Stephanie Gold x - Boring granny - Chancery Lane

[Dwayne_Hicks]

Punt happened a couple of weeks ago – she was my plan C and I should have read the reviews and followed the other warning signs (eg. she was available at any time for as long as I wanted) and her rock bottom (relatively) prices of £80/30mins incl CIM.

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Comms: does her own and replied quickly with clear instructions how to get to her place

Price: £80 / 30 mins (didn't ask about the other extras)

Location: In call at a newly refurbished flat near chancery lane tube, decent size room with mirror and good shower facilities.

First impression (aka the 3 B’s): Boat – 4/10; Bod – 4/10; Bants: 3/10.
She is a lot older than her photos – I’d say 50 at the very least looking at her eyes in the daylight. Boobs are like old deflated balloons with massive nips which is a big turnoff for me. In general, she has old wrinkly skin with lots of sun spots everywhere  but the worst bit is her chat. She whispers all sort of nonsense throughout the punt which was the biggest buzz killington for me.


Services: 3/10 OWO, LFK, CG and doggy (covered) I didn’t finish.

The action: usual hide behind the door stuff and when I saw her I should have walked but mini me was up for persevering. Told me to lower my voice to a whisper pretty much straight away though there didn’t seem to be anyone in the flat. Quick shower and some LFK she tried to start with OW I said I’d prefer OWO she started a long tirade about how she protects herself and is clean which ended in he just going for the OWO.
OWO was pretty bad – needless to say nothing like her profile states, it was slow, toothy and not deep at all  :dash:I started losing my boner so told her to get on top. She did but she can’t ride for sh*t imo plus the view of her deflated balloons with massive nips killed it for me completely.
She offered to try doggy which we did but she arches her back in a way that it was impossible to get going apart from a few pumps. At that point I’ve decided to cut my losses and leave.

As I was getting dressed she mumbled something about that she doesn’t take it personally and that she tries her best and that I should see her again when I'm "in the right mind" seemed surprising when I told her that the overall experience was very offputting 

Conclusion: she doesn’t look like her photos, the services provided are nothing like what she claims on her AW page so no chance of seeing her again.

[Tomcat]

I saw her once years ago before i joined, she was in East London not a bad punt then it was like £80 four the hour in them days, some of her pics are very old I see in one pic they look saggy, time and age has taken its toll can't be helped.

[The_Don]

I saw her once years ago before i joined, she was in East London not a bad punt then it was like £80 four the hour in them days, some of her pics are very old I see in one pic they look saggy, time and age has taken its toll can't be helped.

I punted Stephanie once in east London at £80 P/H and have no plans to return. IMO, her flat mate Tiffany (at the time), was a much better punt. I punted Tiffany, a number of times, in east-west & north east London.

[MP778]

Thanks for the review. 
Saw this one when she was 80 like the other posters in this thread and did not feel the urge to go back at all.  When she upped the price to 120, I was surprised because I couldnt see anyone returning at that rate.  At 140 theres no way she's worth it even in today's market with the way she used to look way back when but if she looks even worse now according to this review then 140 is daylight robbery.

[king tarzan]

I punted Stephanie once in east London at £80 P/H and have no plans to return. IMO, her flat mate Tiffany (at the time), was a much better punt. I punted Tiffany, a number of times, in east-west & north east London.

London prowling 🐅👍👍🙌🙌👊👊🥊🥊

[onedivergent]

Maybe her look + body has gone down hill ever so much since I saw her with the misfortune of having her lacklustre service. Having flashbacks upon reading    your experience. Laughable her prices.
We learn the hard ways sometimes
Good luck with your next one!

[king tarzan]

I saw her once years ago before i joined, she was in East London not a bad punt then it was like £80 four the hour in them days, some of her pics are very old I see in one pic they look saggy, time and age has taken its toll can't be helped.

Age does..
Women end up far worse then men..
Best always to go fresh and ripe in the early 20's to mid 20's yummy age range 👍👍👍👌👅👅😋😋