External Link/Members OnlyI should have known better as I stopped seeing Nina long before the lock down and all the covid test bs she was insisting on. Her service had become extremely poor compared with some years previous.
However, I saw a good review on here and thought I'd giver her another try, for old time sake.
Nina responded quickly to my text and we arranged for an hour later that day. I confirmed HR, as on one occasion a few years ago she did the massage and said she was going straight because a bereavement, thus no wank for me.
£80 was agreed. I turned up 10 mins early and asked in I could come a bit early. The flat is in Westcliff, near the seafront.
She texted back that she was still with another client and would let me know when to knock. I should have walked at this point as I don't like to be back to backed.
However, I didn't walk. I wasn't kept waiting too long but the massage area was a large cold room. I asked if she could turn on some heat, but instead I was covered in towels (very erotic). Nina was unfortunately a bit wiffy. This could be explained as she told be she had been very busy all day (great). She clearly hadn't showered before my session (despite this being condition she had placed on me via text).
Nina asked if I'd seen her before; I've seen Nina a few times, over 10 I'd say. When I told Nina this, she said she couldn't remember me (I would expect someone who is being paid £80 an hour to be a bit more tactful).
Nina proceed with the worse prosy massage I have ever experienced, which was interrupted by texts to her phone and her dutiful replies.
Nina has decided that relaxing music is so last century, so instead I had to endure Radio 6 for an hour.
Nina then proceeded to tell me about her most recent bereavements and the general depressing nature of her existence. I need not explain that none of this was arousing or relevant to the situation.
The HR was average at best and Nina isn't getting any younger. There was zero therapeutic value in the massage. I actually felt more stressed afterwards.
Needless to say Nina was preparing for the next punter as I was getting my pants on. In short, she's smashing em out and gives zero phucks about the poor service and experience she is providing.
This is definitely it for me with Nina. Avoid.
