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After seeing several reviews on here, for Luna the owner and another woman called Dah, I thought I would try to restart my punting with a sexy massage. They have various options advertised and I picked the double service of body scrub and massage for 2 hours at £100 as a special treat.
I had decided to ask for a booking with Dah as she seemed to offer the best chance of a good selection of extras at a more reasonable price and maybe just a little less intimidating than Luna.
I phoned a few days before my required day and booked a suitable time, spoke to a Thai woman who spoke good english (and I guess it was Luna) . Anyway plan shot-down in flames as Dah no longer works there! Bugger!
I was told another woman called Pia (as I heard it) was there now. I tried to tactfully ask if she provided the same “services” as Dah and was told yes. I then did ask on UKP if anyone had met Pia but no luck. So made booking and hoped for the best.
Travelled to Bolton, and parked the car in the large NCP car park opposite the Retreat shop. A few minutes before the appointed time I texted to check all ok, and was told OK to come in.
The front door was open, so no problem about hanging about on the street. I am not from the area anyway, but there seems to be a couple of shops further down the street where I think staff were hanging on the doorstep having a fag, so could be awkward if you are local.
You walk into a small reception area, and Luna was there behind the screen. Confirmed booking and took the money from me, and checked it.
I was then let through the next door and she pointed me upstairs, offering me use of the toilet on the ground floor if I needed it. She said to get completely undressed. There is another room downstairs which could be better for anyone with restricted mobility.
I went upstairs and could see a woman in a tiny attic space at the back getting changed and sorting some stuff out. I waited in the room for a minute or two, and then in came the same woman. Introduced herself as Tia (not Pia), she was maybe 30ish, tiny trim figure with loose fitting top and jogging bottoms on. Facially pretty and seemed quite happy and cheery. English OK. I had already undressed and sat on the bed, while we had a quick chat about the scrub and massage. 1 hour of each, with a shower in between. I immediately brought up the subject of extras, I didn’t want to fiddle about later when Mr Willy was fully in charge. She coyly asked what I meant and I said I was interested in a long b2b session during the massage with maybe 2 pops if I could manage it. Oh, she said, that would be £100 ! Yep, extra £100 on top of what I had paid already.
I stayed calm and just said no that’s a bit much, how much for just a slow happy ending. That ended up as £30, which I accepted and paid immediately.
I then settled down and she gave me a very slow sensual body scrub/massage for an hour. All over, front and back, but not the crown jewels as that could have been a bit painful! FYI, I asked what the scrub was, and it is coffee grounds in an oil and body cream mix. It does smell a bit of coffee, not surprisingly, but nothing too bad. It does work, as I felt smooth as a babies bottom afterwards!
She then went and set the shower off and showed me down to it. Awkward stuff to wash off as the oil/cream doesn’t like to mix with the shower gel. It was a decent enough shower, lots of hot water, but the bathroom area is quite cramped. We did joke later that it would have been nice for her to have “washed my back” but it is too small in there.
Next was the massage. All towels had been changed on bed and I settled down to a sensual massage with a little bit of firmer massage on back and legs. Used non scented baby oil for the massage. She found some damaged muscle areas that I have been having serious therapeutic (f’ing painful!
) Thai massage treatment on, so I think she does know her stuff if a more serious massage was requested.
About half an hour in she was caressing my inner thighs still face down. I raised my arse and she cupped my cock and balls and gave a very gentle oily wank. I then stopped that after a few minutes as I didn’t want to come, and turned over for some front massage. With about 10 minutes to go she started the HE. I was allowed to caress her tiny bum over her leggings, but when I tried to brush the back of my hand against her boobs she gently eased my hand away. Fair enough. Very gentle and helped me last for few minutes of this, before I spurted into a large wad of tissues I had earlier asked her for in case I came too quick face down. I don’t like to make a mess everywhere.
Cleaned up and that was it.
So overall how would I sum It up.Decent place, fixtures and fittings ok, but some clever photography to make the place look bigger in photos than it really is. Both Luna and Tia are tiny and attractive Thai women, and speak decent english.
Main massage prices at £40 - £50 per hour are reasonable I think, but, the prices for extras are potentially ridiculously high. I was disappointed I didn’t get to see Tia naked but I am not paying those prices, and I am no good at haggling. Maybe if enough blokes turn them down they will adjust their pricing?
So that is the first for long time, and hopefully not the last for another three years!
