External Link/Members OnlyThis appointment was in June 2022. I texted a couple of hours before looking for an early evening appointment. My message was soon answered and I was booked in for the time I wanted.
The place is in the middle of a residential housing estate and next to a local shop. There are parking bays outside the shop, but I decided to park a short distance away and walk. The door to the shop was unlocked so luckily I didn’t need to wait around outside. The local shop was quite busy with kids and people coming and going, so not the most discreet entrance.
I paid £40 at reception and was ushered into the second massage room. I was asked to undress and shortly after a Thai lady arrived for the massage. The lady was quite petit and I think was pregnant based her first shape! I was naked so she covered me with a towel and started the massage on my back and shoulders before moving to my legs. After 30 mins, I was asked to turn over and lie on my back. My legs were a bit tight and she managed to find a few tight knots. She asked me if it was painful, and I said not. She then pointed, I think, to my little Johnson, and asked if sore here? I misheard and not realising that this was the ‘in’ for HE, so stupidly said no.
The massage continued but without the usual clues and I was starting to think that no extras were going to be offered. I then realised my mistake from earlier and asked if a massage here (pointing) was also possible. £20 was the answer and I happily agreed. The HE was excellent, cupping of balls and some touching around the perinium.
Thinking back, the clues were few and far between and I was wary of asking, not wanting to offend, if such services weren’t available. As I thought she was pregnant this may have confused me too. I guess I just needed it to be a bit more obvious, but I know for next time.
By this time, it was about 10 mins over the hour, I paid the tip and left.
Despite the confusion and senility on my part, I enjoyed the massage.
