External Link/Members Only 1 hour massage £45 + B2B £60 + OWO £25 (Total £130)
Preamble
I've been debating with myself whether I should make this review a low positive or a high neutral. In the end, I've gone with neutral as I know I was over charged. In retrospect, I should've planned ahead and booked an hour with Jessy Baby Shark in Woking, where I would've had a better time and saved myself a tenner. However, this was an off-the-cuff punt when I suddenly found myself in Addlestone with an hour to spare, and all things considered, I still had a good time, especially since I'd neglected to do my homework.
Comms
N/a Walked in off the street on spec. Luckily, I was given an immediate appointment.
Location
Located around the corner from a busy row of shops, the entrance isn't discreet. However, the door was open and I walked straight in, so there was no hanging about outside looking like a shifty fucker. I'm not local, so I didn't give a shit, but it's not an entrance that I'd be happy negotiating if it was on my own doorstep. Inside it's clean and tidy. Lots of clean fluffy towels and a decent ensuite shower. Sturdy massage table with face hole and clean paper cover.
Charlie
Charlie is a tidy thirty-something Chinese MILF. Chunky but not overweight, she's got a great pair of natural medium sized tits with bullet nipples. Nice skin with a couple of small tats, clean and tasty hairy muff. Engrish isn't great, but she's friendly and smiley with a naughty glint in the corner of her eye.
Massage
If I'm honest, the massage was a bit shit. The sort of massage that you'd expect from a bored, untrained EE escort who's just using it to waste time, rather than something from a dedicated massage establishment. The strokes were too fast and short, so it felt like I was being poked and prodded rather than massaged. Not relaxing at all. This was exacerbated by the short loop of generic background music that kept jumping every few minutes as it went back to the beginning again.
Extras
At half time Charlie broached the subject of extras. Haggling is not my strong point, but we settled on £60 for full-access B2B with RO. My philosophy is that it's usually worth paying extra for an enthusiastic service, rather than saving a few quid and receiving a lacklustre grudge wank. Charlie was very enthusiastic, and the B2B was very good. Free access was given everywhere for tit-sucking, fingering and face-sitting. At one point I had my tongue so far up her cunt that I was tickling her tonsils. All the while, Charlie was performing a very acceptable HJ. She stopped abruptly: "You want sucky suck?" Her timing was impeccable. How is a poor boy supposed to refuse in these circumstances? However, she wanted £50!!! I'm not sure how, but somehow I managed to talk her down to £25 by saying that was all the money I had on me. Charlie smiled, locked her lips around lil Chazz and performed a very decent above-par "below job". This turned into 69, and she eventually finished me off by hand, her cunt still clamped firmly over my face.
Conclusion
Had the massage been better, I would've rated this as a positive. The poor massage and being stung half-way with the extra extra pushes it into neutral. Charlie is an SP at the top of her game. Unfortunately, that game is extracting the maximum amount of cash possible from her clients. I'm not desperate to return, but if I did go back I'd be happy to see Charlie again, except this time I'd get her to skip the massage entirely. I don't know if FS is on offer, but she's an enthusistic SP, and I'd love the chance to bend her backwards over the massage table.
