Carolina - West Ken - The epitome of a terrible experience

[stryker13]

So I was having a busy week and thought lets get a sensual massage.

Date: Early June 2022.
Name: Carolina
Ethnicity: Argentinian
Pictures: These are 5 to 10 years old, she is probably early to mid 40's
Links:
External Link/Members Only
External Link/Members Only

Damages: £90 for 1 hour
Location: West Kensington, residential street near a B.W. Hotel.

Booked via text, reply promptly, everything was clearly communicated, time and pleasantries exchanged.

Entered, usual formalities, exchanged notes and then it went down hill.

Place: Basement flat, but what I did not like most was the towels on the sofa bed looked used/ dirty, went closer to smell them they smelt okay.

Time spent: 45 minutes + shower (SP used every tick to finish quickly)

Massage:
ABSOLUTE RUBBISH BORDERLINE SCAMMER.

Spent 30 minutes from the time I entered non stop jabbering about everything in her life including how punters are rude sometimes.
Complained that she does not get time to reply to messages and offers discounts when business is quiet.
I did not say much in response as I was trying to switch off.

Her technique is to throw loads of and rub your back super hard up and down but not in a massage manner, it was down right crap. Took a break in the middle to go check her phone and reply to messages.

H.E. was basically loads of oil, let me grab your cock like some vegetable and shake it,, WTF. Touch was allowed briefly but I was so put off I did not bother.

I would not say we did not click because there was no confrontation, it was totally cordial but I totally regret this punt.

Hope this post serves as a warning to anyone who falls for this non sense.

I am a long term punter and honestly HATE it how all the old time S.P's who were awesome have stopped working in the last few years and now we are left this is UTTTER nonsense not fit for purpose.

Note to self and all concerned: Guys if you are desperate - DO NOT BOOK, wait do the research, check the references ok UKP - IT IS worth waiting for the right person or paying more even for the right person.

Hopefully this review helps someone.

[Fuzzyduck]

Thanks for the review and sorry to hear you had a poor one. Better luck next time out.

[GingerBoy11]

Thanks for the review Boss. One to avoid for sure

[LLPunting]

Thanks for the warning 

When you say you're a long term punter do you just mean that you saw your first SP many, many years ago but you don't dip your wick   particularly regularly OR do you mean you've been punting for years seeing regulars and unknowns on a weekly/monthly basis?