External Link/Members OnlyHad an hour to kill recently in Falkirk and text this place. immediate reply so 1 hr appt booked. Arrived two mins late, parking, already had a text asking 'where are you'. however, arrived to a smiling Joy, probably mid 40s, decent chest but otherwise probably not 5ft tall. Into 1 of what looked like 4 rooms. Joy stayed while I got undressed, I asked for medium massage and chatting commenced. Joy is a talker, in case that is your thing or not. Didnt take too long to begin cc swipes and reach unders. She has decent length nails so tended to be a bit uncomfortable on the reach unders. I ask to turn over and this is where the neutral takes over...£25 for HE, £50 for topless and £100 for b2b! Jeez I said, have we moved to london? Ahh says Joy, we can kiss as well if you like. For £100 I thought plus the £45 entrance fee I would expect a lot more than kissing. What is it with these prices in Scotland, absolute disgrace. Settled for HE and although not the best technique, it worked for me. Joys nails were an issue though, somewhere between pleasure and pain.
Another issue, she took a call during the massage part about 20 mins in and arranged for 30 mins time, thats selling me short or keeping the next one waiting I thought, one or the other. dont worry, it was me who ended up being sold short as i was out and back at my car after 45mins from walking into the place.
Would I return, probably not at those prices. Joy needs to improve her technique or cut her nails and stop short changing paying customers...other than that no complaints...a neutral being generous i think.
oh, saw the other girl on my way out, glad i avoided her, she looked err, solid...
