40 Vivian Ave, London NW4 3XP
Tel: 020 8203 4998
I think I'm gonna stop going to this Sala Thai now. It's just full of jaded and greedy milfs who shamelessly try to upsell themselves.
Anyway, I rang up yesterday lunchtime to see who was on. Was told there was Amy, June and Mimi. I saw June and Mimi several years ago, so asked for an appointment with Amy. But she wasn't available for my preferred time. I therefore booked June, who I recall was less podgy than Mimi.
Couple of hours later I got there and paid £40 for 1 hour of massage. Shown to the room at the end next to the toilet. I started to undress and June walked in. About 5'2" dyed blonde, curvy, slight bad breath too.After saying Hi she got straight into it "what you want baby?" I replied "what you offering?" She spurted out "£100 for full sex"..!!! Can you believe that? Straight out with it, no messing about. I deliberately only brought a hundred quid cash with me cos I find it hard to negotiate down when a woman is stroking my todger. So the hundred quid cash was for my own protection really. I told her this and said I only had 60 quid left. She then has the nerve to tell me to go to reception and pay the extra 40 by card..!! What a greedy little vixen..!! I lied and said I had no card and to get on with the massage FFS. So so massage whilst face down for 30 mins, then she tells me to turn over. Then she resumes negotiation, giving me all this shit that she's poor, I'm her first customer of the day, please help me baby. Basically just begging..!! I told her she can have my £60 but she must look after me. She told me to get up and give her the money first. Which I did. She got her kit off. Decent body but she's not early 30's as she claims, probably 40 I think. I sucked her nipples for 3 seconds each. She jumps on me and positioned her ass over my face so it was almost impossible to stick my tongue in her pussy. The few seconds I managed this I discovered it was clean and shaved. Simultaneously she sucked my dick for about 6-8 seconds. As you can imagine this was very frustrating. She jumped off and started tossing me off whilst standing as far away as possible to prevent me from touching her. After all, she'd got her 60 Lizzies off me so nothing more in it for her. It worked. My man meat was hard and I managed to shoot my demon seed all over the place. She giggled at that and complimented me.
She cleaned herself and gave me a towel and led me to the shower. She brought me some useless mouthwash that tasted as strong as if someone had thrown chewing gum into a bottle of water. Never saw her again. I took my time and had a leisurely shower, then got dressed in the room. Left quietly, didn't see June again. I left feeling that I'd wasted 100 quid.
As a side note......
across the road from Sala Thai there is an Albanian café. I was feeling peckish so popped in there. Had a cheese and spinach pastry with a cappuccino. Both food and drink were pretty tasteless. It was run by 2 men and a girl. Not very friendly but not hostile either just non-chalant and indifferent. I was gonna crack a joke and say "which one of you is Marko from Trapoja?"
But chickened out, their demeanor suggested they've probably heard it before and wouldn't like it. I paid and left. I said good bye twice, they all ignored me. My first and so far only interaction with Albanians. Deffo not going back to that café again either.
