External Link/Members OnlyLocation: City centre flat - paid parking nearby.
Service: Massage 30 mins £50
Girl: Black lady, early to mid 30’s I’d say, huge tits.
Text early morning for a time a couple of hours later, prompt replies with postcode. Told to call when outside.
Arrived at scheduled time and called - no answer, called a couple more times and no answer again. Started to walk and got maybe 100m down the road and she called - wish she hadn’t.
Guided up to the flat, it was dark and dingy with a really stuffy smell. She was dolled up and facially ok so went ahead.
Paperwork sorted and lay on the bed. What proceeded was the shittest massage, she couldn’t have put any less effort in if she tried. Literally sat on the side of the bed and rubbed baby oil on my back before going straight for my dick trying to get it hard. After about 3 minutes of this she told me to turn, at this point I knew she just wanted me out of there asap. She took her shirt off and her tits are absolutely huge but literally down to her waste, she lets you touch them but they’re so saggy and heavy and she makes these really off putting moans and groans if you so much as brush her tits - I’m assuming she thinks this will make you come quicker when it in fact does the complete opposite.
Closed my eyes and managed to finish, then she cleaned me up. She left the room and I could hear her clearing up bottles from the night before in another room - nice!
I threw my clothes on and was out of there without saying goodbye. 15 mins all in at best.
