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Author Topic: Kittens Sauna beware  (Read 5201 times)

Offline Jon

The last thing you need when you go to spend you're hard earned money for a little harmless fun is to be treated like shit, harassed and feel threatened. I went to Kittens during the week day after 9 pm and chose a brunette there were two on offer, I picked the better looking one and the uglier one comes in, but I am a reasonable guy didn't care much. Next thing that happens is she gets in my face "give me money!!!" in an obvious Russian accent. Though it was just a cultural thing at first, but when the action took place, I was dealing with an aggressive and rude 19 year old, who complained about everything, made pissed off facial expressions and tone of voice, I would have left but wanted my money's worth didn't complain to the staff, because I felt very threatened by the whole situation, didn't want to create a scene because I got the feeling the bouncer would just start a fight with me, I can handle myself but they do have CCTV so what is the point? and besides it seemed like treating customers like shit was there operative procedure kind of like shock and awe so customers don't give them shit, which results in the customer being treated like shit and threatened. I wasn't even allowed foreplay or to feel her up even though I'm an above average looking dude, this is how bad it was, I wanted even allowed to thrust her hard at all during sex, "you hurt me" never heard that comment before in my whole life. At the end she gets in my face again, hands me a tissue and says "you wipe and throw away". Avoid this shit hole like crazy guys it isn't worth it, I got the feeling if I complained I would have had a fight on my hands, very weird attitude, quite criminal in fact, needless to say I won't be going there again, stupid idiots don't know how to run a business, I will only see English girls after this nonsense. Both Kittens and the Shit hole across the street Pandora are owned by the same people I suspect because both have Eastern Europeans working there, its just a cos. I didn't get foreplay, got bad attitude, and in your face threats, I didn't give her any reason to act that way folks, avoid both establishments like the plague.
« Last Edit: July 27, 2014, 02:20:07 PM by Jon »

Offline NIK

Was this Kittens in Sheffield?

Kittens at night is a weird and unpleasant place to visit, I feel intimidated last time I visited this joint and I won't go again, I rung kittens before hand enquiry about prices and girls etc, The receptionist was very helpful she said no door fee and there were 6 to 7 girls available So got down there just before midnight and were shown into a dark room where a ee girl attempt at pole dancing (she was awful )2 or 3 girls were sitting on the sofa, None of them attractive They just look  bored Anyway there were couple of punters sitting next to me and left a few minutes later then the receptionist asked me  which girl do I want I reply I still looking then ten minutes later she returned and asked again I said none of them turn me on.. She suddenly changed she give me a tut and dirty look thinking I only come for the pole dancing and looking at the girls without having one, I just make some excuses and left while I was leaving the bouncer gave me a dirty look too.. Sorry Kittens I wouldn't go back even if you pay me.

Offline Jon

Was this Kittens in Sheffield?

YES I was refering to Kittens in SHEFFIELD
« Last Edit: July 27, 2014, 11:26:43 PM by Jon »

Offline NIK

I'm still waiting to hear if this is Kittens in Sheffield. :rolleyes:

Offline Krystyna

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Yeah it is , cos he mentioned Pandoras across the road

Offline Ali Katt

Both Kittens and the Shit hole across the street Pandora are owned by the same people I suspect because both have Eastern Europeans working there, its just a cos.
You suspect...GFE have EEs working there, as do City Sauna, as do Paradise Studios, as do most parlours and agencies. I think Classic Touch and BlueBelles are the only ones that haven't, maybe Honeypot as well. Are they all owned by Kittens as well, total nonsense, next you'll say they are trafficked. I only went to Pandoras once and had a good time, yes the three girls (and receptionist) available were EE, 2 Romanian, not sure about the other one, maybe Rom, maybe Hungarian. Pandora seemed clean and safe to me, mind you it was in the day and was a few years ago. I wouldn't visit Kittens simply because it has been surpassed by better parlours, I love EE women, but wouldn't stay if there was no talent on offer or I sensed bad vibes, man.

Offline Krystyna

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Fantasia also has no E E ladies but i know that Kittens is linked with Club 25 but that is all as far as im aware .
If i read right , this is the OP`s 1 and only post , can i just ask him then , of all the parlours in Sheffield , he stumbled across Kittens ?

Offline NIK

Yes I am extremely suspicious about this rather badly written op rant - some paragraphing would have been nice. I found it difficult to read and if it hadn't been about somewhere I know I would have given up before the end. Hence my asking if it was Kittens in Sheffield.
It's always suspicious when a first time poster rants against a parlour / agency. We had a  similar one against City Sauna not too long back.

As for Kittens I used to use them regularly when they were at Alderson Road, and found them to be no better or worse than any other parlour. The op calls it a sauna. I may be wrong but don't believe they have sauna facilities.
I have only visited once since they moved to their new location, mainly because I don't really bother with parlours (or much else these days!). I must admit that experience was one of my worst in recent memory. The girl was miserable and fucking useless to the extent that the older woman came in and joined in to help show her what to do! However both were English. This must have been just before UKP as the experience was so bad I did a report on Prossynet.
Regarding 'bouncers' I never saw any but then I have never visited these places at night. I assume most have some form of security all the time, which is maybe more visible in the evenings?
Certainly the last time I visited Diplomat, where I walked, there was a big intimidating black guy lurking behind the bar area, who gave me a 'look' as I walked without bothering with a punt. One of the numerous reasons I have never been back to Diplomat.

The bottom line is that all parlours will have their fair share of poor prossies and EE girls these days. If you visit enough you will eventually have a poor experience as you will with indies and agencies if you punt frequently.
There isn't a consistently top class parlour in Sheffield - or probably anywhere else. For example I cannot reconcile all these consistently brilliant reports of GFE with my numerous experiences there. Whilst I've never experienced anything anywhere near as bad as that Kittens experience, despite their name, I've never really received anything remotely resembling a true gfe either.

I also thought most of these places closed at 8 / 9 o clock. Even if they don't I certainly wouldn't visit one after those times as any problems with bouncers or girls being jaded by too many clients, etc, are much more likely to surface late on.
« Last Edit: July 28, 2014, 07:11:51 AM by NIK »

I used Kittens during the day before and it's ok  but at night is different..

Offline Jon

Yes I am extremely suspicious about this rather badly written op rant - some paragraphing would have been nice. I found it difficult to read and if it hadn't been about somewhere I know I would have given up before the end. Hence my asking if it was Kittens in Sheffield.
It's always suspicious when a first time poster rants against a parlour / agency. We had a  similar one against City Sauna not too long back.

As for Kittens I used to use them regularly when they were at Alderson Road, and found them to be no better or worse than any other parlour. The op calls it a sauna. I may be wrong but don't believe they have sauna facilities.
I have only visited once since they moved to their new location, mainly because I don't really bother with parlours (or much else these days!). I must admit that experience was one of my worst in recent memory. The girl was miserable and fucking useless to the extent that the older woman came in and joined in to help show her what to do! However both were English. This must have been just before UKP as the experience was so bad I did a report on Prossynet.
Regarding 'bouncers' I never saw any but then I have never visited these places at night. I assume most have some form of security all the time, which is maybe more visible in the evenings?
Certainly the last time I visited Diplomat, where I walked, there was a big intimidating black guy lurking behind the bar area, who gave me a 'look' as I walked without bothering with a punt. One of the numerous reasons I have never been back to Diplomat.

The bottom line is that all parlours will have their fair share of poor prossies and EE girls these days. If you visit enough you will eventually have a poor experience as you will with indies and agencies if you punt frequently.
There isn't a consistently top class parlour in Sheffield - or probably anywhere else. For example I cannot reconcile all these consistently brilliant reports of GFE with my numerous experiences there. Whilst I've never experienced anything anywhere near as bad as that Kittens experience, despite their name, I've never really received anything remotely resembling a true gfe either.

I also thought most of these places closed at 8 / 9 o clock. Even if they don't I certainly wouldn't visit one after those times as any problems with bouncers or girls being jaded by too many clients, etc, are much more likely to surface late on.


Do not consider my post as suspicious because it was "badly written" didn't think I would be examined on my English, feels like I am back at school, HA. First time rant is "suspicious" well I never had a problem of this magnitude before, had some issues in Fantasia before but at least there you know you are not going to be threatened with violence and I have a few more stories but I don't go around complaining unless I feel I should warn other people, so they don't make the same mistake. As for you enjoying Kittens on Alderson Road, it isn't there now and management changes all the time and the only constant in this world is change, things change for better or for worse even if the management doesn't change.

I went to Kittens because it was open till late and had a special £25 offer, I guess you get what you pay for but no one deserves disrespect. As for my mistake of calling it a sauna, calling it a parlour is also incorrect no one goes there for a make up or to get their hair and nails done. Yes there are some Easter Europeans at other places, but those places are a bit more up market such as Paradise Studios and you get a better service, except for the cheap ones which I did not visit due to the bad reviews, now I know why.

The parlour/sauna I went too was a shit hole. It was'nt not a case one a few bad apples in every sauna/parlour there was an over whelming feeling of something not being right at this location, as a punter I just felt threatened and unappreciated. I apologise if my honesty and concern is suspicious but there is another punter on here who has posted a report which confirms my experience. But if you doubt my experience then you should visit Kittens well after 9 pm and give us a report.
« Last Edit: July 28, 2014, 04:59:34 PM by Jon »

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The parlour/sauna I went too was a shit hole. It was'nt not a case one a few bad apples in every sauna/parlour there was an over whelming feeling of something not being right at this location, as a punter I just felt threatened and unappreciated. I apologise if my honesty and concern is suspicious but there is another punter on here who has posted a report which confirms my experience. But if you doubt my experience then you should visit Kittens well after 9 pm and give us a report.

Hiya jon. Well first off I share people's suspicion but only because there are millions of dickheads who join here and write stupid crap, often touting or dissing the opposition.  Write a bit more and that will go.

If you are a genuine punter in the Sheffield area (and I think your last post helped) then brilliant, there is a lack of this kind of info on here and I'd be keen to hear more, and I'm sure others would.

Offline NIK


Do not consider my post as suspicious because it was "badly written" didn't think I would be examined on my English, feels like I am back at school, HA. First time rant is "suspicious" well I never had a problem of this magnitude before, had some issues in Fantasia before but at least there you know you are not going to be threatened with violence and I have a few more stories but I don't go around complaining unless I feel I should warn other people, so they don't make the same mistake. As for you enjoying Kittens on Alderson Road, it isn't there now and management changes all the time and the only constant in this world is change, things change for better or for worse even if the management doesn't change.

I went to Kittens because it was open till late and had a special £25 offer, I guess you get what you pay for but no one deserves disrespect. As for my mistake of calling it a sauna, calling it a parlour is also incorrect no one goes there for a make up or to get their hair and nails done. Yes there are some Easter Europeans at other places, but those places are a bit more up market such as Paradise Studios and you get a better service, except for the cheap ones which I did not visit due to the bad reviews, now I know why.

The parlour/sauna I went too was a shit hole. It was'nt not a case one a few bad apples in every sauna/parlour there was an over whelming feeling of something not being right at this location, as a punter I just felt threatened and unappreciated. I apologise if my honesty and concern is suspicious but there is another punter on here who has posted a report which confirms my experience. But if you doubt my experience then you should visit Kittens well after 9 pm and give us a report.

Apologies for any suspicion but we have to be careful. For example, the alleged punter criticising City Sauna a year or two back was a lying rival pimp.

As for visiting Kittens (or anywhere similar) after 9pm I think I'll forgo that pleasure.  :scare:

Glad you're now using paragraphs. I'm not being pedantic, it just makes it so much easier to follow, particularly on a screen.


Offline wristjob

Apologies for any suspicion but we have to be careful. For example, the alleged punter criticising City Sauna a year or two back was a lying rival pimp.


My opinion on City is too bad to publish. Might do now as the girl seems to have left.

Offline Jon

I suppose you are talking about City sauna, fire away I don't mind you posting it on my thread. From what I have seen they all seem on the wrong side of 30. The receptionist is cute though, does anyone know if she works?

Offline yorkshire123

I suppose you are talking about City sauna, fire away I don't mind you posting it on my thread. From what I have seen they all seem on the wrong side of 30. The receptionist is cute though, does anyone know if she works?

No such concept on here I'm afraid, its normal for threads to twist & turn and thats the beauty of UKP  :thumbsup:
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

Offline Jon

10 years ago I could the fittest working girl for £10 the punters need to put their foot down before the put their cock down  :timeout:

Offline tony2311

I been a few times after work around 10:00pm. New shift at 9:00 and normally have 4-6 ee/Europe on girl . £25 for 15minute for cover bj and we. Yes girls are not that response but what did you expect for £25?. They are mainly under 25.

Offline Jon

Its not a matter of unresponsive mate, unresponsive I can handle, in your face and down right rude and aggressive I do not expect and neither should anyone else. I was getting bossed about, "give me money" in a rude aggressive manner, and general do this do that, bad facial expressions and overall threatening demeanour as if I just ran over her pet dog or something. Its not right mate, we pay them money they should be grateful for our custom not hate us for it, you don't have to like me, just give me mutual respect, the same respect I give them.
« Last Edit: August 11, 2014, 12:48:51 AM by Jon »

Offline Krystyna

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Not all EE girls are that bad although iv heard many tales about Kittens and many are negative
These days many girls in parlours have to work for 25 quid or less but a good working girl will treat every guy as if he`s the best man theyve seen all night / day!
End of the day its guys  that help pay the mortgage and bills etc
Sadly some girls learn this fact far too late and by the time they realise its time to change their attitude they have already made a bad name for themselves

Offline Jon

Hi,

Are you a working girl yourself? and why do you have a man's picture as your avatar pic?   :dash:

Offline Krystyna

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Hi Jon
Yes i AM a working girl .
I have a picture on my avatar of not just any man , its my long gone hero Ayrton Senna , nothing dodgy , i just think he was gorgeous.
I have no problem puttin a pic of me on if admin wants me to
x

Offline Jon

Hi Krystyna

I am happy you are a working girl because you seem really interested in your work. Which can only mean one thing; that you are great at what you do. Where do you work from? you can private message me the details, prices etc if you wish, because I am interested in punting with you. Look forward to hear from you soon.
xx :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: August 26, 2014, 10:54:44 PM by Jon »

Offline jjpsweet

Hi Krystyna

I am happy you are a working girl because you seem really interested in your work. Which can only mean one thing; that you are great at what you do. Where do you work from? you can private message me the details, prices etc if you wish, because I am interested in punting with you. Look forward to hear from you soon.
xx :thumbsup:

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