ebony.amelia - Incall - TOFTT - Birmingham

[Torqy]

I thought twice about posting this one, my first negative, and it is only through weakness that I didn’t walk, I will be stronger next time!

I had a punt lined up with a ‘professional’ , not cheap, but the girl looked fabulous and the services were top notch…….. guess what….. she cancelled on me (6 hours before) 

So I lined another one up, arranged the meet, I was a little early, and whilst I was waiting 100 yds from her apartment entrance I saw her walk by with her pimp/boyfriend, she was pretty but he looked like a Romanian troll, I didn’t want to smash the girl whilst her ‘significant other’ was at best , hiding in another room , or worst, hiding in the closet. So I texted her and pulled out, she called, I blocked the number and  thought “fuck it, I’ll have one last try’’.

So I texted ….

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Quick response, agreed 30 minutes for £100, expensive, but I like petite black girls and I find them a rare commodity. There is a BB comment on her profile, price £700, I confirmed that she’s being sarcastic!

I arrived, she had just got out of the shower, I paid up, she disappeared to stash the cash…… I got myself ready by getting stark bollock naked, she returns and says …….

“I’ve just had my lips done so I can’t give oral or kiss”, bitch!

I should have asked for my money back and walked, I didn’t and I accept the criticism that you guys may give me!

So basically I fucked her as hard as I could for 25 minutes, I was going to splodge on her face, it’s on her ‘likes’ list, but guess what……. not allowed, neither is COB! So I filled a bag!

TBF, she has a cracking body and I fucked her all ways, reverse cowgirl was pretty good, she was very clean, tits were good and the nipples maybe the best I’ve ever had…but I was certainly taken advantage of.

I didn’t have a bad time, I just didn’t get what I paid for!

Would I go back? No, not because she’s not fit but because I feel I got ripped off. My fault, I’ve made a promise to myself that I’ll walk next time I don’t get what I’m paying for!

Pros
Fit, young, little ebony girl, with a great body that can take a fair hammering.

Cons
Piss taker!

[Dark Vader]

There is a BB comment on her profile, price £700, I confirmed that she’s being sarcastic!

It appears on her VS add as well so maybe not such a joke. What do they say? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me!

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[Torqy]

Fool me once, fool nobody on UKP   

[JontyR]

Thanks for the review.

I'm not going to give you any shit for not walking. You made your judgement then and there. You live and learn.

But couple of points...you could have checked for your requried services on the phone. As far as I can see she didn't fail to deliver any services that were agreed in advance. Yeah, she advertises some stuff that you didn't get but hey...so do loads of others.

Also you can review plan a and plan b.

[Torqy]

Fair point, I didn’t agree any services before I walked in, I have never had to previously!

I’ve also never been told that very basic, advertised listed services, aren’t available after I’ve handed over the cash and when I’m bollock naked! I consider myself quite astute when it comes to picking girls, but clearly I made a hash of this choice. I didn’t follow my usual rules.

I already have my next ‘safe’ punt lined up that will restore my enthusiasm.

Maybe I will save someone else a few quid 

[JontyR]

We always add and amend our rules according to experiences. Then we forget them to our costs before reinforcing them.

[Jimmy The Gent]

Thanks for the review.

I'm not going to give you any shit for not walking. You made your judgement then and there. You live and learn.

But couple of points...you could have checked for your requried services on the phone. As far as I can see she didn't fail to deliver any services that were agreed in advance. Yeah, she advertises some stuff that you didn't get but hey...so do loads of others.

Also you can review plan a and plan b.

She failed to deliver oral. That's an absolute basic minimum anyone should expect from any punt. No-one should need to check that they're going to get their cock sucked before handing their money over, it's a given.

[JontyR]

She failed to deliver oral. That's an absolute basic minimum anyone should expect from any punt. No-one should need to check that they're going to get their cock sucked before handing their money over, it's a given.

All microwaves should come with a defrost setting. But if you buy one that doesn't ... that's your fault not Zanussi's.

About 1 in 5 female escorts listed on AW do not have Oral listed in their likes list. Granted she should have pre-warned herself if some advertised services were not on offer.

[Jimmy The Gent]

All microwaves should come with a defrost setting. But if you buy one that doesn't ... that's your fault not Zanussi's.

About 1 in 5 female escorts listed on AW do not have Oral listed in their likes list. Granted she should have pre-warned herself if some advertised services were not on offer.

Yeah, but if it doesn't even warm your food up, you'd get your money back, no questions asked. This is like ordering a microwave and getting a dishwasher.

I would have thought asking if you're getting a blowjob would make it look like it was your first rodeo, I've never even thought to ask and I never would. It's like buying a car and asking the dealer if it comes with an engine.

[JontyR]

Yeah, but if it doesn't even warm your food up, you'd get your money back, no questions asked.

Depends if you are buying it from John Lewis or Gumtree. And anyway, he didn't ask for his money back. He may have got it.

I would have thought asking if you're getting a blowjob would make it look like it was your first rodeo,

I don't think so. I'd suggest if you are clear on what you require politely then you increase your chances of ensuring that you receive them. Sometimes I just want to go with the flow and don't specify.

Anyway, External Link/Members Only Point 3 ... it's there for a reason.

[onaleash]

offers BB too for £700 extra

[Torqy]

offers BB too for £700 extra

Yes, I put that in the review, what are you adding?

[Jimmy The Gent]

Depends if you are buying it from John Lewis or Gumtree. And anyway, he didn't ask for his money back. He may have got it.
I don't think so.

I'd have been straight on to Trading Standards and the Small Claims Court 

[Torqy]

Depends if you are buying it from John Lewis or Gumtree. And anyway, he didn't ask for his money back. He may have got it.
I don't think so.

So if I ask and I get a ‘no’, where do you go from there… it’s not like getting physical is an option, do you get fake angry and threaten to bring the flat down with noise? But who might come out of another room, it could get ugly quite quickly, or do you fuck her and try and get something from the lost cash, it would have to be a ‘hate fuck’. Or do you just walk? 

There is no win at this point 

I’ve read a few reviews where members seem to enjoy taking the risk in punting a new girl, in the hope that they find a gem, I had that possibility in my head. But I found a dud, lesson learned, I shall take a lower risk approach over the next few months

[Jimmy The Gent]

So if I ask and I get a ‘no’, where do you go from there… it’s not like getting physical is an option, do you get fake angry and threaten to bring the flat down with noise? But who might come out of another room, it could get ugly quite quickly, or do you fuck her and try and get something from the lost cash, it would have to be a ‘hate fuck’. Or do you just walk? 

There is no win at this point 

I’ve read a few reviews where members seem to enjoy taking the risk in punting a new girl, in the hope that they find a gem, I had that possibility in my head. But I found a dud, lesson learned, I shall take a lower risk approach over the next few months

If you ask me, the only mistake you made was going for the Plan C in the first place. I've learnt not to even go for the plan B - you won't have researched it properly and you'll be thinking with your dick.

Better to have a wank and keep your money in your pocket for another day.

[Torqy]

If you ask me, the only mistake you made was going for the Plan C in the first place. I've learnt not to even go for the plan B - you won't have researched it properly and you'll be thinking with your dick.

Better to have a wank and keep your money in your pocket for another day.

You are right, there isn’t enough blood in the male body to operate the dick and the brain at the same time 

[shed]

You did a good review and warned others who may have been considering this SP. That's what the site is about. Thanks 

[Joball87]

Helpful review, thanks. Had spotted her profile earlier and was on my HL but no longer.

[Torqy]

Helpful review, thanks. Had spotted her profile earlier and was on my HL but no longer.

She isn’t as pretty as her profile pictures suggest, not fugly but quite plain. But anyway, I’m pleased I’ve helped you swerve 

[jayjuk]

Was on my HL, but i'll give it a miss now..

[Moby Dick]

Advertised rates are now
£100 15min
£140 hh
£200 hour

“I DO NOT OFFER BAREBACK!”

Has oral, OW , OWO on her likes list.

[beatndelete]

Advertised rates are now
£100 15min
£140 hh
£200 hour

“I DO NOT OFFER BAREBACK!”

Has oral, OW , OWO on her likes list.

She dont do OWO unless your circumcised she confirmed over texts to me

[jimmymac]

Advertised rates are now
£100 15min
£140 hh
£200 hour

“I DO NOT OFFER BAREBACK!”

Has oral, OW , OWO on her likes list.

I texted her the other day, £100 extra for OWO. Get to fuck lady!