External Link/Members OnlyMeet happened June 2022.
CommsA bit of a clusterfuck to be honest - text enquiry, then asked to call, then back to texting, then the SP called me to give directions. I get the impression the girls share one business mobile so good luck making enquiries or bookings in advance. There seems to be a rotating line up of ladies working, and the displayed WhatsApp picture changes frequently.
The VenueMost definitely West Ealing rather than Ealing Broadway. The post codes advised on WhatsApp and by text are approximate only. Top floor flat above a parade of shops - all a bit grotty to be honest but the massage room itself and the en suite shower are clean enough and fit for purpose.
The LadyIt's not often you can read reviews from 6/7 years ago and find yourself nodding in agreement but the reviews here
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=84125.msg1036727#msg1036727https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=70163.msg889172#msg889172are still surpringingly representative. Erica is listed on the website as Estonian which could be true, but be warned her photos are about 10 years and 2 stone out of date. She answered the door in a bra and thong set which stayed in place for the duration. Short, stout, not
unattractive, but seemed friendly enough.
The ActionI had requested the 1 hour B2B with assisted shower and body scrub (never experienced before, wanted to tick off). Stripped off in the room and entered the small but functional shower cubicle. The "assisted shower" was restricted to having an exfoliant rubbed on the back of my torso and legs, zero sensuality. The massage took place on a massage table with the usual paper covering and hole for the face, although the room is so small the SP could only really massage from one side. The massage itself was OK but not mind blowing, performed with warm unscented oil and some reach unders and light CC swipes. Minimal body to body action really, it was mostly just belly rubs from the side. Touching on her was permitted but not actively encouraged, had a bit of a grope of her clothed pussy but it was a bit off-puttingly stubbly. On the flip Erica launched straight into hand relief and after 5 minutes or so got a pop out of me. She had let her small boobs come free of her bra by this point, although they added precious little to the proceedings. Wiped down, and the rest of the time was taken up with leg and head massage followed by a second (solo) shower.
Erica was pleasant enough and made friendly conversation, but I really didn't fancy her and couldn't be bothered to see how much further VFM could be extracted from her. I had no interest in initiating kissing or RO for example. Time spent: pretty much exactly an hour.
Damage£120 for an hour. Body scrub, light B2B massage, topless HE.
VerdictA by-the-numbers rub and tug from a not very glamorous lady in not very glamorous surroundings. Did the job but fairly poor VFM. I would return, but to sample one of her stablemates.
