I haven’t punted since October 2019, and what with a lot of things changing over the last couple of years I’m not particularly sure if/when I want to get back in the saddle. I have an itch, but it isn’t a particularly itchy itch so I’m not sure scratching it is worth the hassle. Anyway forgive the self indulgent reflection, I am over sharing so you have a sense of where I am coming from in writing this review.
As I wasn’t entirely sure I wanted a punt, but I did need a sports massage, I thought I’d give a Thai rub and tug place a go and see how I felt afterwards.
Wakefieldlad’s review of Lily had piqued my interest. Venue is just north of Leeds city centre, in sheepscar on a parade of shops opposite a car wash. It’s not a discrete location, but the nature of the venue isn’t obvious either so felt fine to me. Appointment arranged by text about an hour in advance.
Lily is as described by Wakefieldlad. Typical Thai lass of indeterminate age, could be anywhere between mid 30s and we’ll preserved late 40s, short, fairly attractive, reasonable body. Didn’t make my jaw drop but definitely caused the sap to rise.
I started with a very firm sports type massage. Quite painful but what my body needed. On the turn I was quite aroused so Lily asked if I wanted extras. I decided to go for body to body (I normally don’t bother with this as don’t consider it good value for money) as I was intrigued by whether anything extra would be on offer if I whipped a condom out in response to her “if only I had a condom” line. She seemed a bit shocked to have her bluff called like this and quoted a price of £150 for full service on top of the massage fee. As I was only likely to last 10 minutes this was clearly a ridiculous price so the condom remained unopened on the shelf next to the massage table. I enjoyed the body to body. Very sensual with some nice touches to increase my arousal, Lily didn’t stop me touching her, but the positioning of her body was such that I had limited scope to grope her ladybits.
Overall a perfectly pleasant experience but quite a lot for what it was. Not something that would have me running back for more.
External Link/Members OnlyI paid £45 for a firm 60 minute massage plus £80 for body to body massage (so £125 in total). I was quoted an further £70 if I wanted full service (bring your own condom).