Helen Ripley - Milton Keynes

[Chazz]

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1 hour £160

Comms
All comms by SMS. All very clear and efficient.

Location
Extremely discreet incall in the middle of MK, but still easy to find. Just a short 5 minute walk from free secure 3 hour parking at Sainsburys on Witan Gate. Inside it's clean and tidy but full of all the kinkiest sex paraphernalia that you could wish for. Helen has thought of everything from unscented toiletries to a full length "blow job mirror"! 

Helen
Helen is a lovely woman. Friendly, enthusiastic and very keen to please, she's also as horny as fuck. In her mid 30s, she's obviously reached that age when some women become absolutely insatiable. A proper professional, yet still loads of fun. I imagine that she's just as good with a nervous first timer as with a seasoned old punter like me. Her array of services is a bit bewildering, ranging from the most vanilla massage to the kinkiest BDSM. My advice is to talk to Helen before your meet and discuss exactly what you want and she'll tailor your session to match. I'm a go with the flow sort of guy, but next time I'm going to plan a bit more so I can make the most of Helen's varied services. Helen is a big girl - tall and quite built. My last couple of punts were slim petite Thai spinners, so Helen's GND looks and wonderfully curvy milfy physique made a welcome change. Variety is indeed the spice of life.

The Meet
I won't bother going into too much detail as I get the impression that every one of Helen's meetings is tailored to her individual client. I had a fantastic hour's GFE though. We spent much of the time DFK - Helen is one of the best snoggers I've met in a long time. She made me feel like a horny teenager again. A surprise high point was when she squirted all over my face during RO. Somehow during the session I ended up tied to the bed with Helen sitting on me whilst edging me to death. It was a good job that I was tied down, otherwise I think I would have hit the ceiling. I came so hard that I thought that one of my nuts had fallen off. 

Conclusion
Helen seems to really enjoy her chosen profession and makes every effort to make sure her client has a brilliant time. Highly recommended.

[Fuzzyduck]

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[HornyHemel]

Great review Chazz 

Helen has a solid reputation and is well worth a visit! 

[SableKeech]

Helen's the real deal. I've reviewed her on here and seen her a few times over the years. Every time a different session... With Helen it's best to plan how you want the meet to go before you get in touch then she'll tailor a meet to your ideas. She can deliver pretty much anything (she has some very, very scary looking kit that I'm much too much of a wimp to test out...) and gives it her all!! A real professional.