_HENNESSY_x - Incall - city centre Birmingham

[j_181]

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Incall in well-known block of apartments near the Peace Gardens. £160 for 1 hour.

Comms: Whatsapp messaged for a booking, arranged and directed me to the apartment. Didn't let me in when I buzzed, but another resident at the front door let me in. Took 2-3 minutes to open the apartment door when I knocked and I was about to walk when she finally opened up. Hid behind the door to let me into a dark hallway, and frantically told another girl to close her bedroom door as though I hadn't obviously seen there was another girl there. Bizarre. 3/10

Looks: This is where is started to go really downhill. Profile states size 10, although from her photos I was expecting this to be slightly dishonest and more like size 12-14. Not even close, I'm not an expert at guessing sizes, but I would have said more like 18-20. Cash was handed over in a dark hallway before I got a good look at her. If I'd seen her fully before paying I'd have walked. My error, I'm more used to outcalls, we live and learn.
Profile also says she is 18, she looks considerably older to me, probably mid-20s. 1/10

Services:
Profile says OWO offered, but it was clear this is not the case as she put a condom on my (freshly-washed) little man as soon as I got it out. It became clear that even OW was not on offer as she just lay back for me to fuck her in mish. She's not the tightest, and her body shape/size make it difficult to get more than a few inches in. After about 5 minutes, her phone rings and she leaves the room to answer it, leaving me waiting for several minutes. After she comes back I ask her to get on her hands and knees for doggy and after another 5 minutes or so, the phone rings again and she leaves the room AGAIN to answer it. When she comes back she says she has ordered food and the delivery driver was calling, as though this is a reasonable explanation for her shit service. Get back into doggy and a few minutes later her pal yells through the door that she's got their dinner and will get her a fork and wait. At this point I cba so finish up and she immediately gets dressed and leaves the room, making it clear that no more services will be offered. This is around 25 minutes into the hour I've paid for, but at this point I'm just looking forward to getting out of there.

Easily the worst booking I've ever had.
0/10

Overall: False description in profile, much larger than expected, and awful service. One to avoid. 0/10

[JontyR]

Unlucky pal.

She says on her profile blurb she is a size 14. Although the interview says a 10 all be it "a few extra pounds"

[pingo]

Sorry mate you had to go through that shit service and waste of your money.

Might be a good idea to go for shorter bookings (15 or 30 mins) if booking for the first time, to test waters.

[Cryton123]

Might be a good idea to go for shorter bookings (15 or 30 mins) if booking for the first time, to test waters.

That’s my tactic. Book 30mins max but always have enough money on me to extend to the hour if I’m having a good time. This very rarely happens but this must have saved me a small fortune over the years.

This SP sounds horrific. Hopefully this review will stop more punters getting conned by her   

[j_181]

Book 30mins max but always have enough money on me to extend to the hour if I’m having a good time.

Good advice, cheers 

[Atrueyorkie]

Wow just read your review as it got linked to mine. I’m kinda glad now it was a miss, sounded like you fucked Jabba the Hutt!