Author Topic: Galena from Deluxe Massage (central London outcall)  (Read 1043 times)

Offline ProtocolDroid

Having read a few positive reviews of this SP and loving her photos I thought I'd book her for a little visit to my hotel.

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The booking process was easy: WhatsApped the agency a few days in advance and they confirmed Galena's availability within 10 minutes or so. Galena herself then contacted me on the day, around 6 hours prior to the meeting, to confirm again, including the hotel name and room number.

She arrived exactly on time. First impressions were OK but I was not as blown away by her as I was hoping I would be. The photos on her profile are glammed up, and she's certainly not as slim as is suggested by the full body shot, where she's standing on the black and white tiled floor. I think another reviewer estimates her size as a 12, and that seems about right. Unfortunately a bit bigger than I like.

Cleavage, though: jaw dropping :P

Anyway, I'd booked her for 90 mins (£90 plus a BS £20 travel charge :thumbsdown:) so there was no rush; the initial conversation was OK but there was no instant connection.  After a while she suggested that we get down to the action so I got undressed, completely of course, and lay down on the bed. Her massage was slightly better than a previous review had led me to expect: not a proper sports massage by any means, but quite well structured and at least a bit of pressure. I didn't find it very sensual, though. There were some CC swipes but no reach-unders.

The flip came with about half an hour to go.  I was at that point hinting heavily that the contents of her tight top were appealing but it didn't lead to any more sensual touches. I wonder whether she expected her strokes and looks to get me hard but the combination didn't quite do it for me. I'd had (civvy) sex in the morning, so either needed someone super attractive or more direct stimulation. I got a bit annoyed at the situation and didn't ask for extras until she announced that time was up, around 5 minutes before it actually was.

She asked what I was after. I wasn't interested in anything more than HR but did want to see her topless. £50 I was told. Expensive of course, but I was hoping she they might be worth it.

Galena then went to the bathroom to wash the oil off her hands, telling me it would be "better for me" :unknown: To cut a not very long story even shorter: what followed was the lamest HJ I've ever had in my life. Hardly any pressure, no attempt at a two-handed twisty, no oil, no nuffink. The sight of her boobs was admittedly fantastic. I'd say they are F cup size, with quite large areolas, which I personally really like. But she positioned herself out of reach so I couldn't play with them. Yes, I could have asked her to move closer but the vibe was so lame that I couldn't be asked. I eventually came without even being fully hard. Didn't feel satisfied in any way.

Galena insisted I stay on the bed so she could clean me up, which was a nice touch -- but it was almost the only one!

Not worth repeating obviously, though I may still be tempted by some of her stablemates, quite a few of whom look attractive. I have another outcall opportunity coming up very soon so stay tuned.


 

Offline Duron

Was there no extra charge for the HR?

Offline Barneypunt

But why didn’t you ask for anything on the flip? You stayed quiet until you had 5 mins left.
I fully understand what you mean about the vibe being dead but still, get your money’s worth man

Offline ProtocolDroid

Was there no extra charge for the HR?

£50 for topless HR. Very steep, I know, but then I believe this agency often is.

Offline ProtocolDroid

But why didn’t you ask for anything on the flip? You stayed quiet until you had 5 mins left.
I fully understand what you mean about the vibe being dead but still, get your money’s worth man

In retrospect you're totally right. I suppose it was a combination of almost zero connection (for whatever reason; I may not have been her type, she may have been tired, or whatever), me assuming she would raise the stakes herself well before the end, and me being a bit rusty in dealing with SPs: only my second punt since the world ended, back in 2020.

Onwards and hopefully upwards.

Offline Hansolo69

Sorry to read about your disappointing session.

It's bonkers when girls get high praise then turn out to be shit, or not look like their photos.


Offline ProtocolDroid

Sorry to read about your disappointing session.

It's bonkers when girls get high praise then turn out to be shit, or not look like their photos.

Yeah, it was definitely a major disappointment. To be fair to earlier reviews, she may be a YMMV girl in terms of service. And looks are subjective of course, but my own judgment is far more in line with the review that rates her 7/10 than the one that rates her 10/10. 

Offline Barneypunt

In retrospect you're totally right. I suppose it was a combination of almost zero connection (for whatever reason; I may not have been her type, she may have been tired, or whatever), me assuming she would raise the stakes herself well before the end, and me being a bit rusty in dealing with SPs: only my second punt since the world ended, back in 2020.

Onwards and hopefully upwards.

Sorry man. Next one will be better

Offline yesbby

This mirrors my experience. Her personality is a bit cold on the surface and her technique is lacking expertise. Shame, as she is such a fantasy figure

Offline Griffin75

She’s hot with magnificent tits.. but would never see her again.
Poor experience, average blowjob and average attitude.