Author Topic: Lana - Privy Massage - Birmingham  (Read 1903 times)

Offline Beesting888

Had my eye on this one for a while and haven't seen too many reviews around so I thought I'd give it a go.

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Rang the number and got through to an efficient, professional rather than friendly receptionist who took my details and made the booking. From what I could gather the reception service deals bookings for all their locations which I believe cover Birmingham, Leicester and Nottingham. Talking to the masseuse later, she told me that they also move between these sites which means there's a good variety of masseurs at each address.

The location itself was in a rather nice apartment in downtown Birmingham. Comms were good  - the address and details were tested to me after confirming the appointment. I did ask for half an hour but was told that wasn't available despite the advert. The receptionist explained the services (as described on the website) and told me hand relief was included in the price. I did think that for £180 I should bloody well think so!

I was greeted at the door by Lana who is exactly as she looks on the website. Pleasant features with a cracking body to boot which, I thought, looked even better naked. After parting with the cash I was asked to undress and lie face down on the massage bed. For me the big difference between this and, say, an Oriental massage was that this was entirely a sensual/sexual experience designed to arouse you with lots of finger-tip touches. Could have done with more under-swipes in my opinion but I guess that's not in keeping with the service described which is what you get.

Eventually I was asked to move to a nearby bed and lie face-down. Lana applied a generous covering of oil to me and her and then gave me a great b2b, rubbing her lovely soft tits across me. She asked me to roll over and then I got some more tit massage on my front before being finished of with an expertly delivered hand-job. Personally I would have preferred more b2b on my front but the experience was very enjoyable all the same.

Lana herself was friendly and we chatted presently whilst given the massage which was very professionally done.

Conclusion
Overall I would say that this is a very professional set up. Given the price I was expecting a top end service and feel that's what I got. Would I return? Yes but the price makes it a luxury so I don't expect to be a frequent visitor. I would guess that many of you will say that they can get full service for much less, however you never get the sensual massage and tease which is why I prefer these type of services nowadays.

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Offline shed

Thanks for the review. Since April 1st says they have increased prices by £20.  No criticism to you OP, but those prices for that service as you described are a compete rip-off and piss take in my opinion.

Offline Beesting888

I don't necessarily disagree with you, Shed. My preferred haunt is the Holistic Massage Centre, Merry Hill, Wolverhampton. You can get a well delivered massage and HJ there for £50. Was this over three times better than that service? I'd say not. However, I'd still recommend this as a bit of variety and something a bit different from my norm. As I said in the review, I wouldn't make this my 'go to' place but good for a bit of variety and so I would still give a positive rating on that basis.

Offline sjm79

The ladies here all look great but £180 isn't steep, its f'ing vertical!

Offline samsung1

so let me get this straight, you paid 180 for a massage?

Offline paul_davis

so let me get this straight, you paid 180 for a massage?

Indeed he did

Offline samsung1

The main reasons why prices are going up really fast. More money than sense.

Offline mr.bluesky

The main reasons why prices are going up really fast. More money than sense.

Or thinking with your dick instead of your brain.  :wacko: I guess we've all been there at some time