Morning Lads,
I recently was in the Portsmouth area on the business trip, i had decided to treat myself with a trip down memory lane (Having not been in a Parlor since 2019 ) by going for a massage.
After doing some research on our beloved forum my choice landed on the Oriental Well-being Parlor on Fratton Road.
External Link/Members OnlyAs soon as I walked in i was greeted by the boss lady and a very good looking lady, i was immediately directed toward the first room where i was invited to undress and lie down. After having taken care of the paperwork (30 for 30) my hostess Lin started the massage.
Lin is a perky lady, about 5ft5 probably like 50kg if that, with nice round fake tits and a small ass, and juicy lips. I would say she is in her early 40's but as we all know it's a very hard guess. At this point I was still confident I will have a great time and my masseuse was super cute.
The massage started and that's when I started to understood, that was gone be a trip the wrong side of memory lane. Let's cut to the chase the massage was not good, it would barely classify as a back rub if I'm honest, I had asked her to leave one of my leg alone as I recently "injured" it while playing football. But somehow when kept coming back to it, I'm guessing being used to repeat the same routine with everyone.
I tried to do some small talk but the language barrier or pretended language barrier was too strong and I ultimately opted for silence.
When it was time to turn she offered B2B, Bj, HE for 60 considering the massage i thought it would be wiser to just opt for the latter, we started the negotiation at 40 but then ultimately settled on 20. When I reached for the paperwork Lin thought it would be nice to look over my shoulder, to make sure I had only 20 and kept repeating her previous offer.
I lie back down, obviously wasn't really in the mood but try to get it hard, she lifted her skirt for me to grab her ass and allow me to touch one tits through her dress. Once I got myself hard she took over , I had to ask for oil as clearly she was gone go without. Cherry on the cake at this point is while she was going at it in a very mechanical way she kept looking at the clock.
I think then she wanted to encourage me by saying stuff like Fuck or Fuck me but that wasn't convincing at all, and then at some point she pretend to spit in my mouth as it was wide open.
So i don't want to spark a debate here but let's say that in the current context and not knowing what this lady has been up to, it made me very uncomfortable. Saving grace it, she didn't actually spit, she just blew air but not my cup of tea at all. I had to give her a hand to finish quickly as clearly we were going nowhere.
Once I finish the rest of the massage consisted to her running her hand on my body while looking at the clock every 20 sec. Ultimately i just decided it was better for me to walk with still 10 mins left on the clock.
Would i return? Certainly not
Would I recommend? Absolutely not .
Maybe i was unlucky or because I took only 30 mins and negotiated the price. Ultimately based of my own experience , that was easily in the top 5 worst experience i had.
Cheers
