Accidental Death Insurance to clients by Telephone.
Despite being good Money, I was always late- always hung over (drinking copius amounts of Beer the Night Before), always stuck in traffic and my "Alarm never went off" (because I never set it right).
   And eventually I started giving bad, half assed Customer Service and Sales Pitches- which lead to complaints by Customers and being called into my jobsworth "Managers" office.

Little did I know I was doing all the above on purpose; simply because I hated my job and knew the product I was selling WAS crap and was a scam.*

*and thats the exact same pricniple of an Escorts work ethic too.

I like your theory and it is true, are you a psychologist Red Alert Tourist?  ;)
Banning reason: Touting + Bad attitude towards punters

Offline SteveNova

Well, I've read some...strange...things on this board before, but that's got to be one of the most mental / funniest. Of course it's physically possible, and it's something I've achieved without problem many times. Sure, there might have been changes of position from time to time, but I've still been erect throughout. And one time I lasted over an hour, though I know my girlfriend wasn't particularly happy about that! ;) Oh, and trust me, I'm not an adonis - the opposite infact!

Just so this doesn't seem to appear to be a bragging post, I've watched plenty of amateur porn where the guy has lasted 30 minutes too...
Maybe with the help of Viagra.   :lol:

Offline smiths

It is not physically possible for any man (not even an Adonis) to keep his penis erect for more than 15 minutes. Most men would be extremely proud of their sexual prowess if they could have sex 3 times in an hour, a lot of men would be proud of twice in an hour, most are content with once and a lot of men don't manage it at all and have to have a WG finish them off by hand.

So to expect one whole hour of sex is unrealistic, you should be looking at 30 minutes of sex and 30 minutes of just chatting and kissing.

WGs always start the clock from the moment you cross their threshold.

I had to read this three times to see if i had mistaken what you have posted. No man can keep a hard-on for more than 15 minutes even an adonis. Even i can keep hard for longer than 15 minutes, its dependent on the guy. I dont get the adonis bit, again being able to keep hard depends on the guy, some ugly unfit guys like me can manage it, you dont need to be an adonis fortunately.

In an hour punt i aim to being having some form of sexual contact for 50 minutes, i sometimes have to move things along with the WG as she might want to chat which with a newbie to me can be a sign of timewasting tactics. I agree as to when most punts start, as soon as i step through her door which is why i dont like any hanging about once inside. ;)
« Last Edit: July 21, 2011, 11:11:06 AM by smiths »

Offline Daffodil

I went to see a guy who placed a timer on his pillow lol.....and insist on spending almost an hour chatting pre service. He was very diplomatic about the way he did it by saying he wanted to make sure I didn't go over the time lol. Maybe you guys should get one...only 99p.

I would do this, but buy a clock that is slow  :drinks:

Offline James999

I would do this, but buy a clock that is slow  :drinks:

If it's an incall and the girl leaves the room to hide the money etc, then while she is out of the room provides a good opportunity to put the clock back 10 mins  :cool:


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